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[Koodo]

The following passage in Madonna's infamous 1992 erotica book Sex has recently come to my attention:

Although the candid nature of the book can be lauded as brave and progressive, this particular paragraph strikes me as disturbing given the description of the teenage individual.

What are your thoughts?

 

[Silver Arrows]

it's Madonna, I wouldn't be surprised at all

 

[Little Mons†er]

Slay queen of youth 💅

Madonna once again, teaching the lessers!

Spoiler

seriously though, that does seem very weird? How old was she when she did this? The boy wanted it so it's not that wrong?

 

[braves01]

Disgusting in many ways.

 

[akira28]

no. she did however have sex with a teenager without giving the age, I guess.

and she caught a sexually transmitted disease.

you know...so much goes on dude...i feel like most people have no idea...

I guess that's actually the point, so never mind.

 

[John Kowalski]

She certainly admitted to her awful writing at least.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

I don't think you know what paedophilia means, OP.

 

[Jean Grey Will Rise]

Slay queen of youth ��

Madonna once again, teaching the lessers!

Only took 2 posts.

smh

 

[entremet]

She certainly admitted to her awful writing at least.

Most likely ghostwritten. That's the norm for celebs.

 

[partyphone]

sounds like he was at least an older teenager?

crabs lol

 

[echoshifting]

Teenager =/= minor

Crabs, so '90s.

 

[bsp]

that twist

 

[John Kowalski]

Mostly ghostwritten. That's the norm for celebs.

So like do they ask the ghost writers to write badly or what?

 

[Sheroking]

Ephebophilia, perhaps.

I don't get the sense she was talking about a 12 year old.

 

[Einchy]

The crabs plot twist was unexpected.

 

[neshcom]

"Teenager" could mean 18 or 19 and you could still be in high school then, so...

What a weird writing style.

 

[Tamanon]

I think the real twist is that somehow Madonna didn't have crabs before then.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Spoiler

The boy wanted it so it's not that wrong?

Annnnnd here we go.

😐

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

She's made a dream come true.

 

[akira28]

I never read the book. does it sound like she usually has a hard time enjoying sex or orgasming unless its novel situations like these?

What a weird writing style.

cocaine, and an intern with a tape recorder and a writing pad?

 

[freenudemacusers]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

 

[Brakke]

Wait but how old is she in that encounter how do you leave that out?

 

[Ivan 3414]

1. He's a "teenager" of an unspecified age
2. She's a woman

I'm guessing that's why this tidbit didn't blow up at the time the book was released; I doubt Madonna could get away with saying that in 2016

 

[Volimar]

No pubic hair but he gave her crabs?

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

Unless they're GAFfers of course.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Annnnnd here we go.

😐

I mean I agree that it is weird and a bit dodgy... Don't worry lol

 

[braves01]

No pubic hair but he gave her crabs?

 

[Ivan 3414]

Wait but how old is she in that encounter how do you leave that out?

The first sentence "Sex with the young can be fun if you're in the mood" implies she wasn't "young"

It's all very (purposefully) vague

 

[Randomizer]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

Are you saying this from experience as a Puerto Rican man?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

wtf did I just read!?

 

[Ric Flair]

Are you saying this from experience as a Puerto Rican man?

He's a gaffer, 7 inches at least

 

[Fat4all]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

Is that common knowledge?

Is it on their flag or sommit?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Are you saying this from experience as a Puerto Rican man?

how dare you insinuate that i'm puerto rican

 

[Ivan 3414]

how dare you insinuate that i'm puerto rican

You might want to back pedal on this one

 

[AxelFoley]

Hold up, some things don't add up.

He had to be real young to barely have any pubic hair. This book came out in like 1992, and shaving pubic hair really wasn't a thing back then.

And she says the kid was a virgin, but he gave her crabs. Huh?

 

[deadscreensky]

Ephebophilia, perhaps.

I don't get the sense she was talking about a 12 year old.

I mostly agree, but stuff like barely any pubic hair and her description of him as a baby definitely set off warning signs.

None of this actually happened, of course, but in this fiction there's at least the suggestion of something like hebephilia.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Slay queen of youth 💅

Madonna once again, teaching the lessers!

Spoiler

seriously though, that does seem very weird? How old was she when she did this? The boy wanted it so it's not that wrong?

 

[Cesare Borgia]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

How do you know this?

 

[JBuccCP]

Hold up, some things don't add up.

He had to be real young to barely have any pubic hair. This book came out in like 1992, and shaving pubic hair really wasn't a thing back then.

And she says the kid was a virgin, but he gave her crabs. Huh?

It could just be a misinterpretation. Maybe he brought crab legs for dinner and she's just not a fan.

 

[Rentahamster]

No pubic hair but he gave her crabs?

Are pictures of dildos allowed to be posted? I was going to post a pic of a strap on dildo attached to a forehead, but you can just google that yourself.

 

[El Topo]

Well, I assume GaimeGuy just answered why this supposed case of pedophilia by Madonna has never been discussed anywhere in the past 24 years?

 

[Fat4all]

Hold up, some things don't add up.

He had to be real young to barely have any pubic hair. This book came out in like 1992, and shaving pubic hair really wasn't a thing back then.

And she says the kid was a virgin, but he gave her crabs. Huh?

Indeed, it's really difficult to follow her rambling plot and masturbate at the same time.

 

[braves01]

 

[entremet]

Sounds like it's a Madonna take on My Secret Garden.

 

[Ric Flair]

wasn't she really good friends with Mike?

 

[Joyful]

that sudden crabs twist tho

 

[bjork]

This book came out in like 1992, and shaving pubic hair really wasn't a thing back then.

do what?

 

[akira28]

some people are naturally unhairy too. maybe he was like a 18 year old version of that werewolf dude from Twilight, with like a landing strip over his peanut butter cup.

 

[Volimar]

wasn't she really good friends with Mike?

Without knowing which Mike you're referring to, probably.

with like a landing strip over his peanut butter cup.

 

[botty]

some where in the world, phonomezer is plotting to snatch the life fluid from a barely legal Puerto Rican with crabs.

 

[Fat4all]

do what?

Shaving pubes wasn't invented until 1998, duh!

Without knowing which Mike you're referring to, probably.