Guy adds shortcut to parents phone every time they type "No"

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MIMIC

Why won't homeless people take my emails????????
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GAF needs the same feature.

For instance, "lol" -> "I do declare, I find this statement highly amusing."
Change "defense force" to "dildo in my mouth"

"SMH. There seems to be a dildo in my mouth for everything."
 

Red

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I still do this to my parent's phones every chance I get. Change "see you" to "eat six pork chops," change "fun" to "gas," etc. In nearly every situation a few simple changes can improve the conversation.
 

ElTorro

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Change "defense force" to "dildo in my mouth"

"SMH. There seems to be a dildo in my mouth for everything."
"1080p" -> "my dick"
"900p" -> "your dick"

My dick is objectively better than your dick. My dick is 50% larger than your dick. Even my mother can see the difference between your dick and my dick. If a game cannot hit my dick, than I am not buying it. In 2015, your dick should be a thing of the past.
 
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