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Holy shit I’m killing it on Tinder rn

Whitecrow

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From my most recent findings:

99% of women (who match me at least) on those apps have some grade of mental illness. Some have something very severe.

This is frustrating me to no end, yet I have no other ways to meet girls.
 
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Women are more attracted by you because you have your cousin in the photo with you?

What a strange chain of events...

Any chance of them contacting you to have your cousin number or address? :ROFLMAO:

Joking of course, i hope you smash all of them op.
 
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lol getting laid through dating sites is more embarrassing than paying hookers? OP is still doing it the right way even if he's hooking up electronically thats just how it is nowadays the rules of the game has changed good luck in ur conquest OP

Of course. People looking for one night stands or a friend with benefits on dating sides are completely doing it wrong in every way. Hookers will be cheaper than these dates with guarantee of getting laid, Not to mention safer when it comes to STD's as many have to be safe to preserve their line of work, especially in regions where its legalized and regulated. It's both less shameful, safer and more cost effective to resort to hookers.

People looking for actual long term relationships and romance on dating sites are either complete losers that can't talk to the opposite gender IRL (usually the men on dating sites) or naively stupid and massive STD-ridden skanks (tends to apply to most of the women on dating sites). Of course I'm generalizing but it's mostly the case.

Like I said, last refuge of the damned. You're better off trying to meet somebody on a random message board or in some kind of online game community. Let your hobbies guide you. Looking for a relationship for the sake of a relationship with some unattractive, pain in the ass random is tragic. And looking for sex on dating sites is a rounabout way of both paying for sex and getting genital herpes. A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

99% of women (who match me at least) on those apps have some grade of mental illness. Some have something very severe.
Hey it runs both ways. Stay away from such gathering grounds. It's the last refuge of the damned for a reason.
 
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Using your cousin as a pawn to get women? - I sure hope you don’t end up meeting a cool woman this way because that’s an awful way to begin a romance.
 
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I love you Tickles, but that is some horrific advice. Nobody do this.
Nah bro it's not even that dangerous. Real predators congregate around bars, clubs and yes, dating sites. People engaged in online communities (unless they popped up randomly from nowhere and started messaging you) are usually not focused on dragging you into their sex dungeon. However it is true that yes, predators can strike anywhere at any time. But we can't all be the boy in the bubble and live our lives according to fears.
 
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Nah bro it's not even that dangerous. Real predators congregate around bars, clubs and yes, dating sites. People engaged in online communities (unless they popped up randomly from nowhere and started messaging you) are usually not focused on dragging you into their sex dungeon. However it is true that yes, predators can strike anywhere at any time. But we can't all be the boy in the bubble and live our lives according to fears.
My mate hooked up with a chick he was friends with from online gaming communities. Against my strong advice. He ended up quitting his job and moving states to be with her.

She was an absolute vindictive nutcase with baggage and the relationship panned out exactly as I told him it would. She was just as crazy as anyone you’ll find on dating apps. Fucked him up real good.

Looking to hook up with “gamer girls” from your Steam friends list is the definition of stupid. If you are at the stage of considering it, just rub one out, then go to the pub and have a pint.
 
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My mate hooked up with a chick he was friends with from online gaming communities. Against my strong advice. He ended up quitting his job and moving states to be with her.

She was an absolute vindictive nutcase with baggage and the relationship panned out exactly as I told him it would. She was just as crazy as anyone you’ll find on dating apps. Fucked him up real good.

Looking to hook up with “gamer girls” from your Steam friends list is the definition of stupid. If you are at the stage of considering it, just rub one out, then go to the pub and have a pint.
Eh so he struck crazy, can happen anywhere anytime. I'm saying it's far more likely around booze and dating sites. The craziest woman I've ever been with I met in a family restaurant...she was serving food. HAd it been in the west she would have told destructive lies and I would have had to stomp on her skull ending her. Luckily it was in ' provide proof or shut the fuck up' territory. Predictably the crazy little liar is doing journalism and hopes to work in the media. How typical.

I work security in the west so the kind of women I come across are totally damaged at such venues (bars, clubs, music concerts) so I don't even consider them as potentials. Those are the majority of dating site users. The very same group.
 
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nush

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Eh so he struck crazy, can happen anywhere anytime. I'm saying it's far more likely around booze and dating sites. The craziest woman I've ever been with I met in a family restaurant...she was serving food. HAd it been in the west she would have told destructive lies and I would have had to stomp on her skull ending her. Luckily it was in ' provide proof or shut the fuck up' territory.

I work security in the west so the kind of women I come across are totally damaged at such venues (bars, clubs, music concerts) so I don't even consider them as potentials.
You're so full of fucking shit, I love you, I really do. You're the best state shill ever. :messenger_tears_of_joy:

"I work security in the west" What the fuck does that even mean?? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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You're so full of fucking shit, I love you, I really do. You're the best state shill ever. :messenger_tears_of_joy:

"I work security in the west" What the fuck does that even mean?? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Cybersecurity work in-site which is seasonal, IT work from home casually when I land contracts, hands on old fashioned Security work part time during high season in Sydney region and more IT work from home and abroad between.

What's so hard to understand? We live in a globalized world. I Spend many months travelling all over. This year I'll be working from Europe.

This is why I take offence at those who like demeaning pro-hookers. They are some of the most trustworthy, hard working girls I know. Zero bullshit, maximum value. Super flexible (in more ways than one). I simply don't have time to prance around picking daises with some waifu romancing her with cookies and chocolate. I'd never be around and it's a ridiculous amount of work and investment in one person for so little gain. Also when it comes to kids, I can easily spam out kids wherever I so choose. But I'd like it to be far away because babies and kids suck. I'd rather just support financially from a safe distance. Ain't nobody got time for brats.
 
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Cybersecurity work in-site which is seasonal, IT work from home casually when I land contracts, hands on old fashioned Security work part time during high season in Sydney region and more IT work from home and abroad between.
:messenger_tears_of_joy:

I bet you also work for the Super Army Soldiers, but you're not allowed to talk about it.
 
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Of course. People looking for one night stands or a friend with benefits on dating sides are completely doing it wrong in every way. Hookers will be cheaper than these dates with guarantee of getting laid, Not to mention safer when it comes to STD's as many have to be safe to preserve their line of work, especially in regions where its legalized and regulated. It's both less shameful, safer and more cost effective to resort to hookers.
 

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i got the reference before the video. extras is one of the best comedies out there. though i kinda hate the one with david bowie, too much hating-on-andy, and it's largely unfunny.

the bit where the reporter is hiding behind a trash can only to immediately pop out with a notebook and questions about him 'punching a downs kids' is the funniest thing ive ever seen on TV tho
 

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Of course. People looking for one night stands or a friend with benefits on dating sides are completely doing it wrong in every way. Hookers will be cheaper than these dates with guarantee of getting laid, Not to mention safer when it comes to STD's as many have to be safe to preserve their line of work, especially in regions where its legalized and regulated. It's both less shameful, safer and more cost effective to resort to hookers.

People looking for actual long term relationships and romance on dating sites are either complete losers that can't talk to the opposite gender IRL (usually the men on dating sites) or naively stupid and massive STD-ridden skanks (tends to apply to most of the women on dating sites). Of course I'm generalizing but it's mostly the case.

Like I said, last refuge of the damned. You're better off trying to meet somebody on a random message board or in some kind of online game community. Let your hobbies guide you. Looking for a relationship for the sake of a relationship with some unattractive, pain in the ass random is tragic. And looking for sex on dating sites is a rounabout way of both paying for sex and getting genital herpes. A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY



Hey it runs both ways. Stay away from such gathering grounds. It's the last refuge of the damned for a reason.
That's a whole lot of judginess, but there are crazy people everywhere. You're one of them.
 

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It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.
Double-edged sword, I think, because when I end up seeing a woman's profile and nearly every single photo she's uploaded features her with other people or out and about, that says to me that she's too busy to be able to slide me into her schedule. I know that's not the case but on a subconscious level, profiles like that end up screaming "Look at me! I have a social life with lots of friends and I'm always outside hiking, partying, volunteering, travelling, and attending concerts! Hope you can keep up with my busy life!" It's a problem with me though, I just don't have that kinda energy, I'm introverted so I prefer to chill and stay low-key. I'd prefer someone who doesn't always need to be out and about or surrounded by people, I'd rather not compete for someone's free time.
 
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That's a whole lot of judginess, but there are crazy people everywhere. You're one of them.
I reserve the right to judge. Certainly nowhere near as crazy as promoting dating culture. An alien concept not fit for human consumption. Did you know dates arose in the 1920's-30's as a way for homosexual men to get together in public without raising suspicion? It has no place in heterosexual discourse. It's as artificial as valentines day.
 

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I reserve the right to judge. Certainly nowhere near as crazy as promoting dating culture. An alien concept not fit for human consumption. Did you know dates arose in the 1920's-30's as a way for homosexual men to get together in public without raising suspicion? It has no place in heterosexual discourse. It's as artificial as valentines day.
Is this was disappointment looks like, that you're going to die a virgin? Quarantined in an apartment from a biological weapon that prime Minister Xi's minions could not keep contained. How long until your food and bottled water run out? 10:30 time for bed didi.
 
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i wonder what it is about being at the beach with a female that makes a man attractive..

i'm gonna guess it's because you're doing an outdoorsy activity with a female and girls find that sort of thing attractive?

keep us updated because it is interesting
It's funny because for girls, there are all sorts of psychological cues they are looking for.

For men: "Nice face. Nice body. Big boobs" Yes


Those dating apps are a joke though. The girls you'd want to date have no need to go on there. The moment they turn single, they are scooped up by someone else. Anyone halfway decent on Tinder has 100 guys looking to get with her too. You better be on your A-game if you want to hookup with someone decent on there. Be prepared for emotional baggage (which is true with most girls anyways)
 
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Killing it on a dating site is like killing it in a Burger Shop Kitchen.

But good luck regardless. Expect 99% of your potential SO's to be broken/crippled emotional wrecks though. Work with it.
Those are the easiest to fuck though. Of course then it becomes a game of chance on just how badly you'll regret it later.
 
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Eh so he struck crazy, can happen anywhere anytime. I'm saying it's far more likely around booze and dating sites. The craziest woman I've ever been with I met in a family restaurant...she was serving food. HAd it been in the west she would have told destructive lies and I would have had to stomp on her skull ending her. Luckily it was in ' provide proof or shut the fuck up' territory. Predictably the crazy little liar is doing journalism and hopes to work in the media. How typical.

I work security in the west so the kind of women I come across are totally damaged at such venues (bars, clubs, music concerts) so I don't even consider them as potentials. Those are the majority of dating site users. The very same group.
Maybe if dating sites, bars, clubs, concerts etc aren’t working for you it’s not the other people that are the problem....
 

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I guess when you go weeks with zero matches, change pics you finally get some.
The only negative I see is you planned a first date a few days out
 
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Halo is Dead

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Honestly Im just surprised guys, had my heart broken not too long ago so this is helping me get some confidence back
 
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nush

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I wouldn't say you are killing it on Tinder until you have sealed the deal multiple times, but I guess thats just my opinion.
Seen this cycle so many times "wow had an amazing date, we really had great chemistry!" Two days later "I've been ghosted, I don't understand we had chemistry, fuck tinder bitches".
 
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