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Florida man charged with battery after throwing Cheez-It into woman's eye

Thread starter XiaNaphryz
Start date Apr 24, 2012

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pargonta

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Apr 24, 2012

A small square cracker apparently went into her right eye and caused her injury, said Yvonne Martinez, spokeswoman for the Palm Bay Police Department.

She continued, "We are investigating additional suspects, but at this point we believe Mr. Gatz acted Provolone"

eh... ehh?