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Geoff Keighley: Top Secret Game no one will see coming.

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what about a person with 20/20 vision, and binoculars, and there's a magnifying glass taped to the end of the binoculars!
 
Oh god Geoff is hyping the shit outta something again pffff
I will pass on the hype train, I'd rather take it while the E3 is being held.


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Well, can't really hate on Geoff and his wily ways too much. Sometimes it's nice to know there's something awesome we don't know and can look forward to knowing in just a couple weeks when E3sus the E3 Jesus comes to spread E3-ness at E3mas.

No all we know is there *might* be something awesome at E3....which is kind of the point anyway.
 
Okay... I can't really get hyped for this if I don't have the slightest idea what he's talking about.

You mean... E3 will bring surprises?
 
What I want/hope/dream for: Streets of Rage 3 or Maximo 3

What I expect: Destiny, Star Fox X Metroid or some Sony exclusive no one will give a fuck about.
 
Bungies new game. They knew the lid was going to get blown off of this thing as soon as they found out they would have to submit the paper work to the court.
 
As soon as I saw that tweet my immediate thought was "man there's totally going to be a 30 page GAF thread filled with baseless speculation about this single tweet isn't there"

yep
 
PS3 game? Geoff loves those Sony exclusives.

Unless it's The Agent I doubt it is a PS3 exclusive.

This would probably have to be from a North American company right? Considering they went to the dev location to film.


doubt it's Bungie game, because he just tweeted about that 20 minutes beforehand (right underneath the mystery game tweet).


That's just Geoff trying to throw you off the trail.

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Awwwwww shit, Viewtiful Joe 3!

see, this would have me genuinely excited. it would be completely unexpected, probably financially inadvisable, and also enormously exciting in that nothing else has managed to capture its genius or aesthetic since.

however,

Odds are it involves guns. *yawn*

Seriously, why bother with the, "I know something you don't know!" noise?

this is likely the real truth of the situation, and there'll be a short clip about the GREAT MULTIPLAYER MATCHMAKING and a whirling shot of guns firing in twenty different directions that feels warm and familiar in a way that is so soul crushing you try to convince yourself that being bored is good, bored is safe, bored means you know what you're getting.
 
I will be SO PISSED at Nintendo if they do that shit to Metroid... I like Star Fox and all, but Metroid and Fox dont mix... Like..AT ALL.

I'm still pissed about Other M.
 
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