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Would you rather I get a pumpkin spice latte like basic ass white bitch?
No, not yet. But yes, come 1st of October pumpkin spice latte it is.

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Well I was supposed to have a date again with the twink and he never showed up and he's ghosting me. Oh well why can't just people be honest. I hate these games.
 
Well I was supposed to have a date again with the twink and he never showed up and he's ghosting me. Oh well why can't just people be honest. I hate these games.
That's a shitty move, I'm sorry.
90% of people are 100% asshole, so it's difficult to find the not-assholes.

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I had a great weekend. I'll start my wine free 5 day program today. It'll be raw and weird, all that soberness. Wish me luck!

Have a good Monday, boys :messenger_blowing_kiss:
 
So, I'm currently waiting at the emergency room and there are these two paintings:

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Is it only me or do they both seem kind of dark for the waiting area at the hospital?

Also there's this guy in a wheel chair right next to me and he's staring at me. Has been doing it for the last 20 minutes. Without blinking. I hope he's not dead.
 
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How was everyone's weekend?
It was almost my last day in The Matrix.

I didn't factor in the amount of wind speeds and it transformed my board into a Jamaican bobsled with afterburners on a downhill road.

My trucks began to wobble and I start thinking. Why am I going this fast? Did I pump too hard? More importantly, how the fuck am I going to slow down?

To nake matters worse, there's a roundabout with construction workers at the bottom and ancient brick houses to my right. I can't bail out.

For reference of speed, I was doing 60 kp/h on a road where cars are allowed to do 30 kp/h. Electric bikes here are limited to 45 kp/h.

In the moment, I placed the sole of my right shoe on the surface of the right back wheel and started sharpening a chef's knife. Low and behold, it worked.

You know what it's like to find the light switch in the dark?

It was awkward as hell because I had to do it smoothly or it would be like using the handbrake.

But this got me thinking. There is an alternate timelime where I killed myself this week.
 
It was almost my last day in The Matrix.

I didn't factor in the amount of wind speeds and it transformed my board into a Jamaican bobsled with afterburners on a downhill road.

My trucks began to wobble and I start thinking. Why am I going this fast? Did I pump too hard? More importantly, how the fuck am I going to slow down?

To nake matters worse, there's a roundabout with construction workers at the bottom and ancient brick houses to my right. I can't bail out.

For reference of speed, I was doing 60 kp/h on a road where cars are allowed to do 30 kp/h. Electric bikes here are limited to 45 kp/h.

In the moment, I placed the sole of my right shoe on the surface of the right back wheel and started sharpening a chef's knife. Low and behold, it worked.

You know what it's like to find the light switch in the dark?

It was awkward as hell because I had to do it smoothly or it would be like using the handbrake.

But this got me thinking. There is an alternate timelime where I killed myself this week.
"There is an alternate timelime where I killed myself this week."

if something like this is true then we die all the time of multiple things
 
"There is an alternate timelime where I killed myself this week."

if something like this is true then we die all the time of multiple things
Indeed.

You know why I believe that all of a sudden? I was wearing the right sneakers.

It's Russian Roulette because I skate with all of them.

What if I wore my Nike SB's that day? I'm sure my alternate self thought that was a good idea.

RIP: I hope you deleted your browser history.
 
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Indeed.

You know why I believe that all of a sudden? I was wearing the right sneakers.

It's Russian Roulette because I skate with all of them.

What if I wore my Nike SB's that day? I'm sure my alternate self thought that was a good idea.

RIP: I hope you deleted your browser history.
how so
 
How was everyone's weekend?
I lost almost my entire weekend to painting a few rooms in the house, plus a little work on Sunday. On the plus side, the rooms look a lot nicer. But I fuckin haaaaate painting, especially ceilings.

But as a reward, we went to a jazz club and saw one of my favorite bands, the Yellowjackets, and had an excellent meal.

The Yellowjackets have been around since the 70s, and are still making albums. They influenced a lot of the Bay Area funk scene, including Tower of Power. Here's a track from their first album:

And here's one from their album from this year:


They're still absolutely killing it. It was an incredible show.
 
I ordered one the other day, it was my first time trying it, I wanted to know what's so great about it after all these years.

I discovered I'm a basic ass white bitch, it was delicious.
They're honestly fucking great and they always have been, people just like to be contrarian. Matcha latte's are great too.
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The mancave is getting there. I need to paint the dirty ass walls but I didn't feel like waiting to get setup ill move my shit out the way for that
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Fuckin dope dude
 
Jennifer O'Connelly is a top 5 all time for me and she might just be at the top. :messenger_smiling_hearts:


Very full. In a good way.


Jennifer O'Connelly in her prime was a knockout. She aged well too

It was almost my last day in The Matrix.

I didn't factor in the amount of wind speeds and it transformed my board into a Jamaican bobsled with afterburners on a downhill road.

My trucks began to wobble and I start thinking. Why am I going this fast? Did I pump too hard? More importantly, how the fuck am I going to slow down?

To nake matters worse, there's a roundabout with construction workers at the bottom and ancient brick houses to my right. I can't bail out.

For reference of speed, I was doing 60 kp/h on a road where cars are allowed to do 30 kp/h. Electric bikes here are limited to 45 kp/h.

In the moment, I placed the sole of my right shoe on the surface of the right back wheel and started sharpening a chef's knife. Low and behold, it worked.

You know what it's like to find the light switch in the dark?

It was awkward as hell because I had to do it smoothly or it would be like using the handbrake.

But this got me thinking. There is an alternate timelime where I killed myself this week.

Interesting, you should write a story about it

I lost almost my entire weekend to painting a few rooms in the house, plus a little work on Sunday. On the plus side, the rooms look a lot nicer. But I fuckin haaaaate painting, especially ceilings.

But as a reward, we went to a jazz club and saw one of my favorite bands, the Yellowjackets, and had an excellent meal.

The Yellowjackets have been around since the 70s, and are still making albums. They influenced a lot of the Bay Area funk scene, including Tower of Power. Here's a track from their first album:

And here's one from their album from this year:


They're still absolutely killing it. It was an incredible show.


How's your back? I'm guessing it has to hurt due to having to paint the ceiling too

I haven't been to a concert in a long time, last time I went to one was when Aimee Mann was playing

The mancave is getting there. I need to paint the dirty ass walls but I didn't feel like waiting to get setup ill move my shit out the way for that
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That actually looks decent, if I had a mancave it would be filled with shelves filled with books, manga and comics
 
Thanks still got a move all my vynals into that shelf. Lotta classic in there. From damn there everywhere and everybody I liked listening to as I grew up. Some goofy ass shit in there fa sho.
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How's your back? I'm guessing it has to hurt due to having to paint the ceiling too

I haven't been to a concert in a long time, last time I went to one was when Aimee Mann was playing
It was rough after the first day. My fiancee gave me a nice back massage, so that helped. It's not too bad now, though. But my hands still hurt. I've got hand issues (similar to carpal tunnel, but more in the hands and not the wrist) which makes gripping certain objects pretty painful, and a roller brush was awful to use for an extended period of time. Painting really makes me feel my age lol.
 
This what my mancave smells like. Like the Best Western hotels I took a liking to it after my most recent trip to New Orleans to a music festival. The whole building smelt like this shit. I asked the receptionist Wtf is it and she told me I can either buy it there (,which I did) but she also said I can get it cheaper on Amazon. Which I also did when it ran out.
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The mancave is getting there. I need to paint the dirty ass walls but I didn't feel like waiting to get setup ill move my shit out the way for that
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That's awesome, my lady cave is mostly horror, wrestling and gaming, I've got a ton of funko pops, it's like walking in to GameStop lol
 
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