"Enjoy your movie."
"You too!"
Every time
I think pretty much every male kid accidentally called a female teacher "mom" in elementary school once.
Strangely enough I don't think I ever recall it happening with male teachers, or with female students and female teachers. Only male students and female teachers.
I don't think to say "ambulance", I say "hospital truck". I have done this many times.
I called a girl named raynisha, rayquaza once. Her brother was dying and I didn't know why until I realized what I called her. I took them out to eat after.
Oh my god this killed meI used to see a counselor for depression. Each session was an hour long and I'd always get fidgety towards the end because I was worried about going over an hour. My counselor was super chill and would tell me not to worry about going over the allotted time. He'd always say, "I control the clock."
Well, one day we're at the end of a session and I'm feeling fidgety again, looking at all of the clocks in his office. I glanced at him and realized he was annoyed, so I blurted out "I know, you control the cock!"
I was so mortified by that slip up I didn't schedule another session for two months.
Last semester, some generally quiet dude had to give a presentation. I forget what word he kept having to say, but he kept accidentally saying "sex" instead. The first time he did it, the class gave a bit of an awkward laugh and you could tell he was embarrassed as fuck. He then proceeded to make the mistake three more times, all in a fucking 7 minute presentation. It was probably the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed. That walk of shame back to his seat when he finally finished the presentation...my gahd
"Hey, how are you doing?"
"I'm doing well, how are you?"
"I'm doing great, how about you?"
<Blank Stare>
Hadn't been in a restaurant in a while. Ordered steak. Waiter asked if I wanted it medium. I asked if they also had large.
Sigh.
well there is a tree that has pollen that smells of semen...
I think that makes it more weird.On the subway ride back from seeing Inception with my friends, I said the scene with the upside down city visually "blew my load" instead of "blew my mind"...for some reason the subway got really quiet after that (this was rush hour time mind you). It was another 20 awkward min before we got off at Grand Central.
I don't know if it's less worse since I'm a girl