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[OpinionatedCyborg]

No no, that was just a funny. I have the biggest hard-on for deer you could ever imagine. It drives me crazy. I was walking back to my car from work and three deer were out there munching away, it was all I could do to just keep walking because I was tired and wanted to get home. If I knew there was no one around I might have hid in the bushes and watched them.

I thought you were a scaley or whatever the fuck the term is for furries who are into lizards and the like

 

[Ember128]

I'm not writing this in a condescending way, it's just hard to ask without sounding judgmental...

You want to have sex with a parrot?

Oh no. The scene that this was from was absolutely hilarious, as a venue for comedy while exploring the need to protect endangered species.

Bestiality belongs strictly in comedy. And occasionally, horror.

 

[Router]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[dejay]

Golden.

I'm sure there are a few people in this thread who are thinking hard right now on just how to score their own dolphin lover.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Pretty fucking much! Goddamn horny dolphins!

 

[Tarazet]

I thought you were a scaley or whatever the fuck the term is for furries who are into lizards and the like

I play as a dragon with my partner, yes. It's a good substitute which has kept me out of trouble since I discovered the internet.

 

[G-Fex]

Golden.

I'm sure there are a few people in this thread who are thinking hard right now on just how to score their own dolphin lover.

It comes and goes, just something to ponder.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I can't decide if this is more or less disturbing than the woman who fucks carnival rides.

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!

 

[Dacvak]

 

[Binabik15]

I play as a dragon with my partner, yes. It's a good substitute which has kept me out of trouble since I discovered the internet.

A google search for the term "dragon" some years ago turned up a site that sells dragon/dragon penis/ dolphin penis/whatver-you-want-inside-you-we-have-it shaped dildos. Oh my, sometimes safe search would be useful.

 

[funk0ar]

I think in all my years of reading GAF this is the weirdest thread I've come across.

So I don't know maybe this should go in the stupid questions thread, because it seems like you guys already know. But how exactly does one have sex with a FUCKING DOLPHIN?! Is it in the blow hole or the vag? And how the fuck does the guy hold his breath or what, I just can't see how it works!

mmmmmm

 

[Tarazet]

I think in all my years of reading GAF this is the weirdest thread I've come across.

So I don't know maybe this should go in the stupid questions thread, because it seems like you guys already know. But how exactly does one have sex with a FUCKING DOLPHIN?! Is it in the blow hole or the vag?

Yeah, that one belongs in the stupid questions category all right.

And how the fuck does the guy hold his breath or what, I just can't see how it works!

mmmmmm

In the book he just holds his breath while giving it to the dolphin about six feet underwater, and it happened so quickly that he didn't realize the problem with this until he was done.. kind of like Wile E. Coyote getting a quarter-mile off the edge of the cliff before realizing he's in the middle of the air.

 

[Monocle]

Yeah, that one belongs in the stupid questions category all right.



In the book he just holds his breath while giving it to the dolphin about six feet underwater, and it happened so quickly that he didn't realize the problem with this until he was done.. kind of like Wile E. Coyote getting a quarter-mile off the edge of the cliff before realizing he's in the middle of the air.

Except Wile E. Coyote's todger was never jammed up a dolphin's ha-ha.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I think in all my years of reading GAF this is the weirdest thread I've come across.

So I don't know maybe this should go in the stupid questions thread, because it seems like you guys already know. But how exactly does one have sex with a FUCKING DOLPHIN?! Is it in the blow hole or the vag? And how the fuck does the guy hold his breath or what, I just can't see how it works!

mmmmmm

Oh shit :lol :lol :lol

I hardly ever lose it reading GAF but this just made me piss myself. I wonder if that's what the fishfucker thought as well. Maybe blowhole is like anal for dolphins??

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Oh shit :lol :lol :lol

I hardly ever lose it reading GAF but this just made me piss myself. I wonder if that's what the fishfucker thought as well. Maybe blowhole is like anal for dolphins??

Probably like erotic-asphyxiation considering they need that hole to breathe.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Probably like erotic-asphyxiation considering they need that hole to breathe.

Haha, yeah, and when they start twisting about in the throes of suffocation it just makes it even better! Man, I need to get me to the coast...

 

[bosskoss21]

i wanna fuck a dolphin now

 

[Pezking]

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

How do you not click this thread? How?! :lol

:lol i know

:lol :lol Ferrio you made me cough on salsa and chips you fucker

 

[RadioHeadAche]

I feel like I'm seeing South Park everywhere.

 

[timetokill]

I can't stop laughing :lol

Perfect thread title, impossible to not click it :lol

 

[Stahsky]

What an amazing thread title.

 

[Trent Strong]

Filthy!......But genuinely arousing.

 

[ShadyLurker]

I think in all my years of reading GAF this is the weirdest thread I've come across.

So I don't know maybe this should go in the stupid questions thread, because it seems like you guys already know. But how exactly does one have sex with a FUCKING DOLPHIN?! Is it in the blow hole or the vag? And how the fuck does the guy hold his breath or what, I just can't see how it works!

mmmmmm

I just read that how to fuck a dolphin link. In that one, he says he takes them to shallow water and lays belly to belly with them. So his head is always above water.

And it's vag. Apparently their vagina muscles are so strong that the female that approached him grabbed onto his foot and pulled him with hers. After having this happen, I don't see how he thought "Wow her pussy is so strong she can toss me around with it, I think I'll put my dick in there". But he's obviously not quite right in the head if he wrote a guide to dolphin seduction with sex tips.

 

[Carton]

There'll be no accusations, just lustful cetaceans, under the seaaaa.

 

[JoeBoy101]

I just read that how to fuck a dolphin link.

Bet you didn't think you were going to be typing those words this morning?

 

[Shanadeus]

I can't believe this dude hasn't been arrested.
It's fucking rape.

 

[McLovin]

I tried to think of what this would look like and I busted out laughing :lol :lol

 

[Dirtyshubb]

I tried to think of what this would look like and I busted out laughing :lol :lol

:O

 

[TheRagnCajun]

I thought this was topical

 

[Sohter.Nura]

This is the first case of homossexual human-dolphin relation in humankind history! I wondered who courted who! Was the dolphin calling for the man or the man begging for the dolphin to top him? Stay tuned for more on GAF!

 

[ratcliffja]

Probably like erotic-asphyxiation considering they need that hole to breathe.

Wouldn't that make it more of a blowholejob? I'm so sorry.

 

[Jayzus]

I have a trip planned for this weekend to swim with the dolphins. Its gonna be difficult not to think of this now, or being dragged around by vag muscles.

 

[Tarazet]

I have a trip planned for this weekend to swim with the dolphins. Its gonna be difficult not to think of this now, or being dragged around by vag muscles.

The seeds of doubt have been planted.. our job is done.

 

[Hawkian]

You gotta be faster on the draw Ferrio :lol

 

[JoeBoy101]

The seeds of doubt have been planted.. our job is done.

Seeds of not just doubt might get planted as well, apparently.