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god damn it, porno is so boring...

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Brobzoid

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I'm sitting here watching Blue Hustler(a porn channel that I assume is UK based). Now, I hope for the sake of everybody involved that this is a preview channel, because this is pure shit. there is no penetration, no music, no extravagant sounds, no exciting positions, no story line, NOTHING. And the other porn channel I have, Adult Channel (UK), which I'm more or less 100% sure is a preview channel, does the same thing, only they have music...


Online porn is not really that great anymore either. too low production values. Poor make-up, bad lighting, boring positions, always the same progression of positions, etc.

Another thing; anal sex is so boring. I assume anal sex was used in porn to push the limits and all that, but now it's so fucking standard. so instead of trying to make it dirtier all the time, perhaps they should bring it back. I get more turned on by a rhinna video than watching a woman's ass be fitted with seven dicks, two dildos and an action figure.

Is there a production studio out there that knows what is up?
 
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