I still do this to my parent's phones every chance I get. Change "see you" to "eat six pork chops," change "fun" to "gas," etc. In nearly every situation a few simple changes can improve the conversation.
My dick is objectively better than your dick. My dick is 50% larger than your dick. Even my mother can see the difference between your dick and my dick. If a game cannot hit my dick, than I am not buying it. In 2015, your dick should be a thing of the past.