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FRIDAY NIGHT [OT2] - Official NeoGAF Weekend Kickoff REDUX
- Thread starter Dacvak
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ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
How awesome is that?
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
My balls are fine now everybody.
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That's the worst part. I won't get to stroke my hamster for a while.
Under my new program, you can stroke someone else's hamster for the time being and earn Joyjoy Tokens™, which you can redeem for someone to stroke your hamster at a future date! Or a Game Boy Advance!
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
When I got circumcised I lasted 3 days without touching myself. Was supposed to be a month but fuck that even if it hurt.That's the worst part. I won't get to stroke my hamster for a while.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I was a baby when I got snipped, don't remember a thing 
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
In heaven right now. Fucking beautiful day it turned out to be.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
When I had mine done, I got to sit and chill for like a week. Enjoy it dude.In heaven right now. Fucking beautiful day it turned out to be.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Hanging wires, just no.In heaven right now. Fucking beautiful day it turned out to be.
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
kekw
Have a good weekend, you beautiful sumbitches
Have a good weekend, you beautiful sumbitches
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Did they cook? This looks like a return to form ngl
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Oreos with "birthday cake" filling are soooo good 
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Whoa, we have that technology?Oreos with "birthday cake" filling are soooo good
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Oreos with "birthday cake" filling are soooo good
Ah, a man of culture who loves good ol' fashioned cream pies too.
HRK69
Gold Member
I get that humor is subjective, but these staged pranks never struck me as funny, interesting, or creative. Honestly, they're peak cringe
Miyazaki’s Slave
Gold Member
His wires are hangin' like his boys are right now...they will tighten up in a few days.
German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Live-action dating sim puts you in the paws of a reincarnated hamster - Dexerto
A new dating sim game allows players to play as a hamster who lives with three lively sisters, and it’s just as bizarre as it is comical.
www.dexerto.com
German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Sweet hamster?
Live-action dating sim puts you in the paws of a reincarnated hamster - Dexerto
A new dating sim game allows players to play as a hamster who lives with three lively sisters, and it’s just as bizarre as it is comical.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Live-action dating sim puts you in the paws of a reincarnated hamster - Dexerto
A new dating sim game allows players to play as a hamster who lives with three lively sisters, and it’s just as bizarre as it is comical.
www.dexerto.com
Sweet hamster?
Especially when I did their lil hamster feets into powdered sugar +$5.99
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Yessss!!! It's fucking Frid..
Artoris
Gold Member
No, you cannot cross a hamster with a rat. Hamsters and rats are different species, and they cannot interbreed to produce viable offspring, according to the American Fancy Rat and Mouse Association (AFRMA) and Rat Behavior and Biology. While it might be possible to artificially create a hybrid embryo in a lab, these embryos are not viable and will not survive.
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
I take a break and discover my Christmas elf has killed her account. I hope you come back to usHi you guys! Just wanted to say goodbye. Take care everyone and behave.
German Shocks you'll find someone!
John Marston don't you die!
Peggies
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
John Marston
I'm at the front centre right of the stage, embracing the crush. I witnessed someone burn another person's hand with a lighter to protect their position against the guardrail.
German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
you scared her off, bro. /sAnyone know why
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
So the nurse snipped the ends off the dangly bit, tucked her in back all nice and tight, slapped a few steri strips over the gaping hole in my ballsatch, and called her a day.
I immediately felt better. However, water ripped off the steri strips and so now I'm using bandaids and my little hole isn't fully closed. The next person to see them will be blessed at the altar of my hole-y balls.
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
that's more fucked up than the time I masturbated into a glitter sock and got an infection from the small abrasions. I had fun explaining that one to the doctor!
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