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[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

He just came to the realisation that Michael Jackson haunts children's ball pits.

And monkey bums!

 

[p_xavier]

In my late teens, early twenties I would drink on average fifteen pints of lager or cider and a double Jack Daniels with each pint as a chaser, every Thursday and Saturday without fail.

The worst drinking sessions I've ever done (that would 100% kill me now or at the very least hospitalise me), was when I consumed ☆on two separate occasions☆ seven bottles of spirits neat late morning through to the following day late into the afternoon.

Some were 70cl bottles and some were a 1L bottles. I was drinking straight from the bottles, Aftershock, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Imperial Vodka, Smirnoff Black, Glenfiddich 21 year old single malt and finally Sierra Tequila Blanco. The first session I was ok, but the second session I'm pretty certain I had alcohol posioning. I haven't drank in twenty three years and don't miss it.

I accumulated all this via duty free when I went on holidays, so it accumulated quickly lol. I loathe drinking now and maybe have two gin and tonics at Christmas.

My doctor suspects throat cancer (waiting for tests) so I started heavy drinking again as I can't eat if I'm not drunk. I tried 10mg THC and 50mg CBD last week but I still choke on food. So my liver will need to stay strong for a bit.

 

[Putonahappyface]

My doctor suspects throat cancer (waiting for tests) so I started heavy drinking again as I can't eat if I'm not drunk. I tried 10mg THC and 50mg CBD last week but I still choke on food. So my liver will need to stay strong for a bit.

Sorry to hear that fella.

 

[Putonahappyface]

And monkey bums!

 

[Peggies]

and why are you skateboarding, Mrs. Hawk?

Look, I even have a Tony Hawk board. Pretty cool, eh?

 

[Peggies]

I don't think you're old enough for a midlife crisis yet.

I'm really old. I propably could be German Shocks mum.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'm really old. I propably could be German Shocks mum.

North or south of forty?

 

[Peggies]

North or south of forty?

On the spot

 

[Putonahappyface]

On the spot

I don't believe you. German Shocks would never except me as a mother figure.

 

[Peggies]

I don't believe you.

Yeah I get that a lot but it's true

German Shocks would never except me as a mother figure.

Sure he would.
I think you would be an awesome mum to him.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Yeah I get that a lot but it's true


Sure he would.
I think you would be an awesome mum to him.

He hates me with a passion.

 

[German Shocks]

Look, I even have a Tony Hawk board. Pretty cool, eh?

That is cool, not gonna lie.

I'm really old. I propably could be German Shocks mum.

I love Milfs. Just let it happen, Pegs.

 

[German Shocks]

I love Milfs.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Peggies]

I love Milfs. Just let it happen, Pegs.

Now you sound like a guy I once knew. Using the exact same words. Spooky!

 

[German Shocks]

Now you sound like a guy I once knew. Using the exact same words. Spooky!

Older women like younger guys, yeah?
We have more energy.

 

[Dacvak]

Look, I even have a Tony Hawk board. Pretty cool, eh?

Aw man this makes me want to pick up skating again. But I feel like I'm too out of shape now, I'd probably hurt myself. I'm jealous cause my neighbor gets to skate with Tony Hawk every so often, and that must be the coolest thing in the world.

 

[Dacvak]

I'm really old. I propably could be German Shocks mum.

Plies: "So you're saying I can call you mommy? "

 

[German Shocks]

Plies: "So you're saying I can call you mommy? "

 

[Peggies]

Aw man this makes me want to pick up skating again. But I feel like I'm too out of shape now, I'd probably hurt myself. I'm jealous cause my neighbor gets to skate with Tony Hawk every so often, and that must be the coolest thing in the world.

Wtf? Just casually skating with Tony Hawk?

 

[Dacvak]

Wtf? Just casually skating with Tony Hawk?

He's a fairly famous dude in a band, and an old school skater himself. I guess he became friends with him at some point! One of his songs was included in the latest THPS game too. I just know him as a good neighbor though.

 

[Peggies]

He's a fairly famous dude in a band, and an old school skater himself. I guess he became friends with him at some point! One of his songs was included in the latest THPS game too. I just know him as a good neighbor though.

 

[Peggies]

Older women like younger guys, yeah?
We have more energy.

Well he wasn't that much younger. Only a couple of days.

So why do you hate Putonahappyface ?

 

[German Shocks]

So why do you hate Putonahappyface ?

He has no appreciation for Tony Hawk

 

[Peggies]

He has no appreciation for Tony Hawk

And Taylor Swift!
Omg, that bastard.

 

[German Shocks]

And Taylor Swift!
Omg, that bastard.

 

[Putonahappyface]

He has no appreciation for Tony Hawk

And Taylor Swift!
Omg, that bastard.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I think this plane in our fleet is the same size as my last trip. It's so nice to fly private after so many flights commercial.

Spoiler

And, of course, last night's dinner.

Spoiler

Did you come across any lot lizards on your trip?

Weirdly enough, there were about 20 Estes semis outside my hotel so I am surprised I didn't. I did flirt with a woman at the bar above St Elmo's last night but..

Aw man this makes me want to pick up skating again. But I feel like I'm too out of shape now, I'd probably hurt myself. I'm jealous cause my neighbor gets to skate with Tony Hawk every so often, and that must be the coolest thing in the world.

I started skating again a few years ago and promptly landed on the same arm I broke as a teenager. That got me to stop. Now I just admire the abilities of the new generation and live vicariously.

 

[Peggies]

 

[Putonahappyface]

I like Tony Hawk.

 

[Peggies]

I like Tony Hawk.

Too little too late.
No wonder German Shocks wouldn't want you to be his mum.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Too little too late.
No wonder German Shocks wouldn't want you to be his mum.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I like Tony Hawk.

One of his kids is really good. Rides for my favorite board brand too.

His most recent part starts at 19:19 if the time doesn't work.

 

[German Shocks]

Too little too late.
No wonder German Shocks wouldn't want you to be his mum.

You tell him, mommy!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[German Shocks]

I think this plane in our fleet is the same size as my last trip. It's so nice to fly private after so many flights commercial.

Spoiler

And, of course, last night's dinner.

Spoiler

The good life.

 

[Putonahappyface]

You tell him, mommy!

 

[Putonahappyface]

This mummy shit has gone to far.

 

[German Shocks]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

This mummy shit has gone to far.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Artoris]

I been surfing the net like it's 1999

 

[German Shocks]

I been surfing the net like it's 1999

It's been that slow, eh?

 

[John Marston]

 

[German Shocks]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Friday is almost here

 

[Peggies]

Picking up my dad from hospital today. Stupid chemo doesn't seem to be working.
My dad's one of the few people in this world who's not a cunt, so that sucks.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Friday is almost here

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Happy Friday all