Germans drink sparkling water.
French will dislocate your brain with idiot maths trying to count past 70.
The Franco-German axis was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.
I just discovered this. I was in Europe last year and rejected it as much as possible in favor of still.
But then back at home, I tried it a few times with some lime flavor and it was pretty good. Pure water with some slight fizziness like soda! I've been missing out.