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Holy shit I’m killing it on Tinder rn

Halo is Dead

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Ever since I just changed my profile pic of me at the beach with my cousin (female) I’ve been getting matches like never before. Works out pretty nicely and it’s the most recent pic I got too.

Got 8 likes and three matches and a date on Saturday in 2 days. Could be that it’s closer to Valentine’s Day but I still feel pretty good.
 

Halo is Dead

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Killing it on a dating site is like killing it in a Burger Shop Kitchen.

But good luck regardless. Expect 99% of your potential SO's to be broken/crippled emotional wrecks though. Work with it.
True I have had my fair share of crazy, also I’m already a broken crippled emotional wreck 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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Halo is Dead

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Are you into dudes and you want tp trap them with your cousins pic, or are you hoping to trap lesbians with your cousins pic?
Whats your plan when you actually meet up with the people?
Lol what 😅 I still have pics of me. My ex told me to put more photos of me with other people, it makes you look less like a loser
 

Vicetrailia

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The thing about tinder is that as quickly as it comes it goes. You'll see.

One minute you can't keep up with the matches and the next you have no one to talk to.
 
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12Goblins

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i wonder what it is about being at the beach with a female that makes a man attractive..

i'm gonna guess it's because you're doing an outdoorsy activity with a female and girls find that sort of thing attractive?

keep us updated because it is interesting
It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.
 

haxan7

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It’s been known for a long time that women find men more attractive when they think other women find them attractive or are comfortable around them.

I think you put that to work, whether you realized you were doing it or not.
 

triplestation

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or you know what else would actually be great is renting attractive people to take photos with

and then you get on tinder bro

OOOOOOOOOF
 
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Vicetrailia

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It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.
Egh I think it just gives people something to desire.

Nice location and you see more attractive flesh.
 
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The Pleasure

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Gotta flex with other women. Women like men that look like they're enjoying life. But you go to big and that looks fake as hell. A picnic or a hiking trail or just general fun that anyone can do works wonders.
 
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godhandiscen

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I don’t miss dating apps. After 50+ first dates and an equal amount of disappointments, I threw the towel. Only then, I met my current girlfriend, and we have been going strong for years now.

I haven’t worked for a dating app company, but I am confident they optimize towards keeping their users single, voluntarily or perhaps as a side effect.

OP, have fun, but measure your expectations. More people than ever use dating sites now, and nobody seems happy about them.
 

Stiflers Mom

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Matches mean nothing.
Even dates resulting out of those matches mean nothing.

You need to have your shit together, don't invest yourself into it and see it as a side dish, then it works..
 
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triplestation

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on tinder I don't get matches but I do get "people who liked you" which is blurred out and you gotta fucken pay to see that shit

Scam, right?
 
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Whitecrow

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Can I send some of you a picture of me and photoshop me into something cool?
Serious question
 
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MaestroMike

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lol getting laid through dating sites is more embarrassing than paying hookers? OP is still doing it the right way even if he's hooking up electronically thats just how it is nowadays the rules of the game has changed good luck in ur conquest OP
 
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highrider

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Dating sites are the most embarrassing method to get laid. I'm sorry you chose this path OP. A shamefur Dispray.
It’s more just skewed in the favor of women so much, or what I call the top shelf dudes that are better looking the 95% of other dudes. A 55 year old, dumpy, overweight woman will get zillions of messages. I blame all you weak, thirsty betas. That said it’s not impossible to meet someone that’s a fun girl to have some dates with or whatever, but when you start seeking out a real quality mate, put on your big boy pants and cold approach. It’s the best way.
 

sahlberg

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Picture of your cousin please.
She interested in older but very wealthy men?
Asking for a friend.

EDIT: my friends wife asks if your cousin is bi?
 
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nush

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or what I call the top shelf dudes that are better looking the 95% of other dudes
If this was in any way true I'd have never got laid through an app and and the drop off between 95% and 94% would have to be a vertical line as deep as the Mariana trench.
 
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Noboru Wataya

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Ever since I just changed my profile pic of me at the beach with my cousin (female) I’ve been getting matches like never before. Works out pretty nicely and it’s the most recent pic I got too.

Got 8 likes and three matches and a date on Saturday in 2 days. Could be that it’s closer to Valentine’s Day but I still feel pretty good.
some unknown likes from the entire pool and 3 matches in two days? Maybe not “killing it” but congrats on the upgrade from ... nothing I guess?