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GAF History and Quote Backstory

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Lemurnator

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Upon reading this archive hosted by our good pal Goodcow I've discovered many GAF quotes that I'm just DYING to know the backstory of. I've been around here a while but I've missed a LOT of really classic stuff. I've never really known GAFs history past around 2003 or 2002 when I first signed up and after reading that archive it seems like it'd be pretty interesting.

One quote I'm particularly interested in hearing about is this:

"Alright, I'm sick and tired of this.

But this isn't for you, not any of the gossipy muckety muck gutterfucking cock jockeys who can't mind their own business and thrive on people's controversies when they've done nothing to deserve them.

Whoever brought this out, I'll let you have your satisfaction: whatever you tried to do, you succeeded royally at messing up my real life. Go ahead and smile or whatever it is inhuman jackasses like you do. It won't change the fact that I know exactly who I am and I don't really care if anyone else doubts it. It matters not one bit when nothing changes for the reality of me: one Japanese guy living in Japan.

That's the last thing I have to say the GA Forum.

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But this.

This is for you.

I know you're reading this. I also know you can understand this. I still don't know how you got all this information, but I'll find out. I admit I don't know how someone could be so damn screwy in the head to go through all the effort you've gone through, especially over me.

But that doesn't change the fact that on top of that, I know who you are now. Yeah, go ahead and shake your head like I'm bluffing. You know in the depths of your nasty, mean little heart that I'm telling the truth.

You'll find out soon enough what the consequences are for doing what you've done to me over the past year and a half.

There's going to be no more fear, and no more harassment, at least not on my side. I'm going to live normally again no matter what you do.

I'd just like to let you know that's nothing changed in the last ten years. Oh yes. I've grown up and gone to live in the US and come back here and all that, but I'm still just as violent and cruel as you remember. If anything, I've only gotten stronger.

If you do one more thing to me...know this: no one will be able to hear you scream. And I won't make it quick.

And if you think you can use this for evidence, well you know now that what used to be your strength is now your weakness: no one will be able to track it to the real me.

-FoxSpiritShadow"

Pretty scarey shit.

I also have to express my appreciation to goodcow for hosting this stuff. Goodcow remains one of my favorite posters with little to no explanation at all.
 
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foxspiritshadow was my old tag. that is a message i sent to DM after the bucs beat the 49ers in the 2002 divisional playoff game.
 

MC Safety

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The serafakia quote is pretty good, too. A lot of GAFools were caught with their pantaloons down when "her" fraud was revealed.
 

Lemurnator

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Matlock said:
Kitsune was a guy who talked about being in Japan all the time, and went apeshit when he was found out to be living in/near Irvine, California. He now posts as Bebpo.

kidding, or am I

Oh snap!

That's kind of a retarded thing to lie about... how pathetic (and stupid) do you have to be?
 

Lemurnator

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MC Safety said:
The serafakia quote is pretty good, too. A lot of GAFools were caught with their pantaloons down when "her" fraud was revealed.

If "she" were only meant as a joke. : ( It would have been the greatest thing in history.

Alas it was a fucked up persons fantasy world, and not the severe ownage it could have been.
 

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
foxspiritshadow was my old tag. that is a message i sent to DM after the bucs beat the 49ers in the 2002 divisional playoff game.

I thought you said that game never happened, you are caught in your lies!!!
 
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But this

This is for you.

I'd just like to let you know that's nothing changed in the last ten years. Oh yes. I've grown up and gone to live in the US and come back here and all that, but I'm still just as violent and cruel as you remember. If anything, I've only gotten stronger.

That was pretty great. Did anyone find out who "YOU" was? To me he sounds like an evil child molestor who is coming back to give someone an extra nasty molestoring.
 

Ford Prefect

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"Alright, I'm sick and tired of this.

But this isn't for you, not any of the gossipy muckety muck gutterfucking cock jockeys who can't mind their own business and thrive on people's controversies when they've done nothing to deserve them.

Whoever brought this out, I'll let you have your satisfaction: whatever you tried to do, you succeeded royally at messing up my real life. Go ahead and smile or whatever it is inhuman jackasses like you do. It won't change the fact that I know exactly who I am and I don't really care if anyone else doubts it. It matters not one bit when nothing changes for the reality of me: one Japanese guy living in Japan.

That's the last thing I have to say the GA Forum.

-----

But this.

This is for you.

I know you're reading this. I also know you can understand this. I still don't know how you got all this information, but I'll find out. I admit I don't know how someone could be so damn screwy in the head to go through all the effort you've gone through, especially over me.

But that doesn't change the fact that on top of that, I know who you are now. Yeah, go ahead and shake your head like I'm bluffing. You know in the depths of your nasty, mean little heart that I'm telling the truth.

You'll find out soon enough what the consequences are for doing what you've done to me over the past year and a half.

There's going to be no more fear, and no more harassment, at least not on my side. I'm going to live normally again no matter what you do.

I'd just like to let you know that's nothing changed in the last ten years. Oh yes. I've grown up and gone to live in the US and come back here and all that, but I'm still just as violent and cruel as you remember. If anything, I've only gotten stronger.

If you do one more thing to me...know this: no one will be able to hear you scream. And I won't make it quick.

And if you think you can use this for evidence, well you know now that what used to be your strength is now your weakness: no one will be able to track it to the real me.

-FoxSpiritShadow"
That's so great :lol

That's just too good: any chance this was all for show, or was he totally serious? :lol
 

DCharlie

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i think a few jGaffers tried to hook with him, but he was always not available.

*shrug* even if he was a made up character or was stretching about where he was located, the contents of one or two of his posts shame the entirety of GAF recently.

Lol - actually, would i die of shock if Kitsune turned out to be 108 AKA Tim Rogers? Probably not
 

EviLore

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After I exposed kitsune to be posting from california (when he made it a point to mention that he was living in japan in all of his posts), and he had the apparent paranoid delusion quoted here, he moved to the quarter to three forum (since I banned him from GAF, heh) where he hit it off with all the bearded old men game journalists and developers. Eventually he started writing articles for the non-forum part of QT3, in a series called "our man in japan" (heh). He has since disappeared.
 

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EviLore said:
After I exposed kitsune to be posting from california (when he made it a point to mention that he was living in japan in all of his posts), and he had the apparent paranoid delusion quoted here, he moved to the quarter to three forum (since I banned him from GAF, heh) where he hit it off with all the bearded old men game journalists and developers. Eventually he started writing articles for the non-forum part of QT3, in a series called "our man in japan" (heh). He has since disappeared.


Freaky.
 
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EviLore said:
After I exposed kitsune to be posting from california (when he made it a point to mention that he was living in japan in all of his posts), and he had the apparent paranoid delusion quoted here, he moved to the quarter to three forum (since I banned him from GAF, heh) where he hit it off with all the bearded old men game journalists and developers. Eventually he started writing articles for the non-forum part of QT3, in a series called "our man in japan" (heh). He has since disappeared.

So who the hell was the person he used to be unusually cruel to when they were little or whatever?
 

Ghost

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So he STILL tells people he lives in Japan?


Thats pretty fucking stupid. Guy needs help.
 
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Ghost said:
So he STILL tells people he lives in Japan?


Thats pretty fucking stupid. Guy needs help.

Well, maybe you are just a

some "japanese" dude said:
gossipy muckety muck gutterfucking cock jockey
 

Ichirou

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That is so very, very sad. Sadly, I've met innumerable geeks to whom Japan is some sort of weird gaming/animation/nerd mecca.

...

Makes ME feel special, though. ;)
 

Yamaha98

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Speaking of GAF history, whats the story behind the "protect the hive" jokes that occassionally appear. Never understood that one.
 

slayn

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kitsune, after that happened, also worked with me and pana on our homebrew gba stuff for a while.

he just sorta up and disappeared from there as well with no real explanation.
 

psycho_snake

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I have been here for quite a while and do remember some of the greatest GAF moments such as megat0n and leguna's halo 2 problem, but there is a lot of stuff that i have missed.

Since we are remembering old times here, can someone tell me who serafakia is and who exactly was mina?
 
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psycho_snake said:
Since we are remembering old times here, can someone tell me who serafakia is and who exactly was mina?

2 dudes masquerading as chicks. Serafakia got snapped posting pictures of "herself" and they were shots from some pretty girls blog, large thread on here with much ownage which lead to admittance etc.

I don't know anything about mina except some of his quotes seem to get posted here whenever something dumb happens, like Waychel trying to sue gaf, mina apparently had the "hookups to bring it all down on GAF" or some such. Also claimed that due to some kind of blackmail "GAFs Lifeblood" would be cut short as NPD wouldn't get posted here anymore.
 

BigGreenMat

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2 dudes masquerading as chicks. Serafakia got snapped posting pictures of "herself" and they were shots from some pretty girls blog, large thread on here with much ownage which lead to admittance etc.

I don't know anything about mina except some of his quotes seem to get posted here whenever something dumb happens, like Waychel trying to sue gaf, mina apparently had the "hookups to bring it all down on GAF" or some such. Also claimed that due to some kind of blackmail "GAFs Lifeblood" would be cut short as NPD wouldn't get posted here anymore.

Funny, Serafakia's choice of chick actually wasn't that pretty just normal. I remember Xbot Mina. Now that stunk to high heaven of Fat man parading as hot chick.
 

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Yamaha98 said:
Speaking of GAF history, whats the story behind the "protect the hive" jokes that occassionally appear. Never understood that one.

I think it's just a joke based on somebody referring to a GAF hive mentality, as if we all have the some opinions.



Does anybody know enough about waybackmachine (or other methods) to get quotes from the oldest GAFs? I'd really like to find a particular thread ot two from the PSX/N64 days of the board.
 

pollo

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All I remember from Kitsune was being really scared for your life Evilore =(.

He sounded pretty serious, plus if I remember correctly he was a huge nintendo fanboy.

He gave Drinky a run for his money when it came to superfluous reviews of games, though his were usually positive.
 

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catfish said:
2 dudes masquerading as chicks. Serafakia got snapped posting pictures of "herself" and they were shots from some pretty girls blog, large thread on here with much ownage which lead to admittance etc.

I don't know anything about mina except some of his quotes seem to get posted here whenever something dumb happens, like Waychel trying to sue gaf, mina apparently had the "hookups to bring it all down on GAF" or some such. Also claimed that due to some kind of blackmail "GAFs Lifeblood" would be cut short as NPD wouldn't get posted here anymore.
:lol it sucks that i missed those. Luckily i was there when waychel threatened to sue GAF. i wonder how she's doing...maybe I should ask morphix....

For some reason that reminds me, who was greekboy? He sounds like some infamous legend.
 

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Tazz vs Loki

Tazz accused Loki of stalking..........I remember things really got hilariously ugly in that thread. :lol



and lets nto forget Gigadent :lol
 

Excelion

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Kitsune's soul still burns. It's only a matter of time before a japanophile GAFFER cross the line again.
 

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Yamaha98 said:
Speaking of GAF history, whats the story behind the "protect the hive" jokes that occassionally appear. Never understood that one.
When negative news is posted about a certain company, that company's fanboys will "protect the hive" akin to worker bees' response when their hive is under attack.
 

Kabuki Waq

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basically Loki and Tazz became "friends" Online and exchanged quite a few emails. Then i think Tazz started to air their dirty laundry in a thread and accused Loki of stalking her and showing off his emails. Loki responded and then the battle began and lasted for what seemed like days.


It went back and forth , but at the end i forget who won. All i know is that fun was had by all.
 
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