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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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This story starts with a polaroid.
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Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Hannah. I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.

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One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Hannah, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Luke and Hannah duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now.

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How did this whole experience affect me in the long run? Well it was eye opening. I learned a lot about the nature of the internet and some of the callous folks out there, I learned about sexuality, and love, and hate. I can't say I would take it all back if I were given the chance, despite all the heartbreak and troubles that followed in our wake.

So if you have any questions, this is the place to ask. Either that, or I'll be banned and the thread will get locked.

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As long as you both came out of it OK with everything and yourselves then it was a good experience and an educational one.
 

Amir0x

Banned
Geeze, you're THAT guy? Really? Those videos floated on the internet for what seems like ages, she rocked your cock pretty good eh? You look toasted when she rode you.
 

thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Stinkles said:
And ends with all kinds of bannings, PM requests, and failure.

Just the way GAF intended.
 

temjin

Banned
Last pic = hot.

Never seen the vids, but I'll have to chase them down just to watch some hot chick on gaffer action.
 
Wow, this could be made into a sultry romance novel bought by middle-aged, dried up women in line for groceries.

lynks in PM form, plz.
 

Relix

he's Virgin Tight™
I told you before... you got really lucky!!!

And like I also told you before... I feel like shit after seeing a GAFfer's dick! >_<
 
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fistfulofmetal said:
Well... looks like I'm deleting that video.

You're not in the Hotel 3some... are you? I really like that one :\

Yes! We had many threesomes, only filmed one though. The amount of shit I got off my friends because I let another guy do her- as I've said before - we believed in sharing. :lol
 

Relix

he's Virgin Tight™
dabig2 said:
Wait....is this the Hannah Hotel girl?

Yes. One of the best and hottest porn videos in the internet. If you wanna feel better Wispy, me and my girlfriend did it in front of my 37" LCD downstairs, on the couch, with the video on fullscreen... it was an amazing experience. HELL YEAH!
 
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Yes! We had many threesomes, only filmed one though. The amount of shit I got off my friends because I let another guy do her- as I've said before - we believed in sharing. :lol


Shhhhhhit.

I feel all weird now.

Eh, I'll get over it.


Oh and
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I laughed pretty hard when I first saw this video.
 

MrToughPants

Brian Burke punched my mom
The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Yes! We had many threesomes, only filmed one though. The amount of shit I got off my friends because I let another guy do her- as I've said before - we believed in sharing. :lol

:lol

I feel dirty reading that and laughing.
 
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KRS7 said:
Did you make a dime off any of it or did the internet porn moguls make all the money?

No, next to nothing. If things hadn't of transpried the way that they did, there was potentially a hell of a lot of money to be made. Oh well!
 
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fistfulofmetal said:
Seriously though, I'm surprised you could stand her annoying ass account.

FOOK YEEAW, FOOK YEEAW!!!!

Like nails on a fucking chalk board.


Haha. We both used to be very chav-tastic back then. I like to think my dialect is a tad more eloquent these days, though.
 
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