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[The Technomancer]

Obligatory:

 

[Kaldea]

:lol :lol :lol

Welp, I sure have to get into being paid to play games then. I'm gaming for free like a chump.

 

[Cmagus]

people are making money from this lol $10.00 and ill play final fantasy xiv with you all night gamertag Neogaf Prostitute

 

[Gravijah]

:lol :lol :lol

Welp, I sure have to get into being paid to play games then. I'm gaming for free like a chump.

O CRAP URA GIRL?

CHECK UR PSN CHECK UR PSN

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I wonder if i can play kinect with her.

For 5 minutes before she gets winded.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

The girl on the left..

isnt she on WCG Ultimate Gamer this season?

 

[MMaRsu]

So what's up with the chick who looks like an orange?

 

[riceandbeans]

Biggest waste of money ever.

There are females on XBL. Run into at least one or two cool chicks a week.

Matter of fact...

Take the cash, go to the strip club, get a lap dance, actually see the girl naked, extra tip for motorboat, profit.

 

[LiK]

So what's up with the chick who looks like an orange?

fake tans ftw?

 

[a Master Ninja]

*waits patiently for hilarious stories*

 

[BooJoh]

You realize people prostitute for a reason, right?

ok, I see your edit. Doesn't change my opinion. Trying to look sexy by dual-wielding fake PSMove wands is ridiculous no matter how poor you are.

 

[Gravijah]

ok, I see your edit. Doesn't change my opinion. Trying to look sexy by dual-wielding fake PSMove wands is ridiculous no matter how poor you are.

at least his avatar doesn't have a fake DS

 

[jediyoshi]

Am I seeing the one in the middle's hairline correctly?

 

[Rezbit]

Is this really going to work? All I can see is people paying however much it is to fuck around with these people offering this "service (???)".

 

[GillianSeed79]

I love the expressions on number 3, 5 and 7 in original pic.

3 looks mentally disabled, 5 has a Trudy WTF am I doing here face and 7 - jesust christ people are paying for this?

 

[Alucrid]

Am I seeing the one in the middle's hairline correctly?

Sheeeeet. :lol

 

[BooJoh]

at least his avatar doesn't have a fake DS

Where are you going with this? :lol

 

[wwm0nkey]

Wait...there is an option for males to play with girls and get paid as well? hmmmmmmmm.

 

[Jimrpg]

hmm - by my calculations it costs $36 an hour and someone can make $21 an hour...

u know it would make much more sense if it was actually cheap... say $1 an hour - then people wouldn't be swapping emails and contacts straight away... and you would try heaps of different people... and you would get much more people on the service. sure there are lots of rich people in this world - but for $36 an hour you could do so much more with your money.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Wait...there is an option for males to play with girls and get paid as well? hmmmmmmmm.

There are like 4 dudes on that entire site.

 

[Gravijah]

Where are you going with this? :lol

Where do you want me to go with this, BooJoh? Huh? Tell me.

 

[Grampa Simpson]

What's with the orange girl?

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[riceandbeans]

Where do you want me to go with this, BooJoh? Huh? Tell me.

You've got the right attitude.

You'll fit in just fine with Gamecrush :lol

 

[TL4E]

How old do I have to be to use GameCrush?
All GameCrush users must be over 18.

Of more interest:

What type of behavior is allowed?
GameCrush does not monitor, moderate or otherwise control the interaction between its users. GameCrush encourages Players and PlayDates to respect one another while having fun. We have created powerful moderation tools for both Players and PlayDates that allow all users to control and define their personal gaming experience in a social, fun and friendly environment. Remember we are all gamers here, so please play nice!

 

[atomsk]

one of my female gaming friends was in the beta for lulz, but I guess she got creeped out since her account isn't there anymore :lol

 

[BooJoh]

Where do you want me to go with this, BooJoh? Huh? Tell me.

...did you just offer me a freebie?

I'm going to have to decline.

 

[buy teh haloz]

This seems super dodgy.

 

[GillianSeed79]

Seriously, wtf is up with last girl on the right's face? Thread is so ripe for shops.

 

[Barrage]

Is it weird that my first question upon seeing this was "I wonder if the girls throw the games to avoid pissing off their stunted customers?"

 

[wwm0nkey]

There are like 4 dudes on that entire site.

Hey you never know there could be some pretty desperate chicks too :lol

 

[Mareg]

Some of these girls look insane.
I wouldn't even feel safe turning my back to some of them /gulp.

 

[rainking187]

So what's up with the chick who looks like an orange?

That's what happens when you dick around with the skin tone bar in the character creator.

 

[Zomba13]

I wonder if anyone will hire a 'playdate' and just rickroll over the headset while playing.

 

[CadetMahoney]

omg...

ok so how does this work. Like Craiglist? U arrange a meetup or something?

. . .ok, only online.

 

[akachan ningen]

Some of these girls look insane.
I wouldn't even feel safe turning my back to some of them /gulp.

wow, is that molly ringwald? sign me up for this.

 

[X26]

only one hot girl, and she's radioactive

 

[MMaRsu]

The only real fine girl is the one on the right... far right.\

only one hot girl, and she's radioactive

The fuck? How can you say she's hot???? She looks fake as fuck.

 

[Gravijah]

wow, is that molly ringwald? sign me up for this.

<3 molly

<3 <3 <3 molly

 

[TL4E]

Her name is Euphoria and in her profile it says:

"P.S. Sorry I will not strip down to a bare nothing. If thats what your looking for then your better off elsewhere. thankyou."

Does that mean she'll at least take her shirt off?

http://www.gamecrush.com/live/gc.live.html#page=profile:username,Euphoria

 

[STG]

Her name is Euphoria and in her profile it says:

"P.S. Sorry I will not strip down to a bare nothing. If thats what your looking for then your better off elsewhere. thankyou."

http://www.gamecrush.com/live/gc.live.html#page=profile:username,Euphoria

seen her too
at first I thought it was Tia Ling o_-

 

[HadesGigas]

"I'm a cute lil Asian who is outgoing, funny, and loves to talk trash/tea bag online."

 

[X26]

The fuck? How can you say she's hot???? She looks fake as fuck.

she'd be gorgeous without the sunny-d skin

 

[X26]

looking at the site itself...most of these girls are hideous, don't they have a screening process?

 

[The Technomancer]

she'd be gorgeous without the sunny-d skin

She looks like Megan Fox

 

[Poyunch]

PounchEnvy calls the fat one

:/

I'm just a sucker for a pretty face. Also um

Spoiler

you remember my username...

-_-

 

[TL4E]

looking at the site itself...most of these girls are hideous, don't they have a screening process?

 

[PowerSmell]

Can I force them to play shitty game while I watch?

 

[Gravijah]

:/

I'm just a sucker for a pretty face. Also um

Spoiler

you remember my username...

-_-

I never forget things like that. I was just telling a certain banned mutual friend about it.

 

[pje122]

Not sure if I could take any of these girls home to mama...

 

[Gravijah]

Not sure if I could take any of these girls home to mama...

I'm sure some of them could kill your mom for you, if you wanted.