DOTA2 |OT14| i give up like your pubs do

[Sigismundo]

Overwatch is $40/60USD.

Overwatch is $70/90AUD.

Thanks Blizzard

 

[Chris R]

Seriously, when your snowball heroes DONT and their DO

It sucks

I had an Ultra Kill on my Witch Doctor, but our Slark decided that farming was more important, 5v4 team fights FTW.

Probably should have grabbed a BKB to deal with that fucker viper, he was killing me so easily past thirty mins

edit: https://yasp.co/matches/2451012213/teamfights#5 ULTRA KILL

 

[shira]

rdota2 dropping the hammer on

 

[Anbokr]

this.... is my curse..

 

[Russ T]

dota's hard guys!!!

 

[Sigismundo]

Bokr, why is HoN Shadow Fiend so garbage looking compared to D1/D2 Shadow Fiend?

 

[shira]

VG starts CN TI6 Open Qualifiers

http://games.pwel.com.cn/EventsDota2/EventsDetailsTi6_128?cupId=1346&type=a

https://www.twitch.tv/beyondthesummit Lyrical, KPOP & Ryu

 

[waxinlyrical]

VG starts CN Open Qualifiers

http://games.pwel.com.cn/EventsDota2/EventsDetailsTi6_128?cupId=1346&type=a

https://www.twitch.tv/beyondthesummit

Why is Burning on support DisRaptor?

 

[shira]

Why is Burning on support DisRaptor?

Can't wait for Arteezy support

 

[Deleted member 77995]

who has a higher last hit record than me?

Looking at that percentile 5k is top 1%? Jesus that seems like a tiny player population. I imagine if you queue at the same time every day you end up playing with/against the same people.

 

[TUSR]

Looking at that percentile 5k is top 1%? Jesus that seems like a tiny player population. I imagine if you queue at the same time every day you end up playing with/against the same people.

its pretty easy to queue snipe people

 

[Haly]

1129 > 613

For some reason I thought he was the SK.

 

[TUSR]

You rang?

1129 > 613

 

[Anbokr]

Bokr, why is HoN Shadow Fiend so garbage looking compared to D1/D2 Shadow Fiend?

bro u best not be talkin smack bout my boy soulstealer

 

[KingKong]

Good thing about EG playing in the qualifiers is that we get to actually watch EG play more than a handful of matches every few months

 

[manfestival]

All I have to say is.... SCREW DOTA 2

 

[Sigismundo]

bro u best not be talkin smack bout my boy soulstealer

Anything associated with Maliken needs to have shit talked about it.

 

[Anbokr]

silhoutte is the most bestest designed moba hero in any game ever

 

[Haly]

Silhouette was fun.

 

[Hylian7]

who has a higher last hit record than me?

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2164031267

 

[Sigismundo]

That may be the case but Maliken is Objectively a Piece of Shit.

 

[Drkirby]

What time do I get to tune into the EG/Secret open qualifier stream?

 

[Quesa]

https://gfycat.com/MildImpossibleAsianporcupine

 

[User 85168]

https://gfycat.com/MildImpossibleAsianporcupine

mei is cancer

 

[LiQuid!]

I accidentally won a game cause my team was too elite and carried my support OD. Other than that zero fucks Dota is actually making this game bearable again. Trolling my shitty team is so much more satisfying when it's pubs instead of the same pack of idiots I normally play with.

I'm just going to do this every time I play now.

Queue solo ranked

Don't pick hero until last

Random a hero

Since we have no supports, play whatever that randomed hero is as a support

Berate team for feeding

Have literally no impact on the game

Listen to podcasts

 

[Anbokr]

wow i got reported for roleplaying by 5 players

 

[manfestival]

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2164031267

and you still lost that game? lol wut

 

[Hylian7]

and you still lost that game? lol wut

Playing against two rats that could end the game at any moment resulted in a very defensive game. I had 3 Rapiers, but the issue was leaving the base without losing everything. Assuming this is the game I think it was.

 

[Madouu]

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1634778966

I don't even remember what happened in this game

 

[NormalFish]

i ahven't had enough long games to have really nutty records

 

[Deleted member 77995]

wow i got reported for roleplaying by 5 players

you unleashed this.......


E: my contribution to all this ^^

 

[DrPizza]

Why don't I own Mean Girls on DVD?

 

[DrPizza]

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1634778966

I don't even remember what happened in this game

You have a Techies with more hero damage than any of their heroes, and #2 on your team. Techies wins games.

Icetoad, pls. Buff Techies. He is the hero Dota 2 needs.

 

[misses bull]

Icetoad, pls. Buff Techies.

.

 

[SecretMoblin]

the feelings i have right now are beautiful and valid ;____;

#bufftechies

#FUCKeg

 

[Label]

When do the EU qualifiers start? More specifically when is the first Secret game? I assume BTS will be streaming it!

Edit: NotLikeThis

https://www.faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/eca375ef-c331-4ff6-8ae2-3e1eb2fc7f55

 

[kionedrik]

I accidentally won a game cause my team was too elite and carried my support OD. Other than that zero fucks Dota is actually making this game bearable again. Trolling my shitty team is so much more satisfying when it's pubs instead of the same pack of idiots I normally play with.

I'm just going to do this every time I play now.

Queue solo ranked

Don't pick hero until last

Random a hero

Since we have no supports, play whatever that randomed hero is as a support

Berate team for feeding

Have literally no impact on the game

Listen to podcasts

So your intention is to purposely waste everyone's time, including your own, and then complain your time was wasted with feeders, griefers and otherwise shitty people? SeemsGood

Also,

Guess I'm finally free.

 

[twobear]

before every game as reaper i spray my 'reapin it' tag on the wall, emote in front of it while repeating my fave voice line,

'i'm not a psychopath, i'm a higher functioning psychopath'

 

[Red UFO]

before every game as reaper i spray my 'reapin it' tag on the wall, emote in front of it while repeating my fave voice line,

'i'm not a psychopath, i'm a higher functioning psychopath'

Personally I am more into the "KEEP CALM AND REAP ON" spray.

What a dumb character.

 

[StrongArmSteady]

When do the EU qualifiers start? More specifically when is the first Secret game? I assume BTS will be streaming it!

Edit: NotLikeThis

https://www.faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/eca375ef-c331-4ff6-8ae2-3e1eb2fc7f55

The chosen one Old Dank Pixel will be casting the secret games.

 

[Label]

The chosen one Old Dank Pixel will be casting the secret games.

Nice! I am so hyped.

 

[shira]

new veggies

VEG is signed up for NA Open Quals #1: Roster: @BlackDotA2, @Blitz_DotA, @DotACapitalist, @Foggeddota, and myself.

 

[Monochromaticx]

Fuckin black switching again

 

[NormalFish]

honestly if EG plays as poorly in quals as they did at manila, veggies is going to beat them lol....

 

[NormalFish]

Pakistani doto ain't goin' so great

 

[StrongArmSteady]

Pakistani doto ain't goin' so great

i was in a EUW game once where a couple of pakistanis were flaming each other in urdu, i was lmao as it looks like they were party queuing....yet their flames were insane.

 

[NormalFish]

"alright mate, we're going to troll some foreigners. First we'll instalock random heroes and then start yelling at eachother about in in voicecom. ready? ok go."

 

[Imp the Dimp]

Guess I "win"

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1718832741

Y'all have no idea how pleasant my stack's personalities got to be to endure their performances like these sometimes.

How is having 6.9k hero damage in 80 minutes even possible.

 

[LiQuid!]

It's not a waste of time if it makes me feel good kio

 

[NaDannMaGoGo]

wtf are you crushing the enemy safelane or something? i refuse to believe your safelane isnt feeding atleast one of these games..

It's pretty rare that safelaners get crushed. Since I'm pretty much always present on the offlane it's usually the case that I'm up against duo or trilane for the first bunch of minutes, in which case the safelane is only going up against one.

Had this game recently though where they ran over top with Ench and Undying, even rotating the WD top eventually. However, I was then able to capitalize on being 1v1 vs a carry riki and once you're level 6-7 and know when to rotate you have insane impact as phoenix.

That said, aside from the Rubik these guys were kinda moronic and the lion decided to go aghs first instead of forcestaff or fricking sentries which we needed badly against diffusal riki. If the enemies had a better lategame lineup they would've probably won because my team kept messing up so badly.

But yeh, obviously I'm lucky I haven't played with someone recently who decided to actively throw the game. I mean I really didn't expect to be breaking my phoenix 12 win streak playing ranked.