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jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Sorry for the necrobump - but it's been like 11 months since this happens, and I still think about this almost every day when I walk past this spot.
I still wonder if it was one of my coworkers that picked it up lol
I still wonder if it was one of my coworkers that picked it up lol
FunkMiller
Gold Member
Yeah. I’m sure it was one of your ‘coworkers’. Who just happened to accidentally leave it at your house in the bathroom cabinet.
levyjl1988
Banned
They are littered everywhere in CyberPunk 2077. I'm not sure about outside, haven't been outside in ages.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Look dude just mind your own business. It doesn't matter if I picked it up or what I did with it.
Fuck.
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
We wiped it off first. They shouldn’t be judging us like this.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
This is what religious extremism has done to the world.
We grab a used sex toy from a ditch and suddenly it's US that are weird and wrong. Progress my ass.
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
Sex toy? Nope. Porn magazine buried in the woods? Yep.
plushyp
Member
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Fuck dude lololol
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
John from accounting? is that you?
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
EverydayBeast
thinks Halo Infinite is a new graphical benchmark
Ever find a sex toy on the side of the road?
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I love this community.
Putonahappyface
Member
Yeah I see dildos on the side of the road regularly as a matter of fact.
Putonahappyface
Member
Putonahappyface
Member
NecrosaroIII
Ask me about my terrible takes on Star Trek characters
A more interesting question is "Have you ever used a sex toy you found on the side of the road?"
chixdiggit
Member
Years ago I had a delivery job. For a week I noticed something on the corner of the road that I had to turn on probably 15+ times a day. I tried making out what it was and thought it might be a dead animal.
Turns out it was a life like rubber vagina complete with hair.
Me and a co-worker had a good chuckle about it and decided to pick it up with a plastic bag and place it inside another co-workers fuel door of his car.
Days passed when he finally told us how he went to gas station to fuel up, opened the fuel door, picked it up with his bare hands, realized what it was and threw it in front of someone else pumping gas at the time.
Turns out it was a life like rubber vagina complete with hair.
Me and a co-worker had a good chuckle about it and decided to pick it up with a plastic bag and place it inside another co-workers fuel door of his car.
Days passed when he finally told us how he went to gas station to fuel up, opened the fuel door, picked it up with his bare hands, realized what it was and threw it in front of someone else pumping gas at the time.
NecrosaroIII
Ask me about my terrible takes on Star Trek characters
A more interesting question is "Have you ever used a sex toy you found on the side of the road?"
Party McHardy
Member
My fiends put a giant dildo in my bag before I boarded a flight. Bigger than my arm and I got quite the fright. I’m waiting for it all to blow over then I might sleep with one of their wives.
