How to make myself foam at the mouth?

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toxicgonzo

Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
#6
Haha somebody has got to ask it

Why would you want to do that?

Trying to fake an illness?
Wanna creep out some friends?

:lol
 
#7
I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?
 
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Futureman said:
I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?
Your saliva will look brown. :lol :lol :lol
 

DietRob

i've been begging for over 5 years.
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Futureman said:
I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?
If your in the US they will give you a ride to the hospital. We had a guy in my old call center that had seizure problems. I believe that HIPPA law is that they cannot touch you and must call an ambulance. Get your medical card ready and make sure you have enough money for the deductibles.

Really bad way to get off work IMO.

Instead get some mud from outside rub it on your butt and tell them you have had a bout with explosive diarrhea. Nobody will want come close enough to you to find out for sure.
 

AlternativeUlster

Absolutely pathetic part deux
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I am pretty sure if you combine diet coke and mentos, it will make you poop yourself. I guess if you need to get out of work, pooping yourself is one way.

I've used Alka Setzer before. That works.
 
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Futureman said:
I'm going to fake a seizure at work so I can go home earlier.

Seriously though it's for a short little video I'm making.

Diet coke + mentos? Better than Alka Seltzer?
Yes. And I want to see the video. Fire up the recorder, put a couple of Mentos in your mouth, and then take a big swing of diet coke.

And I demand that you upload the video.
 
#42
funkmastergeneral said:
Mix bleach and ammonia together and deeply inhale the Cl2 gas. It might sting a little but should do the trick.
Sigh. Not funny dude. This shit could be fatal man wtf.


I repeat: IF YOU TRY THIS, YOU COULD DIE.
 

TheOMan

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speculawyer said:
C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.
...have you read the Google tricks Facebook users thread yet? Once you're done, you'll probably want to edit your post.
 
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speculawyer said:
C'mon guys . . . ammonia & bleach was obviously a joke. No one that is that stupid.
A man once told me that the reason they don't make banana pop-tarts is because the filling will turn black after 3 days. I just said "oh" and thought nothing of it until like 2 hours later.

Some of us ARE that stupid. D:
 
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