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Gaming Hardware Porn - Post The Sexiest Hardware Ever (Pics Only!!)

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
We're all gamers, and when we're choosing a new console we, first and foremost, look at what's under the hood. Yeah, it's the raw specs that really excite us. But sometimes, there's just some hardware that looks visually stunning.

Post pictures of your favorite aesthetically pleasing hardware. It doesn't have to be a console, it can be an accessory, something handheld, or whatever. But let's try and keep it in the realm of gaming.

My personal favorite:
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Has anything ever looked this good?

A close second:
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Ohhh, yeah.
 

Ploid 3.0

Member
Does that thing that was in the OT thread a while back count as a console? The porn gadget that did stuff while you watched the movies lol. It required sofware and was a platform that only worked with that software. Sounds like gaming hardware porn.
 

Cobra84

Member
A home karaoke machine, a peeling, sunburnt rectangle, and a speedbump have no business being in a thread about good looking hardware.

ViperVisor said:
The N64 is the best looking console regardless of color, not that it has any good competition.
 
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Gravijah said:
Vertical PS3s make me question my sexuality.

it does look nice....but do people really have it standing in their homes? I know everyone I know (including myself) that has one does not
 

kenta

Has no PEINS
MikeE21286 said:
it does look nice....but do people really have it standing in their homes? I know everyone I know (including myself) that has one does not
I switched from horizontal to vertical about a month ago
 

Sleeker

Member
My PS3 doesnt have the chrome.
Its got that horrible non reflective silver that totally kills my attraction to it.
 

McBradders

NeoGAF: my new HOME
Cobra84 said:
A home karaoke machine, a peeling, sunburnt rectangle, and a speedbump have no business being in a thread about good looking hardware.


The N64 is the best looking console regardless of color, not that it has any good competition.

The crack in your town must be fucking amazing!
 

Gravijah

Member
MikeE21286 said:
it does look nice....but do people really have it standing in their homes? I know everyone I know (including myself) that has one does not

The thing is a fucking tank, it was either stand my PS3 or my 360 up and I'd probably need a stand to be comfortable with my 360 up.
 
Gravijah said:
The thing is a fucking tank, it was either stand my PS3 or my 360 up and I'd probably need a stand to be comfortable with my 360 up.

yeah, plus the cords coming outta the side just look awkward....
 

Kadey

Mrs. Harvey
MikeE21286 said:
it does look nice....but do people really have it standing in their homes? I know everyone I know (including myself) that has one does not

I'd say it looks the best when vertical.

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Darkpen

Banned
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The DS lite was the sexiest little beast when it came out :)

Not the best photo, but you know it was sexy when it came out.
 

lupinko

Member
Kadey said:
Except red and maybe pink in the far future, none of these other colors will ever come out.

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They've already done a Red PS3, but it was only a limited promotional contest that SCEA ran for Canada Day in Canada.

And yes, it was Ferrari red.
 

Kadey

Mrs. Harvey
Sony made only 3 actual red PS3s to give out in a contest. Yeah, the rest are custom paint jobs and with a thick layer like that in the picture, it's definitely one.
 

Kadey

Mrs. Harvey
lupinko said:
They've already done a Red PS3, but it was only a limited promotional contest that SCEA ran for Canada Day in Canada.

And yes, it was Ferrari red.

I just said it a minute later.
 

jts

...hate me...
Always loved the Net Yaroze:

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Consoles in colours we don't usually see them make me hot.

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WHY, IWATA??? :(((
 

Drkirby

Corporate Apologist
g35twinturbo said:
Awwwwwwwwww yeah, now this is a man with taste!
It's a shame, I work in the industry and NEVER seen one of these :(
Yet I have heard storys and seen pictures of people who have found them in Pawn Shops :lol
 

Schrade

Member
Haunted said:
(Amiga Rules pic)
Classic sexy.
That particular monitor is ugly as sin though. The original 1084 was more sexory.

And the Amiga 1000 with 1080 monitor was soooo damn beautiful:

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