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[DunDunDunpachi]

Basically, engage in as much frantic foreplay as you can and the woman becomes happy.

The Japanese are so brave

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

 

[DS_Joost]

What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Watch.?????????

 

[Ulysses 31]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

Different strokes for different folks, no need to get judgmental.

 

[Valonquar]

There's totally a need to get judgemental

 

[WindomURL]

 

[#Phonepunk#]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

a grown adult is supposedly self sufficient and capable of enjoying what they want without needing validation from their peers.

if you need all your friends to like something for you to like it, you are acting like a little kid.

 

[HotPocket69]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

They're the same people that buy Belle Delphine's bathwater. They're impervious to embarrassment.

 

[shark sandwich]

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you find yourself jackin’ it to this game.

 

[Tesseract]

i remember when rats was getting made, i said to the level designer, i said, 'what you are doing here is opening a portal for anime fans, don't you see it?'

and it was released, and darkness swept over us

 

[DESTROYA]

This is going to be a switch game?
Who would’ve thought.

 

[Fuz]

wat

 

[Ulysses 31]

 

[Punished Miku]

This looks amazing lol. I might have to get it on sale. Playing as a midget alien school girl with a machine gun, shooting giant bikini girls so they can get off is a genre I didn't even know I wanted lol.

Reminds me of the legendary Mr. Mosquito. One of the funniest PS2 games I played.

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Punished Miku]

That doesn't make sense really. Film is considered art, and has tons of hardcore pornography with real people who get exploited and hurt. Literature is considered art, and has tons of erotic writings, including one of the best selling book series for mainstream audiences, 50 Shades of Grey. Same goes for photography, sculpture, painting, drawing, even music gets extremely sexually explicit. This game doesn't even have nudity in it. Literally every single form of art on planet Earth is MORE sexually explicit than this game.

But yeah, way to try to roll out that sad excuse, complete with fat white gamer generalization. Maybe you're the loser if you need other people to validate what you do as "art" so much? This post is right out of 1980s era nerd shaming. And let's not even get into the absurdity of endorsing every kind of photorealistic gore porn and violence you can think of, but shaming people for enjoying sexual themes like it's somehow worse.

 

[shark sandwich]

Guarantee you 95% of the people who buy this game are overweight and/or have a body odor problem.

 

[Dada55000]

Different strokes for different folks, no need to get judgmental.

hehe, get it
strokes

 

[spandexmonkey]

Sex is serious business and should be treated with the same care and dignity as a funeral. Carefully observed, monitored and never outside the accepted norms of the community. Bawdy humor is the devil's work... *checks calendar* is sexist and probably racist too.

 

[ExpandKong]

Guarantee you 95% of the people who buy this game are overweight and/or have a body odor problem.

GOOD ONE BRO HAHAHA

 

[McCheese]

peach beach splash meets chibi-robo, if it had some sort of horse racing mini-game in it we would have reached peak nihon.

 

[A.Romero]

Funny concept. I don't think I could play a full game but I appreciate that there is variety.

Fuck the haters. Kink shaming is sad. I hope people that can't stop judging someday have the chance to have sex in a position other than misionary (with the lights off).

 

[Barsinister]

That doesn't make sense really. Film is considered art, and has tons of hardcore pornography with real people who get exploited and hurt. Literature is considered art, and has tons of erotic writings, including one of the best selling book series for mainstream audiences, 50 Shades of Grey. Same goes for photography, sculpture, painting, drawing, even music gets extremely sexually explicit. This game doesn't even have nudity in it. Literally every single form of art on planet Earth is MORE sexually explicit than this game.

But yeah, way to try to roll out that sad excuse, complete with fat white gamer generalization. Maybe you're the loser if you need other people to validate what you do as "art" so much? This post is right out of 1980s era nerd shaming. And let's not even get into the absurdity of endorsing every kind of photorealistic gore porn and violence you can think of, but shaming people for enjoying sexual themes like it's somehow worse.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you find yourself jackin’ it to this game.

GAFessions thread?

 

[brap]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

The same way people watched and enjoyed that dumb unfunny fat fuck Chris Farley.

 

[infinitys_7th]

How does a grown adult play this game and not die from embarrassment. This just looks sad.

By dying of laughter first? Fanservice games are hilarious, and I was laughing at every "SUGOI!" squeal. Sort of like Senran Kagura Peach Ball:



Pinballs bouncing off boobs. What is not hilarious about that? It also ticks another box for me, but that is fur another topic, if you know what I mean.

*dakimakura

 

[brap]

That doesn't make sense really. Film is considered art, and has tons of hardcore pornography with real people who get exploited and hurt. Literature is considered art, and has tons of erotic writings, including one of the best selling book series for mainstream audiences, 50 Shades of Grey. Same goes for photography, sculpture, painting, drawing, even music gets extremely sexually explicit. This game doesn't even have nudity in it. Literally every single form of art on planet Earth is MORE sexually explicit than this game.

But yeah, way to try to roll out that sad excuse, complete with fat white gamer generalization. Maybe you're the loser if you need other people to validate what you do as "art" so much? This post is right out of 1980s era nerd shaming. And let's not even get into the absurdity of endorsing every kind of photorealistic gore porn and violence you can think of, but shaming people for enjoying sexual themes like it's somehow worse.

Shut up. Watching a french film where a man inseminates a tuba over the course of 4 hours is beautiful. Nymphomaniac and Salò are also beautiful. This is just incel garbage. I clapped when I got to disembowel every woman in Mortal Kombat 11.

 

[Barsinister]

*dakimakura

I had to Google search that word. Now I am depressed.

 

[Punished Miku]

Shut up. Watching a french film where a man inseminates a tuba over the course of 4 hours is beautiful. Nymphomaniac and Salò are also beautiful. This is just incel garbage. I clapped when I got to disembowel every woman in Mortal Kombat 11.

Honestly, it just sounds like people are either racist towards Japanese culture, or actually hate video games.

If there was a film about midget alien school girls shooting giant women, it could be a Troma film or some other niche, and no one would be giving a shit about it.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I had to Google search that word. Now I am depressed.

My first avatar quote? My first avatar quote.

 

[kiiltz]

They're the same people that buy Belle Delphine's bathwater. They're impervious to embarrassment.

excuse me pls don't lump us in with those insipids

Belle Delphine is for people too pathetic to fully into 2D, we at least have the balls to go for something truly unattainable

 

[brap]

Honestly, it just sounds like people are either racist towards Japanese culture, or actually hate video games.

If there was a film about midget alien school girls shooting giant women, it could be a Troma film or some other niche, and no one would be giving a shit about it.

They hate japanese culture. Just look at all the people whining about how anime and video games are. Also

They want things americanized.

Belle Delphine is for people too pathetic

That's all you needed to say fam.

 

[Stimpak]

I don’t get the big deal.

It looks like an over the top Japanese game. It’s kinda funny tbh.

 

[TLZ]

I'll try randomly shooting stuff at my wife tonight and see what'll happen. Hope this works.







Seriously though why do they insist on making their faces look like those of 5 yr olds? It doesn't look right.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Seriously though why do they insist on making their faces look like those of 5 yr olds? It doesn't look right.

You can just watch a few minutes if tl;dw, although the whole thing is enlightening on anime gender expression versus western aesthetics.

But tl;dw eyes are how Japan denotes masculinity (which, in Japan, is associated with maturity) versus femininity (which is associated more with innocence). Thus female characters tend to keep child-like eyes unless they have reason not too, while males characters tend to have narrow eyes, especially when they are more "experienced" with the world.

 

[Deleted member 471617]

Did the woman commentator in the video say that this game is getting a western release on Switch but not Vita??? If so, wow. never thought I would see Nintendo allow this game but Sony doesn't.

 

[DeliciousDoc]

Did the woman commentator in the video say that this game is getting a western release on Switch but not Vita??? If so, wow. never thought I would see Nintendo allow this game but Sony doesn't.

This has been going on for a while now. I don't know why but handheld systems love titilation games which is ironic as those are the games you wouldn't want to play in public.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Honestly, it just sounds like people are either racist towards Japanese culture, or actually hate video games.

If there was a film about midget alien school girls shooting giant women, it could be a Troma film or some other niche, and no one would be giving a shit about it.

Pff hahaha you can't be serious.

 

[Godzilla Emu]

...

Well, deciding what my game of the year is won't be difficult this year .

 

[ExpandKong]

This has been going on for a while now. I don't know why but handheld systems love titilation games which is ironic as those are the games you wouldn't want to play in public.

You can play handhelds in bed or the bathroom though

cough.

 

[Ulysses 31]

Did the woman commentator in the video say that this game is getting a western release on Switch but not Vita??? If so, wow. never thought I would see Nintendo allow this game but Sony doesn't.

It's already out on Vita.

 

[Omali]

It's already out on Vita.

It's not being released in the west on Vita.

 

[Spukc]

fuck gaming fuck everyone who likes it.

anyone got a link for that game?

 

[Pallas]

I take it this isn’t coming to the PS4?

 

[Isa]

Looks like I'm gonna have to double-dip on this one. Thanks for the heads-up though it looks like I missed the window on the Amazon pre-order for the Day 1 edition.

 

[kegkilla]

People who play this shit shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a grade school.

 

[TLZ]

...

Well, deciding what my game of the year is won't be difficult this year .

 

[Godzilla Emu]

Have a top weekend, mate

 

[Pallas]

People who play this shit shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a grade school.

Are the characters underage? Honest question.

 

[Rest]

You played an animu weaboo jerk off game and thought you learned something about female sexuality.