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[Tesseract]

Little girl had her first period and now wants to play with the big boys.

It's on you pink poofta.

door is always open, i'll smoke you and your entire clan

 

[The Day It Snowed]

door is always open, i'll smoke you and your entire clan

i'd cut out your eyes and impale you on a spike, haul your ass up by a chain and eat your flesh

Mate. Listen carefully.

I will choke you out and bring you to my workshop.

I'd then kidnap your mum, sister and boyfriend.

I'd tie them up in front of you and for weeks - months even - beat, rape and starve them until one by one they slowly die.

As they start to rot away only then will I give you your last meal and drink and you will starve to death staring at their putrid messes of bodies.

Then you'll know I'm the hardest fucking cunt.

 

[jufonuk]

door is always open, i'll smoke you and your entire clan

Ok weird, but smoking is bad for you. Also cannibalism gross. You’ll be done for murder. Best just send or write a strongly worded letter. Letting the OP know his garden isn’t up to snuff or his favourite football team are rubbish.

Mate. Listen carefully.

I will choke you out and bring you to my workshop.

I'd then kidnap your mum, sister and boyfriend.

I'd tie them up in front of you and for weeks - months even - beat, rape and starve them until one by one they slowly die.

As they start to rot away only then will I give you your last meal and drink and you will starve to death staring at their putrid messes of bodies.

Then you'll know I'm the hardest fucking cunt.

Well I’ll set all your thermostats to the wrong temperature and rearrange all your office furniture ever so slight enough to make you fill Like something is off. Yeah. I’ll tell everyone you like something that you don’t ans then they will buy you that thing. Maybe you hate tuna. Surprise bitch tuna casserole every night. Yeah that’s right. Or maybe I get your hair dresser to give you a mulet Then a few years later when you finally snap and think you are going insane. Well then you will know the meaning of the words Tuna casserole.... wait I mean terror.

 

[Tesseract]

Mate. Listen carefully.

I will choke you out and bring you to my workshop.

I'd then kidnap your mum, sister and boyfriend.

I'd tie them up in front of you and for weeks - months even - beat, rape and starve them until one by one they slowly die.

As they start to rot away only then will I give you your last meal and drink and you will starve to death staring at their putrid messes of bodies.

Then you'll know I'm the hardest fucking cunt.

sounds like a vacation, let's do this

 

[The Day It Snowed]

sounds like a vacation, let's do this

C u soon

 

[Tesseract]

C u soon

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Well I’ll set all your thermostats to the wrong temperature and rearrange all your office furniture ever so slight enough to make you fill Like something is off. Yeah.

Mate it was just friendly banter for fucks sake why do you always go too far.

 

[Tesseract]

Mate it was just friendly banter for fucks sake why do you always go too far.

for real, i ain't out here about to mess with anyone's temperatures or rearrange their furniture

that's how you end up in hell's kitchen w / tubs of acid

 

[FunkMiller]

Mate. Listen carefully.

I will choke you out and bring you to my workshop.

I'd then kidnap your mum, sister and boyfriend.

I'd tie them up in front of you and for weeks - months even - beat, rape and starve them until one by one they slowly die.

As they start to rot away only then will I give you your last meal and drink and you will starve to death staring at their putrid messes of bodies.

Then you'll know I'm the hardest fucking cunt.

Joke’s on you. Tesseract murdered and fucked his loved ones years ago.

 

[jufonuk]

C u soon

Two new romantic link ups from this thread.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Two new romantic link ups from this thread.

DM me for dick pics

 

[Tesseract]

Joke’s on you. Tesseract murdered and fucked his loved ones years ago.

 

[jufonuk]

DM me for dick pics

I ain’t no coward I’ll sent them dick pics here

 

[Tesseract]

 

[O-N-E]

I was gonna post this when I saw no-one get the reference.

 

[Tesseract]

all that yack on the phone don't mean shit

 

[O-N-E]

all that yack on the phone don't mean shit

Quit going through the damn preliminaries. Meet me some-fucking-where shitsucka.

 

[Tesseract]

words r metaviolence tho, how can you be so brazen about these things

 

[Tesseract]

words r metaviolence tho, how can you be so brazen about these things

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Act like a white man, fight like a nigga.

 

[Tesseract]

Act like a white man, fight like a nigga.

 

[and 3 others]

Fighting the urge to join in.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I think there's already a cringe thread in Communities section.

 

[Tesseract]

Fighting the urge to join in.

 

[Tesseract]

I think there's already a cringe thread in Communities section.

yeah but that stuff is legitimately horrific

this is just stupid

 

[IntentionalPun]

yeah but that stuff is legitimately horrific

this is just stupid

Not as stupid as your Mom.

 

[Tesseract]

Not as stupid as your Mom.

she's not stupid, she doesn't care

 

[farmerboy]

Hard cunts.
Mad cunts.
Sick cunts.

I just recently joined a facebook page called Most Cooked Cunts. Must admit, wasn't expecting how cooked some of those cunts were. I've led a sheltered life.

 

[lock2k]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Hard cunts.
Mad cunts.
Sick cunts.

I just recently joined a facebook page called Most Cooked Cunts. Must admit, wasn't expecting how cooked some of those cunts were. I've led a sheltered life.

Right here is a gay cunt.

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[INC]

Surprised Jake Paul hasn't turned up yet

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Fuck me

 

[Tesseract]

Fuck me

challenge accepted

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Your people are known for drinking tea with their pinky finger in the air. @-Arcadia- would mop the floor with you.

Look at this old man trying to win cool points with the youth of GAF lmao

 

[Richard Packer]

Look at this old man trying to win cool points with the youth of GAF lmao

She's not gonna fuck u bro

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

She's not gonna fuck u bro

You just proved my point....twice.

 

[Richard Packer]

You just proved my point....twice.

Bring back our fallen brother

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Bring back our fallen brother

Jim's dead, shit.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

EviLore close this thread. Richard Packer has killed it.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Tesseract]

this is now a suicide thread

build a burning man fire pit, kick packer into the flames first

 

[INC]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[IDKFA]

England has to be the nation with the hardest, madest cunts on the planet.

It's a country that invented Rugby, the sport of bare-knuckle boxing, football hooligans and Millwall fans.

England has no equal in this field.

 

[IDKFA]

I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOU LAD.

SMASH.

If you're going to smash the OP, make sure you put a helmet on your little solider first.

Always important to put protection on when you smash a stranger.

 

[jufonuk]

England has to be the nation with the hardest, madest cunts on the planet.

It's a country that invented Rugby, the sport of bare-knuckle boxing, football hooligans and Millwall fans.

England has no equal in this field.

Also this martial art

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Hard from Essex, that’s like being posh from Rotherham

 

[BadBurger]

I know the UK has some rough neighborhoods, but having briefly lived in a few of the worst US cities around I can't imagine a truly tough, solid cunt from the UK. Especially after all of the UK reality TV I've seen. Ya guys look mad soft, sorry.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

I know the UK has some rough neighborhoods, but having briefly lived in a few of the worst US cities around I can't imagine a truly tough, solid cunt from the UK. Especially after all of the UK reality TV I've seen. Ya guys look mad soft, sorry.

Mate your pussy yanks jumped out of windows on 9/11.

British hard cunts would have ran down the flights of stairs and been in the pub by 11am.

Stupid yank cunt.