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Fucking hell, I think my sister in law wants to smash....

Rentahamster

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The actions of being comfortable with another person because they are family can also overlap with the actions of flirtatious interest - eye contact, closer acceptable personal space proximity, friendly compliments, etc. Couple that with your horniness because you were obviously turned on by her. Plus the common phenomenon of married men being stuck with one girl for the rest of their lives and therefore sometimes fantasizing about other women.

It's not just you too, it happens to a lot of people.

She put her hands on my lap several times.
Making compliments several times.
Alwasy notices everything on me. Comments on hair cuts etc.
Even last new years when no one was around in the room and i was chilling on the sofa she slid her foot under my legs.

I never react to anything just zone out , work too much always stressed and tired. I think she is just pushing the limits, see how far she can get.

Don't let your penis warp your reality processing engine.



Maintain the contract that you and your wife agreed upon. I'm glad you're keeping it in your pants but realize that much of this is in your head too.
 

Jtibh

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The actions of being comfortable with another person because they are family can also overlap with the actions of flirtatious interest - eye contact, closer acceptable personal space proximity, friendly compliments, etc. Couple that with your horniness because you were obviously turned on by her. Plus the common phenomenon of married men being stuck with one girl for the rest of their lives and therefore sometimes fantasizing about other women.

It's not just you too, it happens to a lot of people.



Don't let your penis warp your reality processing engine.



Maintain the contract that you and your wife agreed upon. I'm glad you're keeping it in your pants but realize that much of this is in your head too.
All her ques are of physical nature so its very obvious.

But i am a gentlemen and dont cheat.

I had this designer working for me had many meetings with her and also some dinners into the night. She was willing but not once was i interested.

I like to fantasize but i never act it out.
I could, i know when someone wants me, its easy to tell. When a woman wants you, they will make sure you know.

Besides my one and only true love is my daughter. And therefor i would never hurt her in any way.
She needs to have a solid family . I would never take that away from her for some meaningles fucking.
 

Rentahamster

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All her ques are of physical nature so its very obvious.
Maybe she totally is, I don't know. I'm not her. I'm not there. I don't know how hot or desirable you are. However, my general life rule is that when husbands tell me how much other women find them attractive, I don't believe it. It's the exception to the rule, due to the reasons stated prior regarding hormone-influenced reality perception. The majority of exceptions that I have ever seen IRL is when the husbands in question are legit hot/rich/famous. It's not impossible for average joe married dude to mysteriously become the object of desire, but it's a lot more likely that it's all in their head.

I could, i know when someone wants me, its easy to tell. When a woman wants you, they will make sure you know.
Careful now . . .



Besides my one and only true love is my daughter. And therefor i would never hurt her in any way.
She needs to have a solid family . I would never take that away from her for some meaningles fucking.
Very good. This is important.
 
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Entroyp

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How hard do you think a divorce would hit you financially? Taking into account that you have a mad woman on the other end hell bent on ripping you to pieces.

I’m not saying don’t do it.. just think about all the consequences first.
 

MastAndo

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...but seriously, don't. The juice ain't worth the squeeze when it comes to stuff like this. There is no scenario where this ends up working out for you - even the best case one will weigh on you, unless you're a sociopath.
 

Kamina

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Dude, go to your wife next chance, undress her and have crazy sex with her.
Repeat this every time you are horny for her sister.
Eventually your wife will have satisfied you so much that you wont have enough hormones left to be seduced by her sister.
 
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Jtibh

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Maybe she totally is, I don't know. I'm not her. I'm not there. I don't know how hot or desirable you are. However, my general life rule is that when husbands tell me how much other women find them attractive, I don't believe it. It's the exception to the rule, due to the reasons stated prior regarding hormone-influenced reality perception. The majority of exceptions that I have ever seen IRL is when the husbands in question are legit hot/rich/famous. It's not impossible for average joe married dude to mysteriously become the object of desire, but it's a lot more likely that it's all in their head.


Careful now . . .




Very good. This is important.
My wife always tells me i am hot and desirable till i open my mouth and start talking 😂😂😂😂

I can tell you though and dont ask my why this is but most women like my artistic side.
I had some clients who expressed their desire towards me in the past and they all said they liked my artistic side.
Turns them on.
I am also very decent looking even now for my age.
Another turn on for women is how you treat your kid
Me and my daughter are very close. Several times in public do women comment on me and her about how they can see how much she is in love with me.
They just know i treat her well and maybe that just translates in their mind that i am a good catch dont know.

At my age i been around the block and i just know when women like me or want something from me.

I know i have potential but again i know my priorities and my family is number one.
If she ever leaves thats a different story but then more so than ever before i would dedicate all my time on my daughter.

You know they say girls are different than boys. The way they look at you like no other woman ever will. It is all true.
 

Roronoa Zoro

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Oh what's that? You have a hot wife with a slightly hotter sister who also wants to bang you? You poor thing I can't think of a worse situation. Can ya send her my way?
 

ExpandKong

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Just fuck her in the ass, it's not cheating if it's anal trust me I'm the number one ranked lawyer in the world.

Dude, go to your wife next chance, undress her and have crazy sex with her.
Repeat this every time you are horny for her sister.

This also works for when your wife does something to piss you off. Want to sleep in on Saturday morning but she wakes you up early to watch the kids so she can go get her hair done at the last second? Been planning all week to get drunk and play Halo or whatever with the fellas but her favorite restaurant just opened back up and she has to go right now? Just smile and do it while you think about pushing her face up against the headboard later.
 

O-N-E

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Who the fuck said take action shots? You are talking up these women like they are Carmen Electra. Give us some wanking material of these women. Dont act like you dont have an Only Fans with your wife.

-Arcadia- -Arcadia- You were this man's fellow Ranger. How violently are you shaking right now?
 
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Women can sometimes be flirty, jealous, and/or manipulative. If you wanted to risk everything for a fling she will 99% sure find out about, you would need more "hard" evidence to back up your claim.
 
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kittoo

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Unless you want me dead and buried before the amber alert goes out...
Ill just ignore it. We have a one year old girl now I aint about to do anything stupid, but whoooowwww boy.

funny story is her sister i was originally attracted to when I first saw her at uni. Her sis and her look exactly alike. I saw her sister gave a glancr and walked away, the day later i thought I saw her again but this time it was my wife andI said hi, got her number asked her out etc. To then find out when we started dating that they were related and I asked out a diff one without knowing it, welp lol im a happy man though.
Ooooohhhh boy.
The ones who get away are worst (or the best) case of blue balls. This is danger territory.
There was a girl who I really liked (huge boobs too :p hers were like double D or something. I digress) and we were together for a few nights but not much happened and then she suddenly stopped talking to me. It's been 6 years. I am married to a much better looking girl now and yet sometimes I still wonder what could've been. I won't even know what I would do if she did these things to me.
Stay away man! This is a dangerous road.
 

-Arcadia-

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Who the fuck said take action shots? You are talking up these women like they are Carmen Electra. Give us some wanking material of these women. Dont act like you dont have an Only Fans with your wife.
-Arcadia- -Arcadia- You were this man's fellow Ranger. How violently are you shaking right now?

Statement

As Power Rangers, we take a fundamental oath to do right by the people we share the world with, regardless of race, creed, or gender.

I was shocked and saddened to hear about the red Power Ranger's conduct. Nikana's views on women are unacceptable, and worse, create an even more threatening workplace for the Rangers. Effective immediately, we will either be replacing him with the green Ranger, who was always cooler anyway, or as a last resort, Walker Texas Ranger.

Thank you all for your support during this difficult time.
 

Nikana

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Statement

As Power Rangers, we take a fundamental oath to do right by the people we share the world with, regardless of race, creed, or gender.

I was shocked and saddened to hear about the red Power Ranger's conduct. Nikana's views on women are unacceptable, and worse, create an even more threatening workplace for the Rangers. Effective immediately, we will either be replacing him with the green Ranger, who was always cooler anyway, or as a last resort, Walker Texas Ranger.

Thank you all for your support during this difficult time.

Id like to see you fucking try. You gave up the coin. You will not take mine under any circumstance. Your precious Tommy also turned his back on the Rangers and killed many of them. Don't you read comics? Shattered Grid. Look it up. Then you will have an idea of how I will slay every last one you.
 

Kamina

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Statement

As Power Rangers, we take a fundamental oath to do right by the people we share the world with, regardless of race, creed, or gender.

I was shocked and saddened to hear about the red Power Ranger's conduct. Nikana's views on women are unacceptable, and worse, create an even more threatening workplace for the Rangers. Effective immediately, we will either be replacing him with the green Ranger, who was always cooler anyway, or as a last resort, Walker Texas Ranger.

Thank you all for your support during this difficult time.
Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
 

TaySan

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Your penis has never seen active duty. You are not permitted to comment on sex and relationships until you lose your V-plates. Be gone child.
You really need to stop making assumptions about people you don't really know. And not like it matters, but yes i have lost my "V-plates", but it doesn't take a genius or a Ron Jeremey to know this is a bad idea for OP.
 
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hariseldon

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You really need to stop making assumptions about people you don't really know. And not like it matters, but yes i have lost my "V-plates", but it doesn't take a genius or a Ron Jeremey to know this is a bad idea for OP.
Sure you have. I believe you. You definitely aren’t a bullshitting wanker, honest.
 
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