Fuck bedsheets or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squalor

[MercuryLS]

I ripped them off last night after having to fix them back into place for the millionth time. Why didn't I do this a long time ago? Who needs em?

 

[Camp Lo]

The day I moved out of my parent's house was the day I trashed my bedsheets. Fuck 'em.

 

[Alchemy]

I ripped them off last night after having to fix them back into place for the millionth time. Why didn't I do this a long time ago? Who needs em?

Don't have sex without the bed sheets dude, things get messy.

 

[SteveWinwood]

i have separate bedsheets for that

oh

 

[Brakke]

It's pretty hard for me to fit my mattress into my washing machine...

 

[How About No]

Your blankets need a barrier against your seed man

 

[MercuryLS]

Don't have sex without the bed sheets dude, things get messy.

I'll throw a towel on there.

 

[Guevara]

Bed sheets are like undershirts for your bed. They keep your sweat and body oils from your nicer comforter/quilt/whatever and your mattress.

Spoiler

team bed sheets

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Grown man doesn't know how to make a bed, declares sexual fetish for linens on video game forum.

 

[NeoGiff]

Came in here wondering how often OP fucks his bedsheets.

Still wondering.

 

[xxracerxx]

God, your mattress is going to be disgusting.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Your mattress will smell like a zoo within 6 months

 

[akaoni]

So you just sleep on the bare mattress?

 

[Brakke]

I got a fiver says OP wasn't washing his sheets in the first place.

 

[Zombine]

There needs to be a perfect sheet to mattress ratio when I'm sleeping or I get pissed off. I don't want my foot to touch the bare mattress.

 

[MercuryLS]

So you just sleep on the bare mattress?

I do now. I might get an allergy cover, those things zip around the bed so no fussing with it constantly.

 

[sephi22]

Your mattress will smell like a zoo within 6 months

God, your mattress is going to be disgusting.

Can confirm. My mattress smells like someone died in it

 

[bobawesome]

Spoiler

"How disgusting."

 

[nilbog21]

In my experience you need to buy a bedsheet about x4 as big as the size of your mattress. Sleeping without a bed sheet makes me CRINGE. The Textures...... EWW

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

No, stop. Put that fitted sheet back on. PUT IT ON, YOU BEAST!

Spoiler

Make your damn bed.

 

[xxracerxx]

I got a fiver says OP wasn't washing his sheets in the first place.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Might as well sleep directly on your avatar, OP

 

[Zeliard]

Seriously?

 

[injurai]

 

[strata8]

Can confirm. My mattress smells like someone died in it

Do you shower before you go to bed?

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Guys, I think I'm going to quit wearing socks. Fuck socks

 

[SwiftDeath]

Nah man fuck socks

I don't understand how we don't have a better solution for wearing shoes in this the year 2014

Edit: WTF HalfBakedProphet? lol

 

[RaySpencer]

I get the feeling that a lot of people dont actually know how to make a bed correctly.

 

[Mistel]

I took the title literally was most disappointed this was not the case.

 

[Konka]

Because a mattress isn't comfortable at all.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Edit: WTF HalfBakedProphet? lol

great minds think alike!

Lol at new thread title

 

[titusandronicus]

I guess it wouldn't smell too bad if you never have sex.

 

[AlexMogil]

I'll throw a towel on there.

hey handsome

 

[God Dayumm]

The ultimate gaffer: Doesn't wash bedsheets, does not use bedsheets, sleeps naked, uses no soap because it damages the oils in his skin, pees in the shower and is circumcised (and does not tip)

Spoiler

and has pee bottles

 

[davepoobond]

Grown man doesn't know how to make a bed, declares sexual fetish for linens on video game forum.

Story of my life.

 

[JBourne]

Disgusting.

 

[Revson]

Really?

 

[XenodudeX]

kinda want to fight the OP right now

 

[Deleted member 325805]

My undersheet is always peeling off during the night since I'm a restless sleeper, it's so fucking annoying. It doesn't matter how well I tuck it under the mattress it always pops out.

 

[noquarter]

Get some sheet straps

Keeps the fitted sheet from getting loose. The top sheet and comforter are pretty easy to straighten up in the morning.

Sleeping with out sheets sounds pretty nasty. Not something I could do.

 

[Rhaknar]

Wait, so you just lay on the bare mattress?

...what?

 

[velociraptor]

No bed sheets? That's barbaric.

I have at least 2 bedsheets between me and my mattress at all times. I sometimes put three if I can.

Seriously, I could never sleep on a bare mattress. It feels disgusting.. and it is disgusting.

 

[NintendoGal]

Here's a suggestion for a few of you:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004I3VDWY...olid=3MAD926NHGQLH&coliid=IS577D9HTOOI3&psc=1

 

[FairyD]

Get some sheet straps



Keeps the fitted sheet from getting loose. The top sheet and comforter are pretty easy to straighten up in the morning.

Sleeping with out sheets sounds pretty nasty. Not something I could do.

I have a variation of this. Makes changing the sheets easy.

 

[Coffee Dog]

what the fuck? bedsheets are aight, just wash every month or therabouts and they feel comfy as hell.

 

[tirminyl]

This thread again, lol. Just reading through is making me want to change my sheets again.

 

[Volimar]

 

[xxracerxx]

what the fuck? bedsheets are aight, just wash every month or therabouts and they feel comfy as hell.

A month seems like a long time...two weeks max for me.

 

[Deleted member 325805]

Get some sheet straps



Keeps the fitted sheet from getting loose. The top sheet and comforter are pretty easy to straighten up in the morning.

Sleeping with out sheets sounds pretty nasty. Not something I could do.

You may have just changed my life forever.

 

[Cipherr]

Wait what? You people sleep on beds without bedsheets?