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Favorite Homer Simpson moments?

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JumpJeff84

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Hey guys, doing a battle rap show next week. It's a comedy show where two people dress up as high-concept characters and battle-rap against each other with no beat. Think Epic Rap Battles of History Live, except it's a real rap battle.

I'm going as Homer Simpson and I'm battling someone who's going as Fox Mulder.

I'm in the middle of writing, trying to parse through the most iconic Homer Simpson moments.

So far I think a line about 'Stupid Sexy Flanders' is key.

So yeah, whether you care about my rap battle or not, share your favorite Homer quotes, gifs, songs, clips etc and we can all laugh.

I'll start off with the iconic beer song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7p5VwAXk0




EDIT: And here's the battle!

https://soundcloud.com/whoompthereitis/homer-simpson-vs-fox-mulder-rap-battle
 
Icefire1424

Icefire1424

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(To the tune of the Flintstones theme)

Simpson. HOMER Simpson. He's the greatest guy in his-tor-eeeeeeeeee.
From the...TOWN of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeeeee.

AHHHHHHH! /skidcrash.
 
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ElectricBlanketFire

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In the softball episode where Mr. Burns is explaining the signs:

“Uh-oh, I don’t understand a word he’s saying. Why doesn’t he just let me bat? I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm, potato chips.”

I think about the potato chips line whenever I'm in a situation I don't want to be in.
 
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QuicheFontaine

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Grizzo

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Every time he ends up bonding with one of his children. I'm a sucker for this type of episodes. So heartwarming.

This one in particular:

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J.EM1

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When he becomes a food critic..

Homer singing: "I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hotdogs with mustard and beer. I'll eat eggplant. I could even eat a ba-a-by deer. La- la- la- la- la- la- la- la la- la- Who's that baby deer on the la-awn there?"
 
Robot Pants

Robot Pants

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NealMcCauley said:
All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home. Then I will murder him.
Click to expand...
God when his face turns red with no expression I lose it everytime. Definitely one of the best.


What about:
*ding dong*
"No time to talk, flanders! I got a class to teach!"

"Heh but you rang my door-"


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"Quiet you idiot. It can be ours."

"Run, boy! Run for your life!"



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"In exchange for your silence, here are two free passes to euro itchy and scratchy land."

"But there are five of us."

"Here are TWO free passes!"

*sly* "That's better."
 
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Homer schooling or teaching his kids a lesson is always commedy gold. Three examples...


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8S3ILdqF-g
The last 10 seconds with Bart having this "oh for fuck sake" expression is priceless.

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Homer: STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.
[Tries to do a few]
Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.

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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: [To Homer] You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart! Go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I'm out of here! [Leaves and slams the door.]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
 
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LanceVance

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Bart Simpson: Buy me "Bonestorm" or go to hell!

Marge Simpson: Bart!

Homer Simpson: Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".

Bart Simpson: It's the coolest video game ever!

Marge Simpson: I'm sorry, honey, but those games cost up to and including $70. And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.

Bart Simpson: Those are all good points, but the problem is, they don't result in me getting the game.

Homer Simpson: I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.

[pause]

Homer Simpson: Well, good night.
 
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Salmonax

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Random assortment of the first things that come to mind:

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

"Don't you hate pants?"

"That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!"

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's NOT Batman.

Probably won't help you, but I love this exchange between him and Kent Brockman:

Kent: Homer, organised labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Homer: AAAAHH!
Kent: Um, my director is asking me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: Woohoo!
 
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HazySaiyan

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Kirk: "I sleep in a racing car! Do you?"

Homer: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife"

Also, the whole Frank Grimes episode.
 
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cacildo

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Lisa: Remember, dad, all glory is fleeting.

Homer: So?

Lisa: Beware the ides of March.

Homer: No.

Lisa: Dad, I know you think you’re happy now, but it’s not gonna last forever.

Homer: Everything lasts forever.
 
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sikkinixx

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Marge [about Mr. Burns]: He's an awful, awful, awful man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.
 
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captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.


SMRT

the scene where they are the apple cider place and flanders starts explaining the difference between cider and juice and homers brain leaves and he just stands there blankly.
 
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ElectricBlanketFire

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New Glasses?

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
 
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dankir

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"I call the big on Bitey"

"HEY MISS I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO MY HUSBAND SEXUALLY ANYMORE, I JUST TRIPLED MY PRODUCTIVITY"
 
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