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[LiK]

Just one tentacle ? surely they can do better.

DLC

 

[badcrumble]

Breast physics is literally the single most embarrassing thing about being a gamer.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Breast physics is literally the single most embarrassing thing about being a gamer.

Somebody hasn't seen the Soul Calibur ass physics videos

 

[DR2K]

Breast physics is literally the single most embarrassing thing about being a gamer.

So i take it you're an avid DOAX2 fan?

 

[badcrumble]

Somebody hasn't seen the Soul Calibur ass physics videos

...what

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

I'd be more worried about boobs if they didn't jiggle.

 

[Shadow780]

Import confirmed.

 

[jet1911]

...what

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

 

[zeelman]

It's sad to see Square Enix stoop down to the same level of fanservice in their games as Idea Factory's.

 

[robotzombie]

Breast physics is literally the single most embarrassing thing about being a gamer.

Yes, because in real life, breasts don't move.

 

[N4Us]

"Time to kick some a*s" ~ Ultimate Cait Sith

 

[bunbun777]

Breast physics is literally the single most embarrassing thing about being a gamer.

Well there is also this-

I think boobs should jiggle. Sometimes fall out. Just saying.

 

[Azure J]

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

Holy. Shit.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[LiK]

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

Wow, dat ass... :lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

I wanna blame duckroll's waifu.

 

[No_Style]

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

Please tell me there's an age slider for this feature! :lol

 

[Calcaneus]

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

:lol Forget the fact that they actually put this in a game, but it isn't even good ass jiggle.

 

[tiff]

It's sad to see Square Enix stoop down to the same level of fanservice in their games as Idea Factory's.

it's cool

 

[domlolz]

Yes, because in real life, breasts don't move.

We both know that isn't what people have a problem with, the issue is that breast physics is seen as a feature, especially one worth bragging about. And it's not like these breast physics are going to be used on sensibly dressed female models is it?

 

[badcrumble]

Yes, because in real life, breasts don't move.

It's that people took the time to program these features, and that the audience apparently sees it as a selling point.

Also, breast physics are generally creepy and unrealistic and weird-looking. Obviously unmoving breasts are unrealistic, but they don't draw attention to themselves as such.

 

[Callibretto]

We both know that isn't what people have a problem with, the issue is that breast physics is seen as a feature, especially one worth bragging about. And it's not like these breast physics are going to be used on sensibly dressed female models is it?

does Squenix really announce breast physics as feature or just journalist noticing and making it bigger news than it really is?

 

[Femmeworth]

-_- Well, the Dissidia series is all about fanservice, so I shouldn't be surprised. However, if Lightning jiggles, I think my eyes will roll into the back of my head.

 

[Green Mamba]

does Squenix really announce breast physics as feature or just journalist noticing and making it bigger news than it really is?

This is ESRB's content description noting it because that's what they do.

 

[Ratrat]

Another feature missing from FFXIII makes it to the handhelds.

 

[atbigelow]

-_- Well, the Dissidia series is all about fanservice, so I shouldn't be surprised. However, if Lightning jiggles, I think my eyes will roll into the back of my head.

Probably the first character it was implemented in. =)

 

[adamsapple]

Another feature missing from FFXIII makes it to the handhelds.

To be fair though, besides Jihl the rest of the ladies in that game were rather ... under developed ..

 

[Pimpbaa]

Also, breast physics are generally creepy and unrealistic and weird-looking. Obviously unmoving breasts are unrealistic, but they don't draw attention to themselves as such.

There is nothing wrong with drawing attention to breasts.

 

[Big One]

They probably don't jiggle, none of the videos have any implications they do at least. Terra, for example, really doesn't have anything to jiggle in the first place.

What the ESRB probably means is that the camera is controllable enough to zoom in on Tifa's tits.

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

To be fair though, besides Jihl the rest of the ladies in that game were rather ... under developed ..

I feel like I didn't even have a choice with that quote.

 

[Ezalc]

Lightining doesn't have anything to jiggle. Also they probably mean that mode where you can view the character models. I remember in it you could control the camera around and such.

 

[DR2K]

To be fair though, besides Jihl the rest of the ladies in that game were rather ... under developed ..

Small breasts jiggle too.

 

[Green Mamba]

They probably don't jiggle, none of the videos have any implications they do at least. Terra, for example, really doesn't have anything to jiggle in the first place.

What the ESRB probably means is that the camera is controllable enough to zoom in on Tifa's tits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

 

[Ratrat]

Small breasts jiggle too.

I'm a dude and when I run...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

Is it me or does that not seem so bad. Ppl are overreacting!

 

[adamsapple]

I'm a dude and when I run...

oh god my mind ..

 

[Big One]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

Oh cool.

Wonder if this'll be the same for the other ladies, though.

 

[Lonely1]

Lost Planet 2 also has this... :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1MX9vPQ4BQ

No muscle at all.

 

[Takao]

Silly SE, you're supposed to do that for the Ultimate Hits/International version so that you guys can get to 1 million units in Japan.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Yuna + Dressspheres + Panty Shots = MAKE DAT SHIT HAPPEN!!!!

Naah...

Rikku + Dressspheres + Panty Shots = MAKE DAT SHIT HAPPEN!!!!

Yep. Just perfect.

And Tifa's breasts are a special part of her character design. A real special part. Let us treasure it always.

 

[badcrumble]

There is nothing wrong with drawing attention to breasts.

'They don't draw attention to themselves as unrealistic' is how it ought to parse.

 

[Femmeworth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

You'd think that Tifa, of all people, would understand the importance of a sports bra. :\

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

No worry Political Correctness Police! Dudley's package totally animated in SF3. Just another reason that newer game is rubbish.

If you're worried about what the world thinks about your hobby, then I hope you enjoy playing naught but NPD Top-10 approved Activision and EA games. Hate to break it to you, but nearly any game somebody hasn't heard of before is going to get you mocked by the normies.

e.g. It's perfectly normal for my co-worker to play Halo and talk about it; but boy did I not hear the end of it when he saw the BlazBlue: Continuum Shift box on my desk. I also got the same sh*t when I got Soul Calibur 4, after all - ALL THOSE FIGHTING GAMES ARE THE SAME!

Totally not like Halo, Killzone, Call of Duty, etc. etc. VOMIT! etc.

 

[Ratrat]

'They don't draw attention to themselves as unrealistic' is how it ought to parse.

Looks pretty tame in the video compared to...SCIV

 

[riceandbeans]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

The effect is so subtle. I don't see what the big is.

 

[SOLDIER]

Tifa is Square's biggest slut and we must always view her like so. Who cares if her chest has gotten smaller and her clothes more modest, she is masturbatory material and nothing more.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Tifa is Square's biggest slut and we must always view her like so. Who cares if her chest has gotten smaller and her clothes more modest, she is masturbatory material and nothing more.

Aeris

 

[Canova]

Tifa is Square's biggest slut and we must always view her like so. Who cares if her chest has gotten smaller and her clothes more modest, she is masturbatory material and nothing more.

holy shit :lol

 

[Burai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP6K6_0Z_54&feature=related

Watch Tifa closely at the beginning.

Christ. Waterbed tits again. Has anyone at Squenix, Team Ninja or Namco ever seen a real pair of tits move?

 

[Takao]

The effect is so subtle. I don't see what the big is.

Yes, big.

 

[Ferrio]

Aeris

Uhh not by a long shot.

Hell using a certain site as a measure factor, Tifa has 4x the amount of pictures to Aeris. She's probably not only the biggest slut in Square's lineup, but biggest in all video game heroines ever.

edit: Actually thinking about it' she's probably neck and neck with Chun-li for "Video game's biggest slut"

 

[Regulus Tera]

Uhh not by a long shot.

Hell using a certain site as a measure factor, Tifa has 4x the amount of pictures to Aeris. She's probably not only the biggest slut in Square's lineup, but biggest in all video game heroines ever.

No, that's Princess Peach.

Spoiler

On the male side it would be Sonic the Hedgehog.