Mini-Rant:
I just got this EGM issue yesterday (it doesn't pay off to be a subscriber, they send you your issue weeks after it's on new stands) and I'm appalled at the quality of the magazine, especially the Lair review. In the review Crispin B. was the only one who properly criticized the game. He managed to tell us why he didn't like it while Ford and Garnett just tried to sound hip while dissing the game. Example of Garnett's Hip-talk:
Garnett Lee said:
Oh, I swooned all right--like a first-year med student the first time they cut open a cadaver.
That analogy almost doesn't make sense, and it's ineffective for a game review when you only have 4-5 sentences to plead your case. In addition to this they asked Julian Eggebrecht questions about Lair. You'd think they'd be professional and ask good questions, but that's far too much to expect from them. Whoever asked the questions made an ass out of himself while also making himself look like he was too retarded to play the game correctly. You'd have to read for yourself to see what I'm talking about, but they essentially tried to duplicate the attitude of the Shoe-Peter Moore interview about the 360 way back when. They failed horribly and it made them look unprofessional and unreliable. I've never complained about EGM's unprofessional attitude (they're a video games magazine, for pete's sake) but now they're just being rude, stupid, and fake while giving us uninformative reviews. I've already decided to cancel my subscription the next time the renewal comes up. There are other magazines that are more deserving of my money.
Also, anyone read the Halo 3 article? That also was a mess. Although I like Perish, his article needed some work. There were several sentences that just didn't make sense, for example:
J. Parish said:
Uh, horrible opening sentence for the article.
J. Parish said:
Flip your Warthog and they'll tell you what a dumbass you are, the fact that the heroic Master Chief outranks them be damned.
There was a page turn between the first part of that sentence and "be damned" and I looked several times to the middle of that sentence and just trying to make sense of it, but it was nowhere to be found and the sentence just didn't make sense. Maybe I'm dyslexic but I just couldn't make sense of that. Where's the editor, lawl?