Gaf Secrets. Round 2, FIGHT!

[Father_Mike]

ok penis story is obvously a sex story some one found on the internet.

still ""So, my cock isn’t normal, is it?\" she asked." it had me laughing, lol.

 

[Busty]

I've a feeling that last "secret" is going to lead to the closing of this thread. Perhaps you should edit it out?

Agreed. I think we should just in case someone from Chicks With Dicks Monthly takes offence at a poster, copy and pasting an entire page from their readers letters.... :lol

Dude, what the f*ck is it with GAF and sexual disfunction. Any other forum would be fill to the brim with stories of orgies with Eastern European hookers and threesomes with anonymous married couples.

But not GAF, no, we get anecdotes about guys f*cking horses and army brats with non regulation equipment.

 

[Bit-Bit]

Here's a few more. People aren't sending them in as much as earlier in the thread. Comon people, get to it..... pwease.

Ok time for a real secret and since this is really a secret of sorts, I thought I could get this off my chest.

I was once at this party and I got extremely drunk in doing so I accidentally got into some kind of sexual connotations with a man. The worst part about it is that this girl who was at the party claims she has pictures and constantly harasses me telling me if I don't give her money she will post them everywhere. Since I'm not gay and I don't want to have to deal with that kind of humiliation, I've been paying her off for almost a half a year now every other week I give her a portion of my check.

Another secret of sorts:

When I was a child (only 10) my dad would beat the hell out of me, I mean really bad...I often contemplated about going back to kill him...

When I was around 14, I was in a car trip with my mom and dad... 8 hour ride and being a little sh*t, I demanded to sit in the VERY back of our huge mini-van. I was all alone back there, and at one point in the trip I put a blanket over my pants, jerked off to veronica from archie comics, and came onto the blanket.

I folded the blanket, and on the way home my mom used the blanket the whole ride home.

Whoa, your mom never notice the stains?

I took a picture for gaf of me putting a dildo in my mini vagina... which is in my arm pit. The dildo wasnt mine... but my best friends girl friend. I told gaf I cleaned it off. What I ment was I cleaned it off with my mouth then i put it in my butt.

Yep, I've fallen in love with someone I've met on GAF. I talk to this person more than almost anyone in real life. More than anyone I talk to on AIM, for sure. I want to shoot myself for feeling this way.

Awwww, who is it?

 

[CajoleJuice]

That Archie comics one is pretty awesome. :lol

 

[BuddyC]

We had watched Monsters Inc a few days prior and for some reason after my wife and I had incredible sex I looked down at her and said, "Mike Wazowski!" in that little three year old voice. Wierdest thing I've ever heard of being said in bed.

:lol

 

[Father_Mike]

"I took a picture for gaf of me putting a dildo in my mini vagina... which is in my arm pit. The dildo wasnt mine... but my best friends girl friend. I told gaf I cleaned it off. What I ment was I cleaned it off with my mouth then i put it in my butt."


:lol

 

[YakiSOBA]

When I was around 14, I was in a car trip with my mom and dad... 8 hour ride and being a little sh*t, I demanded to sit in the VERY back of our huge mini-van. I was all alone back there, and at one point in the trip I put a blanket over my pants, jerked off to veronica from archie comics, and came onto the blanket.

I folded the blanket, and on the way home my mom used the blanket the whole ride home.

loooool wtf??

 

[Xzior]

We need more secrets over here.

 

[Father_Mike]

We need more secrets over here.

I know I think xmas killed this thread. we cant let that happen.

 

[Xzior]

This thread needs to be resurrected... quick, does someone know CPR?

 

[Escape Goat]

When I was around 14, I was in a car trip with my mom and dad... 8 hour ride and being a little sh*t, I demanded to sit in the VERY back of our huge mini-van. I was all alone back there, and at one point in the trip I put a blanket over my pants, jerked off to veronica from archie comics, and came onto the blanket.

I folded the blanket, and on the way home my mom used the blanket the whole ride home.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Junpei Heat]

I gotta a secret when I was in junior high we received text books that we were suppose to return at the end of semester but I always stopped coming to school near the end so.....I never returned them.

I"M A THEIF!

 

[YakiSOBA]

archie one wins this thread

/thread

 

[Mau ®]

Should we make another one? The 2007 edition? I have new secrets!

 

[DarkJediKnight]

A few nights ago as I was ****ing my girlfriend, I decided to be brave and "accidentally" slip my rock hard cock in her virgin ass. Unfortunately, her asshole is so tight that it felt like slamming into a Stargate that just closed. Anyways, I quickly tried it again but that was quite dumb and too late. She turned around and slapped me real hard on the face and called me an asshole! I've never been more humiliated in my life.

 

[grandjedi6]

A few nights ago as I was ****ing my girlfriend, I decided to be brave and "accidentally" slip my rock hard cock in her virgin ass. Unfortunately, her asshole is so tight that it felt like slamming into a Stargate that just closed. Anyways, I quickly tried it again but that was quite dumb and too late. She turned around and slapped me real hard on the face and called me an asshole! I've never been more humiliated in my life.

:lol :lol

 

[Garcia]

I decided to be brave and "accidentally" slip my rock hard cock in her virgin ass. Unfortunately, her asshole is so tight that it felt like slamming into a Stargate that just closed.

Exquisite description :lol

 

[Kylie_Karnage]

Do you guys still enjoy this type of thing? I do.

Tried to get back into my old account with no success, and after a long wait, I was granted another account!

So... I have a secret.

katastrophy is back and has moved to the west coast to join the SoCal Gaffers.

That earthquake was me stomping my big foot into California. Since I am unable to start a new thread right now: What's been crackin, GAF?

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I think there's a new thread for this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474156

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Do you guys still enjoy this type of thing? I do.

Tried to get back into my old account with no success, and after a long wait, I was granted another account!

So... I have a secret.

katastrophy is back and has moved to the west coast to join the SoCal Gaffers.

That earthquake was me stomping my big foot into California. Since I am unable to start a new thread right now: What's been crackin, GAF?

 

[Clydefrog]

this thread may be old but my god it's fuckin hilarious!!

 

[DarkFlow]

Do you guys still enjoy this type of thing? I do.

Tried to get back into my old account with no success, and after a long wait, I was granted another account!

So... I have a secret.

katastrophy is back and has moved to the west coast to join the SoCal Gaffers.

That earthquake was me stomping my big foot into California. Since I am unable to start a new thread right now: What's been crackin, GAF?

Necro thread! Glad to see your off to a good start on this account...

 

[Kylie_Karnage]

I think there's a new thread for this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474156