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[bangai-o]

what would you have her eat or drink regularly to make this happen?

 

[Takao]

Pussy Key Rings obviously.

 

[Renoir]

Chicken

 

[Devolution]

Kegels and squats.

Volleyball.

 

[Clydefrog]

she must eat other butts

 

[Petrie]

what would you have her eat or drink regularly to make this happen?

Unless you want her to get gross and fat all over, she'd have to work out. A lot.

 

[Mudkips]

 

[Dark Stalkers]

squats brah

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Implants.

 

[Tornado Condor]

FHUTA until her ass is all saggy and nasty. It'll definitely look bigger, though.

 

[goldensun]

Stealth brag thread

 

[ShaneDude]

You have to do it in the butt.

 

[Solo]

Feed her pizza.

 

[fastford58]

Fat butt or muscle butt? Fat butts are hard to make...it's like losing weight. You can't choose where to lose.

If you're not careful you'll end up with a gunt.

 

[Culebra 64]

she must eat other butts

This is the sexy and correct answer.

 

[Fry]

Spank her ass more.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I could stick my dick in her ass, that would make it bigger.

 

[Devolution]

Also fastest way: Steal some booty implants. DIY surgery.

 

[SmithnCo]

Give her rude comments on Youtube about it

 

[bangai-o]

Unless you want her to get gross and fat all over, she'd have to work out. A lot.

a combination of chicken AND squats?

 

[ant_]

squats

 

[shuri]

Feed her pizza. If it works for undersexed cats, it outta work for undersized butts.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxl-TNZwgOc

 

[Snuggles]

worst poster

 

[Nix]

Get her to run laps. Proceed to watch the ass jiggle. Change diet on results.

 

[mj1108]

Miracle Grow

 

[MedHead]

Seriously, people? This is pathetic.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

you're gonna have to fatten her up AND get her into the gym to do some squats, deadlifts, glute raises, etc. it's the only way, I'm afraid. That's how you make a good booty.

 

[Mailenstein]

Small ass is a dealbreaker for me.

 

[Donthizz#]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq1HnakX5C8

She'll have that big ass in no time..

 

[DoomGyver]

cupcakes

 

[Mordeccai]

Its pretty simple, just pull on her buttocks. Plant both hands firmly on either cheek, and tug. For added effect, take a meat tenderizer to her ass afterwards.

 

[Revolutionary]

Brazilian butt implants

 

[daffy]

Oh, this is happening.

Spoiler

volleyball practice

 

[Lamel]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like to make girl's butt bigger?

Jesus at the title OP.

Anyway, SQUATS!

 

[zomgbbqftw]

KFC

 

[G-Fex]

THATS ENOUGH OP, I don't think you realize how dangerous this topic has become.

It's not always about her ass being number 1, it's about her ass having bravery, honor and respect. And most importantly putting the butts of others ahead of her own. That's something Heavy D did every day of his life.

 

[Stealth Editor]

Would be easier to make your hands smaller

 

[alr1ght]

junior'd please.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like to make girl's butt bigger?

Jesus at the title OP.

Anyway, SQUATS!

I didn't even notice the errors in the title until you told me. My brain filtered that shit out.

 

[Evolved1]

I know everyone is making joke replies... but uh seriously... you can't target areas for fat loss/gain. It goes where it goes and is different for everyone. As a general rule, the first place you gain fat is the last place you lose it, but even that varies.

If your girlfriend gained weight, there's no guarantee it'd go to her backside. Might be her belly or face or any other area. She might get super fat an never get a big butt! It's entirely possible.

Best to just like her for who she is... or find someone else more to your taste, if you can't get over it.

 

[Lamel]

How are you going to tell your girlfriend to go about making her ass bigger? Post results of that conversation of gaf.

 

[bangai-o]

THATS ENOUGH OP, I don't think you realize how dangerous this topic has become.

dammit, i forgot about Google. sorry. lock
thanks for the tips

 

[sans_pants]

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online...raining_performance/dispelling_the_glute_myth

 

[Corky]

junior'd please.

You heard him mods, he's asking for it.

 

[JLG-]

Get her pregnant.

 

[G-Fex]

dammit, i forgot about Google. sorry. lock
thanks for the tips

You said the B word in a thread topic!

 

[totowhoa]

go to the club and grab some smaller butts

 

[Degen]

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

 

[daffy]

she must eat other butts

:lol so good