drinky crow: nintendo apologist

[Drinky Crow]

quit locking the threads i (so rarely these days) post in, you shunned things

 

[Kobun Heat]

ya rly

 

[EMBee99]

in b4 lock

 

[Tiktaalik]

I was about to post that Drinky's post about okami vs zelda in that last thread was dead on correct, but then it got locked.

 

[Stabby McSter]

bye drinky

 

[xaosslug]

quit locking the threads i (so rarely these days) post in, you shunned things

:lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

they locked the last vaguely engaging thread i posted in, too. apparently it's all npd cumshots and manufactured gamefaqs snark around here, then.

 

[PhoenixDark]

:lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

let's get them gifs a rollin', folks!

paging jarosh

 

[TheKingsCrown]

they locked the last vaguely engaging thread i posted in, too. apparently it's all npd cumshots and manufactured gamefaqs snark around here, then.

DRINKY! Can you post pix of your Wii?

 

[Drinky Crow]

what's a wii?

 

[Odysseus]

DRINKY! Can you post pix of your Wii?

this is a family establishment

 

[ToxicAdam]

DRINKY! Can you post pix of your Wii?

GAF exclusive!

 

[xaosslug]

what's a wii?

i... I think TheKingsCrown was making a pass at you.

 

[Christopher]

be gentle

 

[Spastic Colon]

Drinky, I say three more months tops until people forget about the Wii. What's your estimate?

 

[v4gr4nt]

what's a wii?

that little white thing over there

 

[TheKingsCrown]

Oh my....what have I done












P.S. Drinky works in the industry I want to work, so of course I will make a pass.

 

[MrToughPants]

GAF exclusive!

Asian? :lol

 

[plagiarize]

let's get them gifs a rollin', folks!

paging jarosh

i have a serious question drinky. if you get banned again, how would we know?

not that i haven't been banned myself of course. this is *gaf*.

 

[xaosslug]

 

[ToxicAdam]

 

[Grecco]

This is soo wrong

 

[ToxicAdam]

This is soo wrong

 

[Speevy]

I'm posting this here because they locked the thread.

I could give the same complaint to Okami that people often throw at Oblivion.

It's well-presented (in all respects, looks great and sounds great) and even has some great characters (that part's more about Okami) but when you start to really think about the tasks you're asked to complete, or the drawing-based puzzles, or really anything that requires movement of the analog stick, nothing feels like it matters. All the bosses and enemies blend together because they're stuck in a muddy, ugly netherworld. Thankfully Zelda only does some of its battles this way, and they're infrequent.

I can't really fault anyone for loving Okami over Zelda, because it exposes how behind the times Nintendo is in certain respects. However, I know which game I kept playing after 40 hours, and it wasn't Okami. Okami emphatically answers the question "Is this innovative?", "Is this beautiful?", and "Is this charming?" without fail. It also packs a heck of a lot more backstory and character-based chatter than Zelda TP can claim.

But it's just not as fun, or varied.

 

[xaosslug]

 

[Drinky Crow]

All the bosses and enemies blend together because they're stuck in a muddy, ugly netherworld.

lol, irony

when "varied" is a smug euphemization for "toss in shitty fetch quests and even shittier mini-games" then i'm not sure it's, y'know, a selling point

 

[Illuminati]

lol, irony

when "varied" is a smug euphemization for "toss in shitty fetch quests and even shittier mini-games" then i'm not sure it's, y'know, a selling point

You loved collecting butterflies and ladybugs, admit it.

 

[CajoleJuice]

(neutral) Drinky Crow
Banned
(Today, 09:47 PM)

JUSTICE IS SERVED!

 

[Crisis]

I'm so glad Drinky's here.


Seriously.

 

[xaosslug]

 

[Drinky Crow]

in my face! in my face!

 

[CajoleJuice]

in my face! in my face!

OH NOES YOU'RE STILL HERE

 

[xaosslug]

 

[Illuminati]

OH NOES YOU'RE STILL HERE

He's more powerful in death then in life.

 

[∀ Narayan]

WOW JUST WOW.

 

[Drinky Crow]

 

[ToxicAdam]

Look how awesome Britney used to be ... sigh ...

 

[xaosslug]

Look how awesome Britney used to be ... sigh ...

give her a little more time... you shall fap again!

 

[DarienA]

GAF exclusive!

 

[CajoleJuice]

 

[eudaemonic]

*hearts quick threads*

 

[Christopher]

 

[Uncle AJ]

I'm new around here; how is he posting while banned?

Does this mean Scoot can just return any time he wants? :lol

 

[Servbot #42]

umm how can drinky is able to post while banned?

 

[xaosslug]

 

[TheGreatDave]

I'm new around here; how is he posting while banned?

Does this mean Scoot can just return any time he wants? :lol

He has powers nobody else can truly understand.

 

[Crisis]

I'm new around here; how is he posting while banned?

Does this mean Scoot can just return any time he wants? :lol

Drinky Crow is actually Jesus Christ. He can resurrect himself.

 

[Odysseus]

umm how can drinky is able to post while banned?

he controls the intertubes

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

give her a little more time... you shall fap again!

Yeah, because there is nothing hotter than cesarin scars.