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[Halo is Back]

Ever since I just changed my profile pic of me at the beach with my cousin (female) I’ve been getting matches like never before. Works out pretty nicely and it’s the most recent pic I got too.

Got 8 likes and three matches and a date on Saturday in 2 days. Could be that it’s closer to Valentine’s Day but I still feel pretty good.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Killing it on a dating site is like killing it in a Burger Shop Kitchen.

But good luck regardless. Expect 99% of your potential SO's to be broken/crippled emotional wrecks though. Work with it.

 

[Kamina]

Are you into dudes and you want tp trap them with your cousins pic, or are you hoping to trap lesbians with your cousins pic?
Whats your plan when you actually meet up with the people?

 

[Halo is Back]

Killing it on a dating site is like killing it in a Burger Shop Kitchen.

But good luck regardless. Expect 99% of your potential SO's to be broken/crippled emotional wrecks though. Work with it.

True I have had my fair share of crazy, also I’m already a broken crippled emotional wreck

 

[12Goblins]

For sure share the Pic of your cousin >: )

 

[triplestation]

i wonder what it is about being at the beach with a female that makes a man attractive..

i'm gonna guess it's because you're doing an outdoorsy activity with a female and girls find that sort of thing attractive?

keep us updated because it is interesting

 

[Halo is Back]

Are you into dudes and you want tp trap them with your cousins pic, or are you hoping to trap lesbians with your cousins pic?
Whats your plan when you actually meet up with the people?

Lol what I still have pics of me. My ex told me to put more photos of me with other people, it makes you look less like a loser

 

[Halo is Back]

For sure share the Pic of your cousin >: )

She’s married

 

[Kamina]

Lol what I still have pics of me. My ex told me to put more photos of me with other people, it makes you look less like a loser

Oh, so you are on the pic too with your cousin?

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Mmmm, stupid sexy cousins.

 

[nush]

I’ve been getting matches like never before.

Matches mean nothing, you're "Killing it" when they all turn into dates.

 

[Halo is Back]

Oh, so you are on the pic too with your cousin?

Lol yea

 

[Halo is Back]

Matches mean nothing, you're "Killing it" when they all turn into dates.

True but I got a date on Saturday she is cute and nerdy af

 

[Kamina]

Lol yea

Ah okay.
Well good luck with your date on Saturday

 

[nush]

True but I got a date on Saturday she is cute and nerdy af

She actually has to turn up though for it to be a date. Saturdays a long time away...

 

[Halo is Back]

She actually has to turn up though for it to be a date. Saturdays a long time away...

Never been stood up before that would suck

 

[Vicetrailia]

The thing about tinder is that as quickly as it comes it goes. You'll see.

One minute you can't keep up with the matches and the next you have no one to talk to.

 

[12Goblins]

i wonder what it is about being at the beach with a female that makes a man attractive..

i'm gonna guess it's because you're doing an outdoorsy activity with a female and girls find that sort of thing attractive?

keep us updated because it is interesting

It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.

 

[Halo is Back]

It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.

Yep my ex told me to have more pics of you happy with people.

 

[Papa]

Congrats on the future sex bro

 

[Halo is Back]

Congrats on the future sex bro

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves but I am looking forward to the date

 

[haxan7]

It’s been known for a long time that women find men more attractive when they think other women find them attractive or are comfortable around them.

I think you put that to work, whether you realized you were doing it or not.

 

[triplestation]

Yep my ex told me to have more pics of you happy with people.

yet another +1 for legalizing hookers

 

[triplestation]

or you know what else would actually be great is renting attractive people to take photos with

and then you get on tinder bro

OOOOOOOOOF

 

[TaySan]

Tinder is not for me bro

 

[triplestation]

Tinder is not for me bro

you must be one of those real world freaks

 

[Vicetrailia]

It's because it makes you look like you have a life. Being socially adept/ competent implies good genes. Good genes means reproduction success.

Egh I think it just gives people something to desire.

Nice location and you see more attractive flesh.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Congrats on the future sex bro

Encouraging premarital sex, yuck!

 

[haxan7]

Encouraging premarital sex, yuck!

It doesn’t count if it’s anal gosh

 

[Halo is Back]

It doesn’t count if it’s anal gosh

And head

 

[The Pleasure]

Gotta flex with other women. Women like men that look like they're enjoying life. But you go to big and that looks fake as hell. A picnic or a hiking trail or just general fun that anyone can do works wonders.

 

[godhandiscen]

I don’t miss dating apps. After 50+ first dates and an equal amount of disappointments, I threw the towel. Only then, I met my current girlfriend, and we have been going strong for years now.

I haven’t worked for a dating app company, but I am confident they optimize towards keeping their users single, voluntarily or perhaps as a side effect.

OP, have fun, but measure your expectations. More people than ever use dating sites now, and nobody seems happy about them.

 

[hybrid_birth]

And head

I have a very attractive female who I could introduce you to. I have a picture of her below.,

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Matches mean nothing.
Even dates resulting out of those matches mean nothing.

You need to have your shit together, don't invest yourself into it and see it as a side dish, then it works..

 

[triplestation]

on tinder I don't get matches but I do get "people who liked you" which is blurred out and you gotta fucken pay to see that shit

Scam, right?

 

[Whitecrow]

Can I send some of you a picture of me and photoshop me into something cool?
Serious question

 

[Constant Flux]

Can I get send some of you a picture of me and photoshop me into something cool?
Serious question

Fuck no.

But seriously, I don’t do online dating. I don’t do dating at all, actually, but that’s a story for a different time...

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Can I get send some of you a picture of me and photoshop me into something cool?
Serious question

You know what will happen, do you?

 

[Constant Flux]

You know what will happen, do you?

Ssshh... Keep it on the hush.

 

[Whitecrow]

Fuck no.

But seriously, I don’t do online dating. I don’t do dating at all, actually, but that’s a story for a different time...

You want a hug bro? : )

I didnt do that at all either for the last two years.

You know what will happen, do you?

Will I become a meme?

 

[Constant Flux]

You want a hug bro? : )

I didnt do that at all either for the last two years.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Dating sites are the most embarrassing method to get laid. I'm sorry you chose this path OP. A shamefur Dispray.

 

[MaestroMike]

lol getting laid through dating sites is more embarrassing than paying hookers? OP is still doing it the right way even if he's hooking up electronically thats just how it is nowadays the rules of the game has changed good luck in ur conquest OP

 

[highrider]

Dating sites are the most embarrassing method to get laid. I'm sorry you chose this path OP. A shamefur Dispray.

It’s more just skewed in the favor of women so much, or what I call the top shelf dudes that are better looking the 95% of other dudes. A 55 year old, dumpy, overweight woman will get zillions of messages. I blame all you weak, thirsty betas. That said it’s not impossible to meet someone that’s a fun girl to have some dates with or whatever, but when you start seeking out a real quality mate, put on your big boy pants and cold approach. It’s the best way.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Nice brah

 

[Kenpachii]

Hope u find a nice secondhanded girlfriend

 

[nush]

A shamefur Dispray.

Did you forget English comrade?

 

[Cato]

Picture of your cousin please.
She interested in older but very wealthy men?
Asking for a friend.

EDIT: my friends wife asks if your cousin is bi?

 

[nush]

or what I call the top shelf dudes that are better looking the 95% of other dudes

If this was in any way true I'd have never got laid through an app and and the drop off between 95% and 94% would have to be a vertical line as deep as the Mariana trench.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

Ever since I just changed my profile pic of me at the beach with my cousin (female) I’ve been getting matches like never before. Works out pretty nicely and it’s the most recent pic I got too.

Got 8 likes and three matches and a date on Saturday in 2 days. Could be that it’s closer to Valentine’s Day but I still feel pretty good.

some unknown likes from the entire pool and 3 matches in two days? Maybe not “killing it” but congrats on the upgrade from ... nothing I guess?