How are you preparing for the civil war?

[Nowise10]

It's pretty obvious that the next civil war is on the horizon for the U.S. What are you guys doing to prepare? What side will you be on?

I've been stocking up on canned goods and water, and been goin to the shooting range every other week. I feel like I'm pretty prepared for the war, trying to also get in a little bit better shape, at least stamina wise.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Fanning my balls, reading GAF.

 

[Ke0]

There isn't going to be a civil war in your country lol. America has been in worse positions prior to this and no wars. Kent, Civil Rights Movement, etc all happened around the same time I believe and somehow some way a whole war didn't happen.

 

[Joyful]

watchin anime

 

[bitbydeath]

What sides are there?

 

[CD'S BAR]

is that the one with the avengers

 

[NESguy5881]

I believe Jesus Christ will return to earth before any civil war in America.

 

[Nowise10]

What sides are there?

Libtards and republicans?

 

[ssolitare]

Let's assassinate trump and end the war.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

There won't be a civil war. That's nothing more than delirious fan fiction.

But I am learning a ton about growing my own food and homesteading. It's fascinating!

 

[bucyou]

Let's assassinate trump and end the war.

so edgy. inb4secretservice


also, what a thread. this belongs on reeeeeeeeset

 

[Dark Star]

civil war? in 2018 america?

surely texas doesn't want to try to secede again, and this country is steadily becoming more and more liberal across most states. there is no war besides the drug war in this country.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I thought there would never be a civil war, but was team iron man 100%.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Eh not gonna happen where I live all you crazy city folk are something else. So LOUD and angry.

 

[Papa]

Let's assassinate trump and end the war.

If you weren't already, you're now on a list.

 

[Atrus]

Another American Civil War would plunge the globe into a massive recession if not depression due to how tied into it the US is. Since every politician, even Trump, is motivated by money to a degree, it likely won't ever happen unless you get some true 'I am literally a god' lunatic that has created a massive cult following that would die for him.

 

[Papa]

Basically this:


I'm the kangaroo prepping for nuclear winter.

 

[MrRogers]

I got more guns than the devils legions, plus mountains of ammo and lots of redneck buddies that know how to use em. Come at me latte sippin' hilldogs.

In all seriousness tho, get guns and get good, and hope to god you never have to use em.

 

[brap]

Nothing because I can take on these people with my bare hands. The left is the one against guns anyway lmao

Let's assassinate trump and end the war.

Bye

 

[Tornado Condor]

There won't be a civil war. C'mon son.

And since it's the "right" that has all the guns, what would the "left" attack with anyways? Their soylent bottles?

 

[Mohonky]

It's pretty obvious that the next civil war is on the horizon for the U.S. What are you guys doing to prepare? What side will you be on?

I've been stocking up on canned goods and water, and been goin to the shooting range every other week. I feel like I'm pretty prepared for the war, trying to also get in a little bit better shape, at least stamina wise.

You're a lunatic.

Seek help

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Nothin', just playin' video games.

If shit does go down though I guess I got family in the mountains of North Carolina I could go live with.

 

[JORMBO]

I don't have to worry about this. I am joining the Space Force so I will probably be on the moon shooting aliens instead.

 

[NESguy5881]

civil war? in 2018 america?

surely texas doesn't want to try to secede again, and this country is steadily becoming more and more liberal across most states. there is no war besides the drug war in this country.

Wrong. More and more people are actually becoming conservative.

 

[Ancient Gray]

I believe Jesus Christ will return to earth before any civil war in America.

Can't tell if this means "it'll happen before" or "neither of these things will ever happen".

 

[Nowise10]

You're a lunatic.

Seek help

I'm sorry im a lunatic for saying facts?

 

[way more]

I'm a soy boy so I gotta go with whatever the majority of people around me choose.


But if it's a race war I'm totes joining the minorities, I bet they want it more.

 

[Mohonky]

I'm sorry im a lunatic for saying facts?

Speculation isnt a fact.

You're no better than doomsday preppers that think the sky is coming to fall on them.

 

[Nowise10]

Speculation isnt a fact.

You're no better than doomsday preppers that think the sky is coming to fall on them.

 

[dolabla]

I'm a soy boy so I gotta go with whatever the majority of people around me choose.


But if it's a race war I'm totes joining the minorities, I bet they want it more.

On a scale from Soyboy to Supreme soyboy:

Just how Soyboy are you?

 

[mr2xxx]

It's pretty obvious that the next civil war is on the horizon for the U.S. What are you guys doing to prepare? What side will you be on?

I've been stocking up on canned goods and water, and been goin to the shooting range every other week. I feel like I'm pretty prepared for the war, trying to also get in a little bit better shape, at least stamina wise.

Just stay in your moms basement. It’s the safest place for you.

 

[Mohonky]

Ahwell I guess your right then.

Maybe you can call on those interdimenional beings to come aid you.

Just make sure you dont get bitten by those gay frogs.

 

[Claus Grimhildyr]

Thank you for the good laugh. I was beginnin' to believe that you genuinely believed that Civil War was going to happen in the US.

 

[Ancient Gray]

It's pretty obvious that the next civil war is on the horizon for the U.S. What are you guys doing to prepare? What side will you be on?

I've been stocking up on canned goods and water, and been goin to the shooting range every other week. I feel like I'm pretty prepared for the war, trying to also get in a little bit better shape, at least stamina wise.

Just a little bit better shape?

By god man, we're talking a civil war here!!!!

Don't half-ass this! Your body needs to be in peak physical condition!

You think Ulysses Grant said, "That's enough chinups for one day."

NO.

You think Robert E Lee said, "Just one scoop of corn cob jelly won't hurt me."

I BET NOT.

Grab that muscle milk and let's get to work!!!!

 

[way more]

Ah shit. I need to check my spam folder more often. I didn't realize Operation 66 was underway.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Nothing because I can take on these people with my bare hands. The left is the one against guns anyway lmao

Bye

Tfw you can't even shitpost against GOD Turamp

 

[TTOOLL]

secret service has been here

 

[Christopher]

Stand aside and let the idiots take care of each other. Not entertaining violence.

 

[ipukespiders]

You need a shotgun. It's gotta good spread.

 

[ssolitare]

Nothing because I can take on these people with my bare hands. The left is the one against guns anyway lmao

Bye

What's that the 1997 website?

 

[Papa]

lol @ citing Alex Jones.

I see the NeoNeoGAF Justice Project has unleashed some trolls.

 

[LordPezix]

I'm on the side that isn't made up of adult cry babies.

Let's us on GAF form a secret society, where morals, knowledge, tolerance, and beer are the founding principles of our government.

Once the left & right wipe each other out, we can establish things like, national video game appreciation day, and beer-thirty, every 30th day of the month pubs don't charge for beer.

Also Disney will pay us reparation for TLJ, in which we will fund our infrastructure, military, welfare, and also, beer.

It will be called the GAF-mocracy!

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'm on the side that isn't made up of adult cry babies.

Let's us on GAF form a secret society, where morals, knowledge, tolerance, and beer are the founding principles of our government.

Once the left & right wipe each other out, we can establish things like, national video game appreciation day, and beer-thirty, every 30th day of the month pubs don't charge for beer.

Also Disney will pay us reparation for TLJ, in which we will fund our infrastructure, military, welfare, and also, beer.

It will be called the GAF-mocracy!

No. Also do we have a cringe thread?

 

[King of Foxes]

I'm not in America but im doing 30 push ups and 40 crunches a day getting ready for it, i'm also practicing my knife throwing skills....i only have butter knives but i think its good enough.

I also watched "Big trouble in little China" like 3 times so i'm ready.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I'm not in America but im doing 30 push ups and 40 crunches a day getting ready for it, i'm also practicing my knife throwing skills....i only have butter knives but i think its good enough.

I also watched "Big trouble in little China" like 3 times so i'm ready.

Butter knives will work. Besides, it's all in the reflexes King.

 

[Papa]

I'm on the side that isn't made up of adult cry babies.

Let's us on GAF form a secret society, where morals, knowledge, tolerance, and beer are the founding principles of our government.

Once the left & right wipe each other out, we can establish things like, national video game appreciation day, and beer-thirty, every 30th day of the month pubs don't charge for beer.

Also Disney will pay us reparation for TLJ, in which we will fund our infrastructure, military, welfare, and also, beer.

It will be called the GAF-mocracy!

Sounds like a shitty February.

 

[blame space]

is everyone left on this site a fucking idiot

 

[Cunth]

is everyone left on this site a fucking idiot

Yawn

 

[brap]

is everyone left on this site a fucking idiot

nah nvm.

 

[EviLore]

is everyone left on this site a fucking idiot

BLAME SPACE

Where the fuck have you been!?