G/A/F: Male soldiers develop breasts, but only on left side

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An elite military Guards battalion is growing boobs because of the way they drill, a shock military medical report had revealed in Germany.

Dozens of soldiers in the Wachbataillon unit - which performs close drill displays at official events - are said to be stricken with a condition which stimulates male mammary glands.

Experts say the repeated slapping of the soldiers' heavy rifles in the same spot on the left side of their chests during drills has stimulated the glands to produce hormones, causing boobs to sprout on one side only.

The condition - called one sided gynecomastia - has been diagnosed in 74 per cent of battalion members who presented to army medics with concerns over the growths.

Director of plastic surgery at the military hospital in Berlin, Professor Bjorn Krapohl, confirmed: "There is a very significant link between the activity in the Guard Battalion and the development of the breast on the left side.

"They need to change the way they drill. The constant slamming of the rifles against the left hand side of the chest is clearly a significant factor," he added.

Official figures show that out of 211 male patients operated on for the condition, 35 were from the elite Wachbataillon.
http://germanherald.com/news/Germany_in_Focus/2013-01-21/2243/Bra-Gade_of_Guards
 

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So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.
 
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So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.
this reminds me of what happens in every pervy anime and manga. theres always the girl that molests all the other girls tits, and then the victim always screams, 'NO! if you play with them theyll get even bigger!.' always thought it was just some creepy anime trope but now it might actually be a real thing? huh.
 
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So slapping a woman's tits around might cause them to grow? Somehow I already suspected this...I'm not even sure why I thought it though. For some reason I had some theory in my head about microtearing and rebuliding. It's weird that trauma would cause sex hormones though.
Don't you get any ideas.
 
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oh my god this is so completely my thing you have no idea


I remember hearing that this works with women too.
http://travel.cnn.com/bangkok/shop/ladies-come-thailand-and-get-your-boobs-smacked-809478
I need to start up this business in this country. Who's with me? I can't imagine a more fulfilling, rewarding job.
there is no sound more satisfying. No heft that feels more pleasing to the hand. It's like the weight of heaven itself.
 
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