[02:47] <Serafitia> I can kinda relate to him too, from all the flack that he's taken on the forums.
Like any good lie, I had to put a bit of truth into it. I didn't have anything against Alpha, but when I realized he let everyone in the know about the prank, man, what a little bitch. 
[02:47] <Willco> Half that flack you've given him!
[02:50] <Serafitia> That wasn't really serious.
[02:50] <Serafitia> Kinda like that last time you got punk'd, he didn't take any of the things I said personal.
[02:51] <Willco> Why would he? I was the one punk'd, so to speak.
[02:52] <Serafitia> Hey, you went and changed user names. You were wounded pretty badly.
[02:52] <Willco> I was doing that to begin with.
[02:52] <Serafitia> Go ahead, play it down.
[02:53] <Willco> I'm not playing it down!
[02:53] <Willco> You think a bit too much of yourself, but that's okay.
[02:53] <Serafitia> I'm just saying, I really admired the way alpha would shrug off what people said about him.
[02:55] <Willco> ... k.
[02:57] <Serafitia> Whatever, just try to keep your mouth shut about it.
[02:57] <Serafitia> I'd really appreciate it.
I was fearing he'd chicken out, so I egged him on.
[02:57] <Willco> That came out really nice and polite!
[02:58] <Serafitia> Knowing you, you're probably planning on getting back at ma.
I said this just to remind him of what I wanted him to do.
[02:58] <Willco> You think I'm that shallow, Sera?
[02:58] <Willco> I'm sad.
[02:58] <Willco> I've sat on information for quite some time now.
[02:58] <Serafitia> How long?
[02:58] <Serafitia> And why didn't you tell me before?
[02:58] <Willco> Was there a reason to?
[02:58] <Willco> I was also kinda pissed at you.
[02:59] <Serafitia> Yeah, you are a sensitive little wuss.
Here I am, egging him on further. Keep on the path I've set for you, you little lemming.
[02:59] <Serafitia> Almost forgot about that.
[02:59] <Serafitia>

[02:59] <Willco> And you have a heart of ice.
[02:59] <Willco> We all have our shortcomings.
[03:00] <Serafitia> How would you know what my heart's made of?
[03:00] <Serafitia> You've never been in it.
[03:00] <Serafitia> And perhaps that's why you envy Alpha.
[03:00] <Serafitia> Am I right?
How can anyone NOT see through this?
[03:00] <Willco> HHHHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:00] <Serafitia> Forced laughter
[03:00] <Serafitia> I knew it.
[03:00] <Willco> Yes.
[03:01] <Willco> That was kind of mean, I guess.
[03:01] <Willco> LOL <--- Better?
I can't stand people that type LOL. This renewed my resolve to utterly decimate Will Federman. Federman >:O
[03:06] <Serafitia> I asked nicely, but if you know what's good for you, you'll keep this info to yourself.
STAY ON THE PATH, BOY. STAY ON THE PATH.
[03:06] <Willco> I get the feeling like you're not happy with me.
[03:06] <Willco> Wait, is that a threat?
[03:06] <Willco> I can tell you, I do not respond well to THREATS.
[03:06] <Serafitia> I'd take that reply and responding well.
[03:07] <Willco> That made no sense.
[03:08] <Serafitia> and = as
[03:08] <Serafitia> I typo when I'm riled.