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Sauce: http://kotaku.com/5032364/ultimate-shovelware-shit-game

video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxA4shqwE5Q

download here: http://doomlaser.com/dev/shitgame.zip

official site: http://doomlaser.com/a-game-by-any-other-name-would-still-be-shit

Stumbled across this on Reddit when I was looking for evergreen features earlier in the week. If you like monochrome graphics, inscrutable physics, confusing environmental interaction, floating hairy turds/eyeballs and half-assed production values, you'll love Shit Game, an ode to game programming's less-creative endeavors.

Indie programmer Mark Johns says he developed this in about a week back in February. The (world exclusive!!!) trailer is above, and the game (for Windows PC) is available for download from his site. The soundtrack is trailer only, [b
Johns says the in-game soundtrack is entirely pop music done in MIDI. Sounds even shittier.[/b]
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol when the title screen hit i just couldnt stop laughing.
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

However, the theme playing when the title screen came up was strangely good, like classic Megaman chiptune good.
 
That video sold me.

edit: okay, the title music is cool and then the first level music is a chip tune-like rendition of Smashmouth's Walking on the Sun?! WTF?

edit2: now it's No Doubt's Don't Speak?! :lol

Okay, I've tired of it...now. Fun little diversion for a minute, anyway.
 
Looks more artful than that game made by that french dude. Probably less shitty too.
 
I played until I had to start all the way back at the beginning of the black area with the diamond thingy and the skulls. I got like...4 screens in to that, I ain't doing it again.

It's fun though.
 
Awesome game but way too short. Love the contemporary 90s pop music remixes tho.
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Whats the 3rd' levels sound? that about the only good rendition I've seen with it, otherwise cheezy 90's midi makes this game creepy, in a 1995 kind of way.
 
MightyHedgehog said:
That video sold me.

edit: okay, the title music is cool and then the first level music is a chip tune-like rendition of Smashmouth's Walking on the Sun?! WTF?

edit2: now it's No Doubt's Don't Speak?! :lol

Okay, I've tired of it...now. Fun little diversion for a minute, anyway.
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The end music is
"All my life" by KC and JoJo
 
TheGreatDave said:
I played until I had to start all the way back at the beginning of the black area with the diamond thingy and the skulls. I got like...4 screens in to that, I ain't doing it again.

It's fun though.
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What was the music for this stage? Didn't sound like any songs I know.

EDIT: Apparently this is the soundtrack:
Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life
Smash Mouth - Walking On The Sun
No Doubt - Don't Speak
George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
U96 - Das Boot
KC and Jojo - All My Life
Berlin - Take My Breath Away
 
The level design was actually quite good and was fresh as an indie platformer. I like the method of defeating enemies in one level where you have to push the diamonds into them.

For such a short game, it's well thought out and fun.
 
i just spent 10 fucking minutes trying to get past that floating head.

then i just went the other way and he ignored me completely.

FUCK.
 
sp0rsk said:
Looks more artful than that game made by that french dude. Probably less shitty too.
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Well, at least the guy who made Shit Game isn't half as pretentious and immature as Eternity's Shit's developer.

Not that it's a hard thing to do, mind you.
 
akachan ningen said:
That wasn't a joke.
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The fact that that wasn't a joke makes me pity your very existence. The day you're able to create a game like Too Human, you'll have the right to say that, but since you don't know shit about creating big budget games like Too Human and are just a hater because it's popular to hate Too Human. So please, watch what you're saying.
 
Mr. Durden said:
The fact that that wasn't a joke makes me pity your very existence. The day you're able to create a game like Too Human, you'll have the right to say that, but since you don't know shit about creating big budget games like Too Human and are just a hater because it's popular to hate Too Human. So please, watch what you're saying.
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Please go back to GameFAQs.
 
Mr. Durden said:
The fact that that wasn't a joke makes me pity your very existence. The day you're able to create a game like Too Human, you'll have the right to say that, but since you don't know shit about creating big budget games like Too Human and are just a hater because it's popular to hate Too Human. So please, watch what you're saying.
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I can't criticize it because I've never made a game before, that's a new one...

And I hate it because I played the demo and it sucked. So please, don't make yourself sound like an idiot by making assumptions.
 
sp0rsk said:
Please go back to GameFAQs.
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Reminder: You're not a mod anymore.
akachan ningen said:
I can't criticize it because I've never made a game before, that's a new one...

And I hate it because I played the demo and it sucked. So please, don't make yourself sound like an idiot by making assumptions.
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Ok you wanna do it the hard way? Please tell me, what kind of advice does this guy have to offer to Dyack? Please tell me
 
akachan ningen said:
Okay, I'll shut up. But at least in Shit Game you need to be precise with your jumps. In TH, you can win just by twirling the right stick. No precision needed.

Durden: ^
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So if this guy is such a great dev, how come he isn't making a 3D platformer, with actual colors and polygons and stuff. I'm sure Dyack would be able to make a game like "shit game" with maybe even colors added.
sp0rsk said:
That's why I asked you nicely.
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I'm sorry then. I should probably thank you properly next time.
 
Mr. Durden said:
So if this guy is such a great dev, how come he isn't making a 3D platformer, with actual colors and polygons and stuff. I'm sure Dyack would be able to make a game like "shit game" with maybe even colors added.
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You said "you make me pity your very existence". It is a very stupid remark, no matter the "crime".
 
Srider said:
Yeah1!!! you... You... You can talk when you have can the penthouse pets interview you!

Shit GAME!@!!!!@
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I have in fact been interviewed by penthouse pets, but I one upped Dyack by having raunchy sex with them afterwords(A2M, anyone). So, I can talk all the smack I want.
 
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