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[Kobun Heat]

So I was at the US premiere of Postal last week, and was not really in love with it.

Uwe Boll was not happy.

chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll

I am so excited!

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

Well, he's got a point. Or something.

 

[hyp]

hahahahah go uwe!

 

[Narag]

At least you weren't invited to exhibition boxing versus Mr. Boll. That shit was a trainwreck when it happened.

 

[solid2snake]

we love you uwe :lol

 

[f@luS]

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[durden]

Hahaha!

Next he'll ask what your contribution to society is....

 

[Wario64]

wow

 

[AstroLad]

You've finally made it.

 

[Mojovonio]

Jeff Bell = Uwe Boll ?

 

[konrad77]

Worst topic ever?

 

[Somnid]

Shoulda challenged you to a boxing match.

 

[TemplaerDude]

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postal is a game.

 

[djkimothy]

That outa teach you a lesson.

 

[erlim]

Hmm. I know Uwe Bol wouldn't fight Seanbaby because he weighed more, but would he fight people less then him, like if you got Manny Pacquiao to write a review for postal? I would like to see that.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

postal is a game.

This movie, however, is not

 

[calder]

(neutral) Kobun Heat
the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore
(Today, 01:02 PM)


Make it so mods! Then Kobun Heat can brag that his tag was "written by Mr. Uwe Boll, the film maker".

 

[Joseph Merrick]

:lol

 

[KevMurda]

Funny thing is good independant movies due well. Owe takes a shit in a bag and says its a movie.

 

[levious]

sounds like he was just brainstorming

 

[Visualante]

Chris challenge him to a game of Fight Night, I'd bet on you winning!

 

[TONX]

Yes, more boxing matches please.

 

[Jenga]

I fucking love you Uwe Boll. Not only did you beat up Lowtax, you provide unintentional humor every time you talk.

 

[Aalyx]

Was this supposed to be in Off-Topic? Really funny anyway, he writes like a 5 year old :lol

 

[ShockingAlberto]

and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.

I like how even Boll does not seem to understand what he's trying to say.

 

[tedtropy]

Uwe Boll should write Valentine's cards. Valentine's cards with bees.

I like how even Boll does not seem to understand what he's trying to say.

What's not to understand. His mom is obviously a very nice person and he...needs to fuck her?

 

[Firewire]

you've hit the big time! :lol

 

[DuckRacer]

chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck

Wow, what an immature ass. If this guy didn't create movies, I'd think he was 14, not 42.

 

[cilonen]

At least you weren't invited to exhibition boxing versus Mr. Boll. That shit was a trainwreck when it happened.

Any event where Lowtax gets a good thrashing can't be called a trainwreck.

 

[Haunted]

:lol :lol

Uwe Bell.

 

[Firestorm]

Jeff Bell = Uwe Boll ?

They even sound slightly alike!

 

[Barnolde]

"wanna bee"

*chuckle*

 

[loosus]

Good idea on making this public. Gotta keep the fire burning.

you're both pretentious cunts, go have a slap fight or something

Hmm. That is true.

 

[Lord Error]

CHRIS, DON'T DO IT! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!

 

[kenta]

you're both pretentious cunts, go have a slap fight or something

 

[Jenga]

Any event where Lowtax gets a good thrashing can't be called a trainwreck.

Amen.

 

[PleoMax]

You really think that's him?

 

[devilscallmedad]

untalented wanna bee filmmaker

:lol

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Send him a reply:

And your contribution to society is...?

 

[nubbe]

I can really see Uwe Boll's frustration. No one understands his genius.

 

[ParticleReality]

"The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck"


Yes, giving Postal an R rating means they understood the satire. You not understand or something, Kobun?

 

[Mojovonio]

I love how he considers his movies "independant".

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Is the opening seriously the only good part? I saw the clip with the two terrorists discussing the number of virgins they were entitled to and thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Xisiqomelir]

Hahahaha

HAHAHAHA

 

[AstroLad]

you're both pretentious cunts, go have a slap fight or something

Boll is more crass than pretentious, though I can see how his retorick would confuse the issue.

 

[Draft]

Owned by Uwe. Just be grateful you got off without an asskicking like others foolish enough to mock him.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I never knew Chris wanted a bee.

 

[Barnolde]

I never knew Chris wanted a bee.

But the bee will be untalented, who wants a bee that can't make honey?

 

[Wes]

you dont see courage because you are nothing

mind blown.

 

[robertsan21]

dude you just got insulted by UWE BOLL!!!!

Chris is now in my official book of cool people