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Cringe Have you ever made eye contact in a public restroom?

Stouffers

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Morning flights always mess up my post-coffee routine so I usually end up making a nest and doing my business in airport bathrooms prior to takeoff. This morning, as I was doing my thing, the guy next to me started tennis-grunting and pounding on the wall that divided our stalls. I watched his shadow for a bit to make sure he wasn’t in serious distress. It seemed normal and after 5 or so minutes he stopped. I finished up, bussed my table and as I stood up, he stood up at exactly the same time. Our eyes met over the divider wall for what seemed like a solid two or three seconds. From the bridge of his nose up, he was an elderly black man with piercing hazel eyes. It’s all I see now when I close my eyes.
 

Bigrx1

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Only at the sink, which is the only place in a bathroom I don't care if someone talks to me. I fucking HATE it when I'm pissing and the guy next to me starts talking to me.
 

Stouffers

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Just ordered my double rum and Diet Coke. Need something to smooth out this turbulence.
 

Damage Inc

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Never while peeing. If you make eye contact through the crack of the door while taking a crap that will destroy your soul.
 

Stouffers

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I had a situation a couple of months ago where I was sitting peacefully in my stall and some festering asshole crashed the neighboring stall and proceeded to piss all over the floor splashing my shoes and pants.
 
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Gashtronomy

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I once made japs-eye contact. Shit got real interesting, real quick. Though it's my own fault for sticking my pee-pee through that hole in the cubical wall
 

DESTROYA

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Sure, it happens but I don’t give a shit, being a pretty big and tall dude has its advantages, most people get intimidated by my stature and I can outlast anyone in a starring contest no matter how creepy it gets.
Not a stealth bragging just telling it like it is.
 

Stouffers

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I pee in the corner urinal but only because I like to keep my luggage by the wall. ALSO, I unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants BECAUSE if I don’t my thingus decides to piss all in my pants when I reholster EVEN with shakes, taint-push and toothpaste tube rolling.
 

lil puff

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I tend to not do too much eye contact with strangers in general.
Never understood why people look at strangers minding their business.
 

The Pleasure

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Only at the smash bros setups. Smash in the shitter is slightly more raunchy than melty in the toilet.
 

Cybrwzrd

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Only at the smash bros setups. Smash in the shitter is slightly more raunchy than melty in the toilet.
I'm not touching a public use game controller in the shitter. Especially a Switch controller. You don't know where they have been.
 

haxan7

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Absolutely not. You never make eye contact with another man in a bathroom.
 

Cybrwzrd

Anime waifu panty shots are basically the same thing as paintings of the french baroque masters, if you think about it.
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You have to assert dominance somehow. If you lose the stare down you will be on the giving end of the glory hole.
 
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Ar¢tos

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Only with hot guys. I've picked a few like that when I was younger (nowadays I'm lazy and use phone apps).