How to make yourself vomit without using a finger?

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I woke up early this morning with an incredibly cramped stomach and the urge to vomit. Only problem is I've been on the verge of vomiting for three hours and would like to get it out of the way since today is rather important (Exam and voting). Any suggestions?
 
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grandjedi6 said:
DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF TO VOMIT
I will vomit, it's just a matter of when. I've had the urge to vomit for hours... it's sitting at the back gate but I subconsciously won't yak. This is the worst feeling ever :(
 
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Just lean your head over the bowl for a while, it will come. Think of how sick you feel or that bad taste in your mouth while leaning. I remember I did this when I had bad sushi.
 

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harSon said:
I will vomit, it's just a matter of when. I've had the urge to vomit for hours... it's sitting at the back gate but I subconsciously won't yak. This is the worst feeling ever :(
If you have to vomit, you will vomit. Otherwise don't force it
 
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Scullibundo said:
Just lean your head over the bowl for a while, it will come. Think of how sick you feel or that bad taste in your mouth while leaning. I remember I did this when I had bad sushi.

This. Also when you feel like vomiting, try to force yourself to gag or try to imitate the puking. Worked for me when I had bad hangovers.
 

Alfarif

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#12
I just went into the bathroom at work and someone had shit all over the floor and toilet, hadn't flushed it, and the building is smelling like straight shit.

I had the urge to vomit then and no fingers were involved.
 
#15
Have you eaten? Drink lots of water. Then either you will throw up or the feeling to throw up will pass. Or maybe you will wish you die or something but hey, atleast you did not have to use your finger to throw up.
 
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PuppetSlave said:
Have you eaten? Drink lots of water. Then either you will throw up or the feeling to throw up will pass. Or maybe you will wish you die or something but hey, atleast you did not have to use your finger to throw up.
I'm to much of a pussy to use a finger. I cringe when doctors put shit down my throat (SWABS YOU FREAKS). I haven't eaten since around 10 hours or so ago and I've downed a good 2-3 water bottles in the last 3 hours.
 
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harSon said:
I'm to much of a pussy to use a finger. I cringe when doctors put shit down my throat (SWABS YOU FREAKS). I haven't eaten since around 10 hours or so ago and I've downed a good 2-3 water bottles in the last 3 hours.
Using the finge ris actually pretty easy if you really need to vomit. The a similar situation a few weeks ago. The salt thing should work but I would prefer the other way because downing salt water is pretty horrible. :lol
 

DaCocoBrova

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#18
You hurry up and wait.

The worst is when your body is undecided re: which hole to spout from.
 
#22
I jab my stomach hard-ish when I feel the need to vomit but haven't. Works every time. I don't know why anyone would recommend not doing it, it's a fucking terrible feeling that's easy to remedy.
 

psycho_snake

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I know you're looking for another way to make yourslef throw up without shoving your fingers down your throuat, but it is the best way. It feels horrible, but it gets you to throw up straight away. I find that its better to do that then wait for ages and feel sick just waiting to vomit.
 

RubxQub

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mre

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DaCocoBrova said:
The worst is when your body is undecided re: which hole to spout from.
I'm going to have to disagree. The worst is when your body has made up its mind, but chose both holes simultaneously.

That was the worst night of my life.
 
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