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Dick Cheney has no pulse . . . yet he lives . . .

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C'mon . . . considering Dick Cheney's reputation, that is pretty funny. He is the undead.

Reporting from Washington and Los Angeles —
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, battling a lifetime of cardiac disease, has not decided whether to seek a heart transplant but could use a device surgically inserted into his chest last week as permanent therapy for his condition, according to a source close to the Cheney family and to heart surgeons familiar with the treatment.

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One potential oddity is that most patients who have the device have neither a pulse nor a conventional blood pressure, and must carry medical documentation saying that the lack of a pulse does not mean they are dead.

"The patient is going to look like a walking zombie
," Mazur said.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-cheney-heart-20100716,0,2566358.story


Best wishes to Dick Cheney on his recovery. But please stay out of politics . . . for your health. :D
 
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All I know is that I'm rescinding my organ donor status as soon as possible.
:lol

But seriously, I'm playing the waiting game for our "Dick Cheney is Dead" party. It's going to be glorious.
 
Joke's already been made, but needs a visual reference:

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Az

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Now that explains why his political career was a vein effort.

btw I know you check for the pulse at the artery
 

Complex Shadow

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TheAzRim said:
Now that explains why his life work was in vein.

btw I know you check for the pulse at the artery
fixed

edit: does this mean we can play as dick cheney in l4d3 as an infected or/and a survivor ?
 
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