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[Peggies]

That.. is.. probably the worst thing to happen on a Friday

I know. It's bad.

Edit: forgot the top of the page tits.

 

[Putonahappyface]

On another forum I used to post on, there was a thread about fucked up things done or witnessed in the work place. Someone claimed they worked in a Heinz factory and would regularly wipe his penis on the inside of mayonnaise jars, before the mayonnaise was injected into the jars.

Hanging offense.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I know. It's bad.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

On another forum I used to post on, there was a thread about fucked up things done or witnessed in the work place. Someone claimed they worked in a Heinz factory and would regularly wipe his penis on the inside of mayonnaise jars, before the mayonnaise was injected into the jars.

Hanging offense.

Oh man, why???

I liked Mayonnaise, that's going to haunt me!! I can't stand chips without it!

Youtube was playing going through stuff in the background here, and this song come on. I never realised just how hot Dua Lipa actually was..

 

[Putonahappyface]

Oh man, why???

I liked Mayonnaise, that's going to haunt me!! I can't stand chips without it!

Youtube was playing going through stuff in the background here, and this song come on. I never realised just how hot Dua Lipa actually was..

I only have Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Oh man, why???

I liked Mayonnaise, that's going to haunt me!! I can't stand chips without it!

Youtube was playing going through stuff in the background here, and this song come on. I never realised just how hot Dua Lipa actually was..

Oh shit, that song just came on again, remote must be on the wonk

It's batteries, definitely batteries

 

[Peggies]

Oh man, why???

I liked Mayonnaise, that's going to haunt me!! I can't stand chips without it!

Youtube was playing going through stuff in the background here, and this song come on. I never realised just how hot Dua Lipa actually was..

Ugh, I need to go to bed.
Have another themepark day tomorrow with my cubs.

Good night. Love you guys

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I only have Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

You really don't want to know what goes on in that factory

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Ugh, I need to go to bed.
Have another themepark day tomorrow with my cubs.

Good night. Love you guys

Night Pegs!

Have a good one tomorrow

(If you don't go on the flume it's treason)

 

[Sticks]

I know. It's bad.

Edit: forgot the top of the page tits.

 

[Peggies]

Night Pegs!

Have a good one tomorrow

(If you don't go on the flume it's treason)

(I don't know what that means)

 

[Putonahappyface]

Ugh, I need to go to bed.
Have another themepark day tomorrow with my cubs.

Good night. Love you guys

 

[Dr.Morris79]

(I don't know what that means)

I thought you was going to a theme park? Theme parks have log flumes?

Wait, am I tripping? I swear they do!

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't know what to do with my night and I am really tempted to pick up Silksong.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I thought you was going to a theme park? Theme parks have log flumes?

Wait, am I tripping? I swear they do!

They do in the UK.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

They do in the UK.

Yes!

Wait, they don't in America? What kind of Slack jawed hokey shite is that??

Log flumes should be standard!

 

[Idleyes]

Nothing special, just what I'm sipping right now. Paper bag is what it is. Waiting for a phone call to help my wife's friend move her last dresser out of my mancave.

Edit: I'm at a neighbor's house btw. Nigga don't speak perfect English but this mutha fucka knows how to modify cars so... Universal language.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Yes!

Wait, they don't in America? What kind of Slack jawed hokey shite is that??

Log flumes should be standard!

And thinking about it they get edibles, and we don't? What kind of shit is this?

No log flumes and edibles, log flumes, zero edibles

Why is this world so ridiculous?

I swear they're just fucking us over for fun.

 

[Idleyes]

Small job he's doing right now.

 

[Peggies]

I thought you was going to a theme park? Theme parks have log flumes?

Wait, am I tripping? I swear they do!

Nah you're good. I just didn't know the term. How embarrasing .
Plus my little ones can't do log flumes. Just lame rides with ants wearing life wests.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Yes!

Wait, they don't in America? What kind of Slack jawed hokey shite is that??

Log flumes should be standard!

They do have them in America. Peggies doesn't live in America.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Nah you're good. I just didn't know the term. How embarrasing .
Plus my little ones can't do log flumes. Just lame rides with ants wearing life wests.

No worries

Oh it's fun for them though I bet! I'd take that over anything else if im honest! If you can make a bunch of kids happy, what else is there, really.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

They do have them in America. Peggies doesn't live in America.

Oh ffs,

Peggies where are you from? I thought you was American, sorry about that. Not that being American is bad either

Ffs

..Is it too late to say I'm shit at Forums?

 

[Putonahappyface]

PSN won't let me have either "One1/8thWhop" or "WhiteCracker". I just want to represent.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Oh ffs,

Peggies where are you from? I thought you was American, sorry about that. Not that being American is bad either

Ffs

..Is it too late to say I'm shit at Forums?

She is Irish.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Seriously, she is from Ireland.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Seriously, she is from Ireland.

I don't doubt that. I swear now you've said it, I'm seriously considering if I've got dementia as I think she might have said that before.. I just can't remember

Or it might be the two bottles of wine I've had..

 

[Putonahappyface]

I don't doubt that. I swear now you've said it, I'm seriously considering if I've got dementia as I think she might have said that before.. I just can't remember

Or it might be the two bottles of wine I've had..

Hand on heart now, she is from Austria.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Hand on heart now, she is from Austria.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I could have sworn she was from Belgium.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I could have sworn she was from Belgium.

It's coming back to me now, Uganda

 

[Putonahappyface]

I hope my haul makes it all the way from America undamaged.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I could have sworn she was from Belgium.

Now I'm second guessing myself.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's coming back to me now, Uganda

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Peggies

....Someone wake up Pegs, this is important.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Peggies

....Someone wake up Pegs, this is important.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I'm off to bed all, hope you all have a rest of a blinding Friday!

I won't be wishing for the morning. My hangover might be grand

Love you all

 

[Beretta]

Well, it's Friday night which means it's thumbs up to furniture being tossed out the window in anger Call of Duty time.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Well, it's Friday night which means it's thumbs up to furniture being tossed out the window in anger Call of Duty time.

Those are some wicked nails. Well done.

 

[Idleyes]

I'm sooo fucked up right now. Nearly can type.

 

[Peggies]

I'm sooo fucked up right now. Nearly can type.

Good morning

 

[Peggies]

I'd take that over anything else if im honest! If you can make a bunch of kids happy, what else is there, really.