How many times a day do you shower?

How many times a day do you shower?

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#58
In the civilised world, we have this stuff:

I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.

Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.

Also a power shower so it feels fucking great when it hits the right area :messenger_ok:
 
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I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.

Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.

Also a power shower so it feels fucking great when it hits the right area :messenger_ok:
I just make 2-3 swipes, then sit in the bath tub edge and turn on the bath tub water at full pressure. Problem solved.
 
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Shower at the end of the day. Good enough for me.

If on the odd morning I wake up in a pool of sweat I'll definitely rinse off before work.

Weekends are a whole different story. Spend the day lazing around I don't feel the need to shower.
 
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Skyr

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I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.

Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.
So you take a full shower after the dump? Taking my clothes on and off would be too much of a hassle tbh.

If you have a tub, let me introduce you to a technique which will change your life. It's a dark art tho so be carefull.
What you wanna do is pull your pants completely down to your ankles.
Next you basically sit with your hamstrings onto the rim of the tub, so that your ass is free above the tub.
Then you put that showerhead on full blast and point it upside down towards your ass.
Et voila.
 

Musky_Cheese

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I was talking to some Brazilian chicks about cultural differences and they were saying that they found it gross when they meet people who don't shower twice a day. Obviously I lied and said I also shower twice a day, but surely once a day is enough? What say you
Did one of these chicks beat you in arm wrestling also?
 
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depends how hot it is outside

when it's cold and cool, i'll shower in the morning or at night, but almost never twice in the same day (i usualyl don't leave my house if it's really cold)

when it's hot and humid, i'll shower in the morning (because i wake up sweaty) and i'll shower at night (because i'm all humid and sweaty at the end of the day, even if i don't leave my house)
 
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You just reminded me of one of my pet hates: having to do a shit just after I finished my shower. I could have cleaned that dirty arse properly if it'd come out like 15 mins earlier
You need to get your system in order.
shit-->shower—>shave

On topic: 2 times a day sometimes 3, if I am landscaping.
Do you go full bald eagle or leave a little runway
 
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Elcid

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#78
I shower when I get home from work which is in the evening and I shower whenever I take a shit at home.
 
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I'm from the UK, and unfortunately toilet paper is all we have. Fifth largest economy in The World, and 99% of people don't even have bidets.

Shower after a every dump is a must. I like being clean.

Also a power shower so it feels fucking great when it hits the right area :messenger_ok:
Does that mean you don't shit at work? Man you're missing out. No better feeling than being paid to pinch one out.
 
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When I get home from work or any time when I feel gross. Generally only once a day, but everywhere down here has AC and we keep it at 69*F(20*C) in the house.
 
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if im going to work, in the morning before work. if im working from home, and not planning on going out, i'll entirely skip it.

also i dont have a car so i do a grocery run 2 or 3 times a week, where i walked 30 min to & from the store, and will shower after that.

so pretty much 1 per day
 
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i guess it depends on where you live. In hot places or during hot summers it might be necessary to shower several times to get rid of sweat, and as long as the sweat is rather fresh you dont need to use soap every time.
Personally i think showering once a day, in the moring to get rid if the night sweat, should be enough during cold to warm temperatures. If sweat during the day then also a second time after work.
 
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#92
There are people who dont shower before bed and only in the morning?

Your bed sheets must fucking stink like ass after 2 or 3 days...How on earth can you spend all day out and about then come home and just what? Get changed and go to sleep?

barbarians
 
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#93
There are people who dont shower before bed and only in the morning?

Your bed sheets must fucking stink like ass after 2 or 3 days...How on earth can you spend all day out and about then come home and just what? Get changed and go to sleep?

barbarians
You must be a stinky person yourself to assume that
 
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#94
You must be a stinky person yourself to assume that
How can showering in the morning be cleaner than at night? Yes people sweat in their sleep but you are active during the day, moving a lot more than at night.

Then take into account being out in public, around sick people, traffic and car fumes...the list is endless, then just going to bed with all that potential filth on you?

No thank you sir.
 
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How can showering in the morning be cleaner than at night? Yes people sweat in their sleep but you are active during the day, moving a lot more than at night.

Then take into account being out in public, around sick people, traffic and car fumes...the list is endless, then just going to bed with all that potential filth on you?

No thank you sir.
That probably depends on what you do for a living, and where you move about during the day.
If i was sweating a lot during the day i‘d feel the need to shower in the evenings too. I don’t meet many people a day and i dont use puplic transporttation to get about either so maybe that would also change my feelings.
 

Jesus Carbomb

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There are people who dont shower before bed and only in the morning?

Your bed sheets must fucking stink like ass after 2 or 3 days...How on earth can you spend all day out and about then come home and just what? Get changed and go to sleep?

barbarians
I bet they never wash their pillow cases either.

::shudders::
 
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I’m having flashbacks to when you described explosive shitting all over a toilet seat while a female coworker waited outside
Today I hadn't shat in like 4 days after eating a bunch of sauerkraut and I just released a world serpent turd. I think i dropped like kilo after that.

No mess though. It was solid and a nice clean break.
During winter once a day, during summer twice. Always shower after exercising or sports.

Actual civilised places have this:



:p
What is that? Looks like some kind of a sex toy. I'd rather keep my anal virginity, thanks.
 

Makariel

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What is that? Looks like some kind of a sex toy. I'd rather keep my anal virginity, thanks.
You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.
 
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You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.
Different sounds? Can I get it to play the Super Mario Bros. 1up chime after it cleanses me? If so, SOLD.
 
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You are simply not ready to bathe in the magnificence which is the japanese style bidet seat. With different temperature and pressure settings, heating and cooling of the seat itself, and different sounds to play as a bonus. After using these for a while, going back to toilet paper feels like scrubbing my ass against a tree in the woods.
Crap. Now I'm deeply curious. That sounds pretty good.