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[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

I actually do tread lightly when it comes to porn, just give me pictures of pretty ladies in various states of undress and usually that's all I need.

I just find most of the typical internet porn to just be kinda gross, it's not really a turn on.

But I don't think there's anything wrong with masturbation in of itself, it's perfectly healthy and natural, of course it can be overdone, but so can pretty much anything.

 

[lock2k]

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I actually do tread lightly when it comes to porn, just give me pictures of pretty ladies in various states of undress and usually that's all I need.

I just find most of the typical internet porn to just be kinda gross, it's not really a turn on.

But I don't think there's anything wrong with masturbation in of itself, it's perfectly healthy and natural, of course it can be overdone, but so can pretty much anything.

This is exactly my stance.

 

[JimiNutz]

But some women really don't like things being stuck in their rear much tighter hole.

Give them the old Wonka treatment:

 

[GAMETA]

If you have a partner, I'd advise to not masturbate everyday... constant wanking makes sex less enjoyable... My wife and I have it only on our days off (once a week), that way I can schedule my faps accordingly:

I won't fap for 3 days prior to sex, it makes you literally crave that bussy. You're going full force all in, head first, she feels it so she starts licking your body, leg muscles are burning but you don't give a fuck, you'd put the balls inside her if you could... when you deliver the payload it's in full pressure, would make NASA proud.

Way to keep the marriage alive for 11 years

 

[womfalcs3]

But some women really don't like things being stuck in their rear much tighter hole.

*most

 

[Silent Duck]

 

[Weilthain]

This thread is weird.

Seriously, too much information guys!

 

[Starlight Lotice]

It's ok we can repel them with the jizz of our labour

FTFY

 

[Tesseract]

This thread is weird.

Seriously, too much information guys!

 

[Weilthain]

for whatever reason I’m not comfortable talking about sex stuff online, in this much detail anyway.

no one wants to know this stuff.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

If you have a partner, I'd advise to not masturbate everyday... constant wanking makes sex less enjoyable... My wife and I have it only on our days off (once a week), that way I can schedule my faps accordingly:

I won't fap for 3 days prior to sex, it makes you literally crave that bussy. You're going full force all in, head first, she feels it so she starts licking your body, leg muscles are burning but you don't give a fuck, you'd put the balls inside her if you could... when you deliver the payload it's in full pressure, would make NASA proud.

Way to keep the marriage alive for 11 years

If you think waiting 3 days enhances things, try waiting a week!

 

[Blade2.0]

I, for one, enjoy it.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

OP, I hope you cleaned your hands before you started typing out your post.

*most

**of the ones who rejected you

(***Unless, of course, you have been appointed speaker for 'most' of an entire gender)

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

OP be like

 

[Knch]

This thread is weird.

Seriously, too much information guys!

Does this sound like a challenge to anyone else?

 

[Hudo]

Good. Let me die in pleasure.

I'm gonna play some Evenicle, brb.

 

[ScarletSpider]

Seriously, I'm proud to say that I'm clean since 3 weeks and it is literally life changing.

gang gang

 

[Despera]

While that is true, it's still not worth to give yourself feelings of guilt because of that lame shit.

A friend of mine "confessed" to me a couple of years ago, that he is severely depressed because of his "addiction to porn and fapping". And when I asked him about how severe it is he told me "FIVE TIMES A DAY! I AM SUCH A WORTHLESS PERSON!"

I laughed, and told him it's okay, just accept it. We are not all the same.

Just fap. It's okay.

5 times a day that chokehold without lotion means your penis probably lost 50% of its sensitivty already.

That can really fuck you up. Suddenly wanks don't feel as good... You wank for longer making it worse.

Pussy feels way too soft to stimulate and you end up fucking for hours with hindered enjoyment.

For ladies that's amazing at first but then come the questions... Why the fuck does it take you 2 hours to cum?

One time with this one girl we got tired way before I could climax and she just plain asked "did you cum inside me?". One even angrily told me it wasn't fair that she would cum multiple times while I can barely do it once.

Before anyone says this is a brag. Imagine having your mind wander off mid fucking, tired af, not feeling that good cuz ur dick ain't feel feeling that much. It's the opposite of premature ejaculation and it sucks.

So... my advice to excessive wankers is to fap less. Lotion up. And workout.

for whatever reason I’m not comfortable talking about sex stuff online, in this much detail anyway.

no one wants to know this stuff.

I had to say something so the younger generation know whats up lol

 

[Tesseract]

translation: don't be a cum chump

good night (morning) voidfallen maniacs

 

[Grinchy]

for whatever reason I’m not comfortable talking about sex stuff online, in this much detail anyway.

no one wants to know this stuff.

I bet you shoot flat loads.

 

[Weilthain]

I bet you shoot flat loads.

I’ll have you know that.... wait a minute....

 

[Halo is Back]

Sounds like the problem was with you not the porn

 

[eot]

I disagree with the title (it's too broad), but yes over consumption of porn can have negative side-effects (it's desensitizing), and your masturbation habits can also screw you over when it comes to the real thing. It's not about shaming it, it's just about your own well being. You also shouldn't binge eat.

 

[Alfen Dave]

Meanwhile, a few threads lower...

(NSFW) Butt thread

www.neogaf.com

 

[Kadayi]

Obligatory

 

[jufonuk]

Won't somebody please think of Kiki Minaj and Honey Gold?

4’11 she is short

 

[Ten_Fold]

I do it on days I know my girl is gonna be too tired to wanna do anything, usually after work and she works late. Nothin wrong with having a quick fap.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

for whatever reason I’m not comfortable talking about sex stuff online, in this much detail anyway.

no one wants to know this stuff.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Reads like you're jerking yourself off with creating this thread.

 

[MaestroMike]

 

[haxan7]

I’ve been following a few different teams in this thread.

• Team encourage other men to masturbate
• Team subtly brag about having real sex
• Team save up your loads to grow personal and sexual power

Starfield busted a nut 20 minutes after posting this thread and stopped caring.

 

[Mistake]

I rarely watch porn now. In fact, watching my girlfriend walk around with her nice ass has gotten me more in the mood than when I was watching porn, so....counter argument?

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

5 times a day that chokehold without lotion means your penis probably lost 50% of its sensitivty already.

That can really fuck you up. Suddenly wanks don't feel as good... You wank for longer making it worse.

Pussy feels way too soft to stimulate and you end up fucking for hours with hindered enjoyment.

For ladies that's amazing at first but then come the questions... Why the fuck does it take you 2 hours to cum?

One time with this one girl we got tired way before I could climax and she just plain asked "did you cum inside me?". One even angrily told me it wasn't fair that she would cum multiple times while I can barely do it once.

Before anyone says this is a brag. Imagine having your mind wander off mid fucking, tired af, not feeling that good cuz ur dick ain't feel feeling that much. It's the opposite of premature ejaculation and it sucks.

So... my advice to excessive wankers is to fap less. Lotion up. And workout.

I had to say something so the younger generation know whats up lol

In situations like that you just have to lay off it for a while and the sensitivity will return, the way I've heard it described is it's like clapping your hands, the longer you do it your hands will go numb, but simply stopping will allow the feeling to return.

Things definitely get numb for me sometimes, but all I have to do is take a break.

I highly recommend everyone try waiting a week (or at least 6 days, you'll be pretty amazed by the results.

 

[Weilthain]

I’m #team don’t want to hear it yet in the thread for some reason

How can one guy be jacking it 5 times a day and another once every few months?

I would take a side on this issue but I’m married and like totally do sex with my sexy girl in her vag all the time. It’s like a fucking wizards sleeve down there I’ve been at it so much

 

[Starfield]

I’ve been following a few different teams in this thread.

• Team encourage other men to masturbate
• Team subtly brag about having real sex
• Team save up your loads to grow personal and sexual power

Starfield busted a nut 20 minutes after posting this thread and stopped caring.

In fact I didn't

 

[MaestroMike]

While that is true, it's still not worth to give yourself feelings of guilt because of that lame shit.

A friend of mine "confessed" to me a couple of years ago, that he is severely depressed because of his "addiction to porn and fapping". And when I asked him about how severe it is he told me "FIVE TIMES A DAY! I AM SUCH A WORTHLESS PERSON!"

I laughed, and told him it's okay, just accept it. We are not all the same.

Just fap. It's okay.

i think he didn't like it that he couldn't control himself like people can't with drugs. the time spent looking at pr0n and fapping could've been used for something more productive like making money or like art or something. stuff that actually gets u real chicks but then suddenly u look at some random picture of a chick and ur automatically triggered and ur thoughts r flooded with hot babes and u ended up spending hours engulfed in that sh!t when ur like "holy sh!t this paper is due tomorrow i need to finish this sh!t" and then u start looking back at the time u wasted with pr0n and fapping when u could've been going after real chicks...or like I said doing something more productive.

,..I feel like maybe when u have a ton of money saved up and less things to worry about then yeah i guess u can go back to fapping 5 times daily but then u start wondering if ur still in control or are chicks in control...like in the last few years lotta dudes in high positions got fired cuz they couldn't control themselves and would go after coworkers lol fukking bill cosby is in jail that subway dude is in jail matt lauer got fired from NBC that politician anthony weiner and that other guy John Edwards Bill Clinton got impeached...numerous cases of dudes unable to control their d!ck

now, the king Steve Jobs knew how to control his desires he would take it so fukking far like Gandhi he would go on vegan diets and food fasts that later proved to be unhealthy but he was still able to control himself and now Apple is like the most valuable company in the world worth over $1 trillion dollars thats fukking amazing

Steve Jobs Offers World 'Freedom From Porn'

I didn't plan to pick a fight with Steve Jobs last night. It just sort of happened: An iPad advertisement ticked me off; I sent the Apple CEO an angry email; he told me about "freedom from porn."

gawker.com

 

[Bigrx1]

Fuck off with your soap-box preaching and judgement mr 3 weeks free of porn. You sound like a religious nut job telling everyone else what to do, how to feel and how if it's different from what you prescribe to they should feel bad and just don't know how wrong they are yet.

 

[Elcid]

Fuck porn. You're better off without that shit, simple as that.

 

[Orpheum]

I'll fap to this thread

 

[-Minsc-]

Great post OP. It's been about two-three months since my last masturbation/porn binge. I'm 38, how much time have I wasted on that stuff? While I can't comment much on sexual exploration in the teenage years, all the porn and masturbation in the adult years is just life sucking. The way porn messes with ones mind. Seriously, what sane woman would a guy a blow job? By extension, what sane man would want to eat out a womans vagina? The porn influence makes us sick in the head. I'm glad I've left it behind. Now I can heal and move forward with life.

Sounds like the problem was with you not the porn

I do agree, I fucked up by watching porn. Seriously, I was a peeping tom looking through the window of my computer monitor. A coward who was too afraid to speak to women eye to eye.

Fuck off with your soap-box preaching and judgement mr 3 weeks free of porn. You sound like a religious nut job telling everyone else what to do, how to feel and how if it's different from what you prescribe to they should feel bad and just don't know how wrong they are yet.

Indeed, we are people who like to express ourselves.

 

[badblue]

The way porn messes with ones mind. Seriously, what sane woman would a guy a blow job? By extension, what sane man would want to eat out a womans vagina? The porn influence makes us sick in the head.

Porn has nothing to do with us enjoying to give and receive oral sex.
Oral sex has been a thing for a long time. One of the earliest depictions of a blowjob are from ancient Egypt.

But the first clear real traces of fellatio are from ancient Egypt. Many of the more stellar examples are in the British Museum, where we find the famous myth of Osiris and Iris: Osiris was killed by his brother and cut into pieces. His sister Iris put the pieces together but, by chance, the penis was missing. An artificial penis was made out of clay, and Iris "blew" life back into Osiris by sucking it. There are explicit images of this myth.

 

[Starfield]

I agree. Eating out a vagina or ass has nothing to do with porn. Maybe a little tho but doing this stuff irl actually doesn't mean you're addicted to poem. It's the opposite.

An dno I don't "tell you" what to do Mr. Simple basic insticins guy from above. I just simply offered my opinion and think it's bad.

 

[haxan7]

Porn warps your mind. Here's the first thing I thought of when I saw all these avatars:

Getting fucked from behind

A little red man coming out of a vagina

Jizz dripping down mouth

Keep your mind pure, don't look at porn!

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Can you imagine having sex with a woman and sticking your penis in her vagina?! lol
There's a much tighter hole in the rear my friend.

If the hole in the rear is the tighter one than the girl needs to learn to use her kegels and get gud at sex.

Doesn't take much entry in the rear to leave it blown out for awhile.

 

[JimiNutz]

If the hole in the rear is the tighter one than the girl needs to learn to use her kegels and get gud at sex.

Doesn't take much entry in the rear to leave it blown out for awhile.

Damn Cybrwzrd you tearing up those assholes with your fat dick. Blowing out the anus so that its looser than a vagina? You fucking stud.

I'm in awe of your prowess but ashamed to admit that my, clearly significantly smaller cock, does not rip open the bumhole as bad as yours.
I probably should stop fucking loose MILFs with wizard sleeve vaginas I guess....

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Damn Cybrwzrd you tearing up those assholes with your fat dick. Blowing out the anus so that its looser than a vagina? You fucking stud.

I'm in awe of your prowess but ashamed to admit that my, clearly significantly smaller cock, does not rip open the bumhole as bad as yours.
I probably should stop fucking loose MILFs with wizard sleeve vaginas I guess....

Just gotta get them on a training regimine. They can turn those wizard sleeves into the hands of milk maids.

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

Great post OP. It's been about two-three months since my last masturbation/porn binge. I'm 38, how much time have I wasted on that stuff? While I can't comment much on sexual exploration in the teenage years, all the porn and masturbation in the adult years is just life sucking. The way porn messes with ones mind. Seriously, what sane woman would a guy a blow job? By extension, what sane man would want to eat out a womans vagina? The porn influence makes us sick in the head. I'm glad I've left it behind. Now I can heal and move forward with life.



I do agree, I fucked up by watching porn. Seriously, I was a peeping tom looking through the window of my computer monitor. A coward who was too afraid to speak to women eye to eye.


Indeed, we are people who like to express ourselves.

Your wife must be really fucking happy

 

[Tesseract]

Great post OP. It's been about two-three months since my last masturbation/porn binge. I'm 38, how much time have I wasted on that stuff? While I can't comment much on sexual exploration in the teenage years, all the porn and masturbation in the adult years is just life sucking. The way porn messes with ones mind. Seriously, what sane woman would a guy a blow job? By extension, what sane man would want to eat out a womans vagina? The porn influence makes us sick in the head. I'm glad I've left it behind. Now I can heal and move forward with life.



I do agree, I fucked up by watching porn. Seriously, I was a peeping tom looking through the window of my computer monitor. A coward who was too afraid to speak to women eye to eye.


Indeed, we are people who like to express ourselves.

 

[DisplayingSuperman]

I do it on days I know my girl is gonna be too tired to wanna do anything, usually after work and she works late. Nothin wrong with having a quick fap.

You are actually the hero this thread needs...not what it deserves.

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Stop being a filthy coomer.