CyberPanda
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Hello Gaf. I was wondering which member on GAF would you want to be your father? What activities would you like to do with this particular 'father figure? I'm excited to read your responses. :3
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GAFam, which GAF member would you want to be your dad?
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Cybrwzrd
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Bootyful
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Xaero Gravity
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ZeroGravity
I'd like whoever was my dad to teach me about girls. How to seduce them and how to pleasure them.
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CyberPanda
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lol
Would you watch your Gaf dad pleasure other women?
I'd like whoever was my dad to teach me about girls. How to seduce them and how to pleasure them.
Bootyful
Banned
If it was part of the learning process, I'd consider it. Maybe him and I can even do some co-op.
CyberPanda
Banned
That's adorable!!!
Bootyful
Banned
I'll be your daddy though.
CyberPanda
Banned
lmao
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
None of you would qualify to be my dad because my real dad is disappointed at how I turned out, and I know that all of you admire me greatly.
Weilthain
Banned
I’ll be your dad
triplestation
Member
I'll be your dad for $11/hr
GamingKaiju
Member
Cunth
would be my choice I imagine his life would be like living in comedy.
triplestation
would be that cool stepdad that has a Harley and wears shades.
triplestation
Member
I grimace as I pull the cigarette out of my mouth and pour some of my beer into the pancake mix
Tesseract
Banned
off duty ninja
respect
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Papa
Banned
I’ll be your dad. I’m already smashing your mom, might as well.
Righto Jimmy Carr
TrainedRage
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Musky_Cheese
would be my dad. He would take me to ball games and let me stay up late smoking and gaming.
Musky_Cheese
Banned
Not with that ginger hair son. You definitely getting treated differently compared to the rest of the children
pennythoughts
Member
My dad is dead so I'm essentially wishing for someone here to be dead.
So none.
So none.
CyberPanda
Banned
ROMhack
Member
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
haxan7
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Tesseract
so he can corrupt my young self with black metal and bitchesOr
MetalAlien
so I can build custom trucks and ride in the desert, surviving in a post apocalyptic setting
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CyberPanda
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S
SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
lol you have daddy issues
knew it!
knew it!
CyberPanda
Banned
I actually do. My real father was a complete douche.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Fix that by being a good father yourself smh.
CyberPanda
Banned
True. Thanks for the advice.
DunDunDunpachi
Patient MembeR
You're too rebellious and would be sent to shmup boarding school.
I'm sure there's an anime about it.
GamingKaiju
Member
DunDunDunpachi
I’d be a unruly child just so I could go to a boarding school shit would be hogwarts but with drugs and a better education.
SurprisedPikachu
Member
Nobody_Important
so I can be the rebellious teenager and tell him his ideology and political leanings are stupid, but still love him anyway.
Ailynn
for mom of the year though.
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BlackOlivesMatter
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Don't seem to see my name mentioned....
brap
Banned
If you can somehow hook me up with Emma you can be my daddy
Don't seem to see my name mentioned....
iconmaster
Banned
Also
DunDunDunpachi
. We'd play some cool games together. I'd try a schump just to humor my pops.
DunDunDunpachi
Patient MembeR
The thread said "dad" not "alcoholic estranged mother"
Don't seem to see my name mentioned....
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
It's 2019....did you just assume my alcohol tolerance?
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Sorry, I guess that makes you a bastard thenIf you can somehow hook me up with Emma you can be my daddy
