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[Willco]

Seriously, it's hot as balls, so I thought a milkshake would be good. What does McD's put in these things? They don't even taste milk based. It seriously tastes like sugar coated lard.

 

[tedtropy]

Lard.

 

[Fallofmart]

They are like the best thing in Mcdonalds although that isn't saying much.

It's like drinking pure tasty thick liquid obesity.
and semen.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Wafflecopter]

Why the **** did you drink a McDonalds milkshake? Unless it's a frosty(whatever the Blizzard rip off is called) or a cheap ass cone (the ice cream is actually made out of plastic, not lying) DO NOT PARTAKE in anything ice cream related at McD's.


Go to Jack in the Box or Dairy Queen. Or....if you absolutely must....Cold Stone.

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Hi, my name is Wilco and I just drank Mcdonald's new McLardshake! :lol

 

[Willco]

Why the **** did you drink a McDonalds milkshake? Unless it's a frosty(whatever the Blizzard rip off is called) or a cheap ass cone (the ice cream is actually made out of plastic, not lying) DO NOT PARTAKE in anything ice cream related at McD's.


Go to Jack in the Box or Dairy Queen. Or....if you absolutely must....Cold Stone.

Because there's a McDonald's on Riverside and Lankershim (walking distance), whereas the nearest Dairy Queen is in the NoHo Arts District!

 

[Christopher]

who drinks that shit?

 

[Fallofmart]

Making milkshakes at home is the best... With real fruits and ice cream and stuff.

 

[AlanHemberger]

who drinks that shit?

Willco

 

[mrmyth]

Go back and look at the menu. They're called shakes. They can't call them milkshakes because there's no milk involved.

 

[Willco]

Willco

:lol

Never again. Seriously, I am trying to flood my body with water to get it the hell out of my system. I don't like the fact that they hide the milkshake machine from view, as well. Where does it come from?

 

[DjangoReinhardt]

WHY IS FAST FOOD FATTY

 

[B'z-chan]

Willco you should buy a slushie machine. I got one and its freaking great. One can of cola and 10 minutes later you got frozen saquid better than a slurpee.

As for where the shake lard comes from. i like to think of it coming from huge fat pregnant women tits. Where its then cooled and enfused with sugar. Like squirm from Futurama but with fat pregnant ladies. YEAH i'll never got to mcdonalds either.

 

[Companion Cube]

who drinks that shit?

I used to get it once in a while. It doesn't beat real milkshakes, but its kinda nice in it's own way, like all things at McDonalds.

 

[Willco]

Go back and look at the menu. They're called shakes. They can't call them milkshakes because there's no milk involved.

Are you serious?

 

[Frog]

IIRC McDonald's shakes are non-dairy.

 

[B'z-chan]

Frozen SoftServe doesnt have milk in it? WTF OMG thank god i dont go to that place.

 

[Ponn]

You do not want to know what Krispy Kreme puts in their iced drinks.

 

[Wafflecopter]

You do not want to know what Krispy Kreme puts in their iced drinks.

.........I think you really need to spill the beans friend.

 

[Pimpbaa]

I hate when people spew urban legend garbage as truth.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/mcdshake.htm

"As for what's actually in a McDonald's shake, here's the ingredient list:

Whole milk, sucrose, cream, nonfat milk solids, corn syrup solids, mono and diglycerides, guar gum, imitation vanilla flavor, carrageenan, cellulose gum, vitamin A palmitate."

 

[Memles]

For the record, McDonald's Blizzard rip-off is a McFlurry...and I must say I prefer it to the blizzard.

That being said, McDonald's milkshakes are perpetually unappetizing, and should not be linked in with their ice cream.

 

[Wafflecopter]

I enjoy the Mcflurry.

 

[CharlieDigital]

Wendy's Frosty FTW mother****ers.

 

[MIMIC]

Maybe they rubbed out a few in your drink?

 

[ZeoVGM]

Oreo McFlurry > *

Wendy's Frosties own too. i wish they still made vanilla ones i wanna try it.

but if you want a shake, get a coffee one at dairy queen <3333

(friendlys is good too)

 

[Phobophile]

What does McD's put in these things?

Kelp.

Seriously.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Kelp.

Seriously.

"Occasionally, one hears McDonald's shakes contain seaweed. That is very close to being true &#8212; they contain carrageenan, a substance which is derived from carrageen, a type of seaweed also known as "Irish moss." Carrageenan is commonly used as a suspending agent in foods, a clarifying agent in beverages, and for controlling crystal growth in frozen products. (That last part is vital &#8212; lacking carrageenan or a similar product in ice cream, the frozen treat would be a hard block.) Carrageenan turns up in any number of processed foods, not just McDonald's shakes."

 

[Wafflecopter]

"Occasionally, one hears McDonald's shakes contain seaweed. That is very close to being true — they contain carrageenan, a substance which is derived from carrageen, a type of seaweed also known as "Irish moss." Carrageenan is commonly used as a suspending agent in foods, a clarifying agent in beverages, and for controlling crystal growth in frozen products. (That last part is vital — lacking carrageenan or a similar product in ice cream, the frozen treat would be a hard block.) Carrageenan turns up in any number of processed foods, not just McDonald's shakes."

Do you work for McDonalds?

 

[Phobophile]

See, I wasn't lying.

 

[BorkBork]

Vanilla Triple Thick® Shake (32 fl oz cup)

1110cals
240 cals from fat 26 grams of fat 41% of daily intake
16 grams of saturated fat 80% of daily intake
100mg Cholesterol 34% of daily intake
193 grams of carbs 64 % of daily intake
145 grams of sugar (holy shit! :lol)

It's worse for you than a liquified Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

 

[Diablos]

Why don't you just drink a cup of canola oil while you're at it, Willco. :lol

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

Are these the same as McFlurrys? Cause those are WAY too milky

 

[Ponn]

.........I think you really need to spill the beans friend.

You know that greasy, fatty, sugary trademark Krispy Kreme glaze on their donuts? Yea...theres a reason why they literally taste like you are sucking a krispy kreme donut through a straw.

 

[Willco]

Why don't you just drink a cup of canola oil while you're at it, Willco. :lol

I haven't eaten anything else all day

 

[Pimpbaa]

See, I wasn't lying.

I'm not defending mcdonald's or anything, but people spreading urban legends is just a pet peeve of mine. I get so pissed when people around here say there is nicotine in tim horton's coffee (coffee chain up here in canada), a popular urban legend and it's just so friggin stupid.

 

[Christopher]

I haven't eaten anything else all day

You don't need to you're going to get fatter if you do that shit is a heartattack in a cup.

 

[bjork]

Serves you right for going to McDonald's at all! For shame.

Everyone knows Raimi eats at In N Out

 

[Diablos]

1 cup of canola oil:

"McDonalds ain't got shit on me!"

Thank god such a serving isn't practical.

 

[Willco]

335%! Haha!

 

[Wafflecopter]

**** In and Out. If I want ****ing bread, I'll go to the supermarket. I WANT BEEF(demi's)

 

[BorkBork]

It's got the same amount of saturated fats! :lol :lol

 

[bjork]

**** In and Out. If I want ****ing bread, I'll go to the supermarket. I WANT BEEF(demi's)

So get a 4x4, unless you're not man enough

<crowd> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[Wafflecopter]

So get a 4x4, unless you're not man enough

<crowd> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

dem fightin words

 

[Memles]

Oreo McFlurry > *

Wendy's Frosties own too.

Frostys are good, but I really don't like the Oreo McFlurry. I find that the pieces are too small and it's just like eating really weirdly textured Oreo ice cream. With Smarties, my personal favourite, there are more sizeable pieces, resulting in something that isn't just ice cream.

The only thing I eat at McDonald's is McNuggets, admittedly, but even then McFlurries seem just right for overcoming the aftertaste of McDonald's food. Well-designed, in that respect.

 

[Phobophile]

I'm not defending mcdonald's or anything, but people spreading urban legends is just a pet peeve of mine. I get so pissed when people around here say there is nicotine in tim horton's coffee (coffee chain up here in canada), a popular urban legend and it's just so friggin stupid.

I really wasn't perpetuating an urban legend. It contains a chemical which is commercially extracted from kelp. It's just like saying Jell-O contains animal bones--sure not directly, but gelatin is extracted from animal parts.

 

[boutrosinit]

335%! Haha!

So Ronald McDonald crapped in your mouth. A shame that Mr Ed's U.S diner chain isn't available in the U.S. They have the best shakes EVAR.

Ed's Peanut Butter and Banana Malt shake >>>>> everymotherfcking thing on earth

 

[davepoobond]

i like mcflurries...

 

[ToxicAdam]

Steak n Shake has the best fast food milkshake. I guess when it's half of your name, you better do it right.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Lard.

i'm so glad that was the first post. i will sleep well tonight.