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[John Marston]

I'm off to bed. I have a yoga hip opener class tomorrow with this guy so I need my sleep.

. Francisco Dominguez

That smile is because he can suck his own dick.

 

[German Shocks]

That smile is because he can suck his own dick.

There's an actual term for this , believe it or not;

Auto-fellatio

And here's an excerpt from a Reddit thread:

"I have been able to achieve auto-fellatio. AMA

I believe I was 14 when the thought crossed my mind. It took some effort, and exploration of many different positions. I was actually not aware that almost every other male out there has tried, but many do not succeed.

I did not know about stretching exercises, or anything.. I guess it was sheer determination at first. It was gradual, and took about a week of constant focus to finally achieve. About after 2 weeks it was actually pleasurable. Somehow, I lost interest after a few months, and only reccur to such devotion perhaps once a year.

Ok, I guess that covers the obvious questions. PS. I'm sorry in advance if this was the wrong reddit to post this. This is the only thing that I can think of to offer an AMA. Ok, Thank You."

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That smile is because he can suck his own dick.

 

[Putonahappyface]

That smile is because he can suck his own dick.

Well he does give off a "one of the Village People vibe". Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[German Shocks]

I'm usually not one to groove when I'm drinking, but with this track I can't help myself

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[German Shocks]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Peggies]

No wonder GAF hast been so slow

 

[Putonahappyface]

No wonder GAF hast been so slow

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's the scene in clerks where Randall tricks Dante into admitting he's tried to suck his own dick.

 

[Peggies]

Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a nice pair of tatas just as the next guy but I don't care for cartoon porn.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a nice pair of tatas just as the next guy but I don't care for cartoon porn.

NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt she's calling art porn.

 

[kanjobazooie]

That smile is because he can suck his own dick.

Can he reach his nutsack though?

 

[John Marston]

Can he reach his nutsack though?

He can probably ass to mouth his own self

 

[Peggies]

Ok ok, calm down guys. I just finished class. My hips are open as fuck. We did som insane stretching. Felt like cirque du soleil.

Anyway I had a close look and I don't think he can suck his own dick. Seems anatomically impossible to me.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I also just finished yoga. I can confirm my dick has gone unsucked the entire time.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Ok ok, calm down guys. I just finished class. My hips are open as fuck. We did som insane stretching. Felt like cirque du soleil.

Anyway I had a close look and I don't think he can suck his own dick. Seems anatomically impossible to me.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Overheard a man in a wheelchair say aloud, "That's how I roll".

 

[Artoris]

I also just finished yoga. I can confirm my dick has gone unsucked the entire time.

Try harder

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[John Marston]

 

[German Shocks]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I found a really good copy of the movie Weapons online. I'm downloading it and watching it after I eat dinner. Can't wait

 

[German Shocks]

I'm downloading it

You don't stream movies?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Dacvak]

My fiancée decided to paint the dining room this weekend while her mom is visiting. I have to work almost all weekend, but she still wanted to paint, so she told me that it would end up being a project for her and her mom.

Then she spent most of today landscaping outside, and now the painting is like a full day behind, and I have to step in to help. And I have so little time because of work, but if I don't help I'll never hear the end of it, so I'm trying to min-max my time so I can help as much as possible. But I really wanted to do some grilling and chillin tomorrow, and now that's completely off the table.

Someone please breathe life into me, cause I'm already mentally and physically drained.

 

[German Shocks]

My fiancée decided to paint the dining room this weekend while her mom is visiting. I have to work almost all weekend, but she still wanted to paint, so she told me that it would end up being a project for her and her mom.

Then she spent most of today landscaping outside, and now the painting is like a full day behind, and I have to step in to help. And I have so little time because of work, but if I don't help I'll never hear the end of it, so I'm trying to min-max my time so I can help as much as possible. But I really wanted to do some grilling and chillin tomorrow, and now that's completely off the table.

Someone please breathe life into me, cause I'm already mentally and physically drained.

I know some folks who'll paint your room for a couple 24 packs of Bud Light.

 

[John Marston]

You don't stream movies?

It's not out yet on digital.

NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt is a pirate for a brief moment

 

[John Marston]

I found a really good copy of the movie Weapons online. I'm downloading it and watching it after I eat dinner. Can't wait

Tell us what you think when you're done please.
I'm impatient for this one also

 

[German Shocks]

Tell us what you think when you're done please.
I'm impatient for this one also

Better yet, send us all a copy.

 

[John Marston]

Better yet, send us all a copy.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

You don't stream movies?

I like to just use torrents to download stuff most of the time, streaming can get annoying especially if the internet connection is bad

Tell us what you think when you're done please.
I'm impatient for this one also

Just finished it, I loved it despite figuring out the twist and what's been really happening in the town

 

[Peggies]

The Cranberries played live for the first time since Dolores O'Riordan's death eight years ago. I didn't know Dermot Kennedy before that but he seems to be doing a good job here. I'm so happy I had the chance to see them live twice. Dolores was one of the best front women ever.

I'm so honoured. Thank you to The Cranberries I'm so so grateful | Dermot Kennedy | Facebook https://share.google/aPFdmFPC3kDNUsST1

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I feel like a massive dork for paying $140 for 2 fancy notebooks.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I've narrowed down three pairs of trainers I like. I don't skateboard.

 

[Peggies]

I've narrowed down three pairs of trainers I like. I don't skateboard.

Any of them come in black?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Any of them come in black?

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[Maiden Voyage]

I've narrowed down three pairs of trainers I like. I don't skateboard.

I like the middle ones the most.

I really want a pair of Last Resorts but I need to wait for a color way that matches more of my outfits.

 

[Peggies]

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Take the second ones. If you wanna go crazy you can go for the first ones.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Take the second ones. If you wanna go crazy you can go for the first ones.

I thought you were asking for yourself. I'm buying all three pairs I posted and I don't like black shoes.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I like the middle ones the most.

I really want a pair of Last Resorts but I need to wait for a color way that matches more of my outfits.

Don't fancy some Van themed dead flies and alien vomit trainers?

 

[Peggies]

I thought you were asking for yourself. I'm buying all three pairs I posted and I don't like black shoes.

Nah, I just got a pair of super cool skate shoes

 

[Putonahappyface]

Nah, I just got a pair of super cool skate shoes

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Oh god now the feet people are going to converge

 

[Peggies]

Oh god now the feet people are going to converge

Still need my new PS5