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Fucking hell, I think my sister in law wants to smash....
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ExpandKong
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You know things are bad when you cant distinguish the incels from the chads any more as both types of groups couldn't be more cringy if they tried... "smash that pussy" lmao.
Spoken like someone who couldn't smash some puss if he drove a semi through a puss convention.
Cutty Flam
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Leon: It’s over
Claire: No. I have to find my brother.
Leon: You’re right. This is just the beginning.
ThatStupidLion
Member
would you mind putting me in touch with your sister in law?
NeoGiffer
Member
VN1X
Banned
Spoken like someone who couldn't smash some puss if he drove a semi through a puss convention.
Okay chad.
Sakura Doritos
Member
That is how every interesting physical art film starts.
levyjl1988
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REE Machine
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Slightly bigger than that, a little more plump.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
You clearly don't know your tit sizes. I would say those are in the DD area while you're saying nearly a D, and nobody underreports boob size, so that means at a charitable best between a C and a D.
ExpandKong
Banned
This is why I only measure in mouthfuls.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
What's your approach to measurement? It seems to me there are two ways you can go about it.
Method 1. Slice the boobs into chunks and put chunks into your mouth, spit them back out when full and put the next batch in, counting the successful mouthfuls of boob.
Method 2. Get as much water into your mouth as possible, spit the water into a measuring jug. Then dip the boobs into a full bowl of water with another bowl used to catch the displaced water. Measure the volume of displaced water with a measuring jug then divide the displaced water volume by the volume you got into your mouth.
Please say it's method 1.
ExpandKong
Banned
Method 2 if she freaky.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
Would a freaky lady not substitute marmite for the water?
ExpandKong
Banned
Christ man, that's college freaky I'm an old man now.
bronk
Banned
Whaaaaaa?! Gotta show your Gaf bros at least neck down.
Patrick S.
Banned
So say we all.
Vicetrailia
Member
You could always tell your wife that it's your fantasy to smash them both, see what she says.
Patrick S.
Banned
Honestly, I'd probably do that xD
Prison Mike
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REE Machine
Banned
Leta be honest I've only been with three women roughly the same tit size and I never bothered looking it up lol
HotPocket69
Banned
Did OP fuck those tittyballs yet?
And where are the pics of this broad
And where are the pics of this broad
REE Machine
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ExpandKong
Banned
Oh yeah you definitely married the wrong sister then, way to go dipshit.
REE Machine
Banned
My wife has almost close to the same size, not fully there but almost.
HotPocket69
Banned
Cool bro. My uncle works for Nintendo.
ExpandKong
Banned
Well you know what you've got to post next, then.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
Yes. That won’t bite you in the ass at all.
REE Machine
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iput. A half hour timer on it, thought you cucks were wuicker than that ill upload maybe it again in a few
REE Machine
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lock2k
Banned
He just cropped the tits of Snooki from Jersey Shore and sent them. lol
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Lol. Fun fanfic thread. Does she also brush up against your cock and pretend its an accident?
Vyse1800
Member
Yeah. But first, you want to get her warmed up, under the covers, nice and cozy. Tell her given the opportunity.. you'd like to be balls deep in her sister and blow a huge load in her.
REE Machine
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Vicetrailia
Member
At the same time, I'm sure they did some stuff in college
REE Machine
Banned
There will be no banging, just jerk off fantasy in the shower
Potato Chip PRO
Member
Sounds like you already have a hot wife and just smash her into Oblivion to release all that negative chii. Op, you fuck this up and you'll end up humping your pillows on an old ass couch.
carlosrox
Banned
When I was 27 I messed up a 3some with my newly 19 year old half White, half Asian GF.
Her friend was a bit tipsy and frisky and trying to make out with her and they were both gonna come over and drink with me at my place at around 2am.
I literally said I was too tired and the place was too messy to have guests over.
I came to my senses about 20 mins later but it was too late.
I will never forgive myself for that one. I dunno if I'll ever get that chance again.
Her friend was a bit tipsy and frisky and trying to make out with her and they were both gonna come over and drink with me at my place at around 2am.
I literally said I was too tired and the place was too messy to have guests over.
I came to my senses about 20 mins later but it was too late.
I will never forgive myself for that one. I dunno if I'll ever get that chance again.
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TrainedRage
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I like this thread, takes the heat off me.
MaestroMike
Member
Hook your cousin up ppl can always change they're both single don't be greedy
I feel like ya dun goofed and missed out on a once in a lifetime opportunity but trying to bang two chicks at the same time and maintaining a decent performance while not gassing out too early seems kinda challenging
bronk
Banned
Aw wtf I missed it lol
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
OP, just straight up ask if she's coming on to you and report back what she says.
REE Machine
Banned
Maybe tomorrow
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