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[Elektro Demon]

So back when I was growing up, kids were always asking this question for fun.
This is only a question for straight males, since being gay sorta defeats the purpose of the question somewhat.
For a million bucks, would you let a a crusty old man bang you once? After he's done, you get a million bucks.

I'll go first. I would. I'm not gay but I need the money.
Million bucks is a million bucks. I'd deal with the consequences later in therapy but with a nice wad of cash in my hands.
How bout you?

 

[DESTROYA]

Fuck NO!
OP has a rape fantasy!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

This is the worst Penthouse letter I've ever read....go to your room.

 

[Blade2.0]

Sure. I'd do a lot for a million dollars

 

[TheContact]

I mean there’s old men on young girl porn and they’re getting paid a lot less than a million dollars

 

[Skyr]

I’d say that’s worth a juicy tag.

 

[belmarduk]

How old are we talking?

 

[Elektro Demon]

How old are we talking?

I don't think that plays a role if you're straight. It's not pleasant either way.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Yes. That's a lot of money and I'm mature enough not to get emotional scars about it.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

hmmmmmm.

probably not. sounds like an awful 2 minutes. and im pretty comfortable in my life. 1 million wouldnt push my lifestyle in a significant enough direction

 

[buizel]

can you front me half first?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Fuck NO!
OP has a rape fantasy!

No man, it's a hypothetical question.

 

[Mista]

Fuck no. Not going to lose my dignity for money

That’s fucking cheap

 

[DoctorNefarious]

If I get the cash first and dude is clean I don't see why not

 

[ThatStupidLion]

there are a lot more bicurious people here than I expected tbh. happy to see such open-mindedness.

 

[Airbus Jr]

 

[Elektro Demon]

there are a lot more bicurious people here than I expected tbh. happy to see such open-mindedness.

I'm not bicurious, I'm pretty much a homophobe, and I think most people posting in this thread are not bicurious. It's the money talking.
That's the whole point of the question, would you do something that you hate/dislike for money.

 

[Grinchy]

I'm not too far from the days of needing regular colonoscopies.

For a million bucks, sure. I'll pretend it's a camera and then I'll buy lots of scotch.

 

[Turnt]

You mean I wouldn’t have to pay them this time!?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Not going to lose my dignity for money

I am

Where do I sign up

 

[Airbus Jr]

I am

Where do I sign up

 

[Mista]

I am

Where do I sign up

I feel sorry for your wife and kids

 

[Airbus Jr]

can you front me half first?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I feel sorry for your wife and kids

My wife just said “you better go get that money”

lol

 

[JordanN]

He's going to grab me by the pussy, isn't he?

 

[Airbus Jr]

He's going to grab me by the pussy, isn't he?

 

[AV]

I'll earn way more than that in my working life, fuck no.

Make it 2.

 

[Foamy]

Lets be honest OP, you'd do it for a McDonalds Happy Meal.

 

[Mista]

My wife just said “you better go get that money”

lol

Oh my god I’m done with humans

 

[Elektro Demon]

Lets be honest OP, you'd do it for a McDonalds Happy Meal.

No. I'm not that desperate. Why you insulting me?

 

[ViolentP]

Money ain't everything, bro. Especially getting railed by an old man.

 

[Airbus Jr]

I'll earn way more than that in my working life, fuck no.

Make it 2.

Nah..make it..

 

[Ovek]

Sure, the cream pie finish is extra though.

 

[Thaedolus]

The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk

 

[Airbus Jr]

The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk

 

[King of Foxes]

A million bucks for a worst case two week long sore butthole?

Yeah why not, a million USD in my country where the average salary is around 1000 to 1200 euro a month...

Thats a no brainer

 

[Fbh]

For a million...... probably. That's a lot of money and would definitely have a big impact on my life.

My wife just said “you better go get that money”

lol

Step 1: Convince husband to sleep with rich old dude for 1 million
Step 2: Divorce husband because you feel "shocked and betrayed" to find out he is sleeping with older men
Step3: Profit

 

[Elektro Demon]

The devil is in the details. Does he blow it inside you? Does he wear a condom? Is he a two pump chump or are we gonna be there a while? Is he gonna smack you around and tell you to squeal like a pig or just kinda grunt a couple times and walk away?

I *might* be able to handle some kind of clinical/professional setting assfucking by pretending I’m finally trying a butt toy or whatever... no exchange of fluids or dirty talk or, but if a guy is trying to make me his bitch or blow his load on/in me or pull some Deliverance shit then I’m gonna say fuck no, make it 5 and throw in some roofies and maybe we’ll talk

I never thought about it.

 

[Foamy]

No. I'm not that desperate. Why you insulting me?

It's what I do. I secretly hate myself but I've found posting here is cheaper than a therapist.

 

[Elektro Demon]

It's what I do. I secretly hate myself but I've found posting here is cheaper than a therapist.

Makes sense.

 

[Thaedolus]

I never thought about it.

Not all sexual experiences are created equal! I’ve had a gloved finger up the ass a couple times at the doctor before, that wasn’t traumatizing at all because of the setting and one of them was a woman. But if some retired wrestler that’s hung like a horse wants to rip your ass apart while making you call him daddy....nah ~8 years working an office job sounds fine to me

 

[Ornlu]

Bro I was born poor as fuck.

I'd do some sick shit for $1,000,000. If getting lamely fucked by some old geezer is all I have to do to set my kids up for life? Hell yeah let's do this shit.

As soon as the check cleared I'd probably kill his old sick ass, though. You know he takes some fucked up trips to Thailand twice a year. I'd take one for the team and do some time to remove a sick fuck from the planet.

 

[infinitys_7th]

can you front me half first?

Interesting. . .you could sublet the butt banging.

 

[haxan7]

I’d be the face in an old man bukkake for a mil

 

[zeorhymer]

Why not. Easiest money made and tax free too.

 

[Deleted member 713885]

For a cool million?

I'm giving up the booty hole.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

 

[Bigrx1]

Definitely - I can suffer through that brief experience for money that will make the rest of my life a lot easier.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

no. im perfectly happy making 45k a year and keeping my butt to myself

 

[Cravis]

Instantly thought of this