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Social Opinion NSFW Has Nintendo subtly confirmed that Mario and Peach are now fucking?

Spidey Fan

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Petaya Berry

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Probably. And this do not annoy me beucase I only fapped to Peach once.

I would be probably a bit annoyed if it was with Rosalina or Daisy. Both are still virgins in my mind and Rosalina is always having some "action" around here.
 

IDKFA

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I'd love to see Nintendo really run with this. Most Nintendo fans are adults anyway, so why not?

Who wouldn't want to see Nintendo porn featuring a threesome between, Mario, Peach and Luigi? Yes please!
 

01011001

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Nah, Mario is a dick... if anything she's boning Luigi...

 
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GametimeUK

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Bruh Mario isn't getting anything. The man is sleeping in a separate room in Luigi's Mansion 3. Sorry to debunk your thread, OP.
 

carlosrox

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To me it was kinda implied she woulda said yes if Bowser didn't cock block.

Plus mere moments later she called Mario back to come with her so clearly she's still with him.

And he wouldn't propose outta nowhere if they were just friends. So doesn't that pretty much confirm they're already in a relationship?
 
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01011001

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To me it was kinda implied she woulda said yes if Bowser didn't cock block.

Plus mere moments later she called Mario back to come with her so clearly she's still with him.

And he wouldn't propose outta nowhere if they were just friends. So doesn't that pretty much confirm they're already in a relationship?

they could be devout Christians and didn't fuck yet... so there you go xD
 

Umbasaborne

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I'd love to see Nintendo really run with this. Most Nintendo fans are adults anyway, so Bruh Mario isn't getting anything. The man is sleeping in a separate room in Luigi's Mansion 3. Sorry to debunk your thread, OP.
thats just to keep up appearances. She was gonna sneak into his room for some butt stuff before king boo got e’m


This is what happens when the basement is left open.

you never know what you might let out.
 
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Umbasaborne

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probably! , soon Mario will be Bi sexual and join the LGBQTTEETET club, cause that's the woke/hip thing to do now !
Yes, its hip to be attracted to people you were born attracted to? i think thats just people living their lives and being themselves, nothing wrong with that. Come on this is a fun, no need for that here
 
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Yes, its hip to be attracted to people you were born attracted to? i think thats just people living their lives and being themselves, nothing wrong with that. Come on this is a fun, no need for that here
Sure but why bring sex in everything? Why ruin everything with sexual preferences? We are talking about Mario , not your life buddy :)
Enjoy whatever you like sexually , i don't give 2 shitz and neither should anyone, but they shouldn't turn everything into woke stuff.
 

01011001

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It's true.

Even the official Japanese Super Smash Brothers Melee website confirms this to be the case!


source:
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表! (nintendo.co.jp)

this was a contest for the best camera mode images that Nintando Japan held

this one is also... nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表! (nintendo.co.jp)



edit: I also love this one lol
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表! (nintendo.co.jp)



EDIT2: and this one was among the top ones in the contest it seems
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表! (nintendo.co.jp)
 
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lh032

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Mario nose is bigger than his.....just think about it

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Zeroing

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What people do not know is when princes peach is not busy being kidnapped she’s a writer of erotic fan fiction about sonic!
 
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Panajev2001a

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Shit thats true, she straight up implied that she fucked bowser so many times that she was like “fuck it, yeah its possible this little shit is mine”
For the truly f-up meta commentary, how many offsprings has she given birth to? It is not exactly the most unremarkable thing that can happen to a woman.

Then again it is a game for kids and things like this are magic, possibly he could be the mother because by being close to Bowser and magic the Koopaling just somehow springs from the void somewhere… etc….
 
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