Zeus: You call in that code right now. Or I'll blow your sick ass into the next world.
Simon: If it's that's what you're gonna do.
[Zeus pulls the trigger on his gun and nothing happens, Simon takes the gun from Zeus]
Simon: You forgot to take the safety catch off.
[shoots Zeus in the leg]
Simon: Now, where's McClane?
Hans was the original, the best, but Simon was indeed pretty cool...
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
Said simple simon to ze pie man, give me all your pies..... or I'll cave your head in