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[Meowzers]

I'm guessing it would be rather interesting.

Just like recently I described how winning silverware was to a Tottenham fan.

 

[Meowzers]

I'd say that we don't take ourselves seriously in photographs anymore. You should see my mate Dave being fisted by that dwarf whilst on our holidays...on our honeymoon.

 

[triplestation]

you can tap on this glass and talk to someone you've never met on the other side of the world

oh nice sword

 

[Tesseract]

thots steal men's souls and make them their slaves (perhaps the same could be said of all religions)

 

[crumbs]

People use a series of tubes to anonymously argue with strangers from a remote location.

 

[haxan7]

Life has basically been the same since the mid-1700s.

 

[Riven326]

 

[-Arcadia-]

So much has changed, so much is possible, but people are roughly the same, and the same basic things that matter now, love, friendship, children, making your way in life, finding who you are, continue to drive things in the future.

In a sense, everything has changed, but nothing has.

 

[Cunth]

its like riding a penny farthing without pantaloons

 

[teezzy]

"Don't you dare type P in my address bar, you filthy ass mudlark."

 

[bitbydeath]

I’d just explain it how it is.

 

[jts]

You can still do it in the ass, and now you can admit it.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Cut your dick off and end all life.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

"Two fellas can kiss in public and don't get the death penalty."

"Brushing your teeth is still not mandatory but it's shamed if you don't."

"Them Orientals run everything in 2020."

"Charles Dickens is cool but you really need to play The Last of Us/Final Fantasy VII. The two greatest stories ever told by mankind."

 

[Paasei]

Everything is still the same because humans are still assholes for the most part. It's just all A LOT easier/convenient to find out.

 

[GreyHorace]

"Charles Dickens is cool but you really need to play The Last of Us/Final Fantasy VII. The two greatest stories ever told by mankind."

That's hilarious. Any of the Sherlock Holmes short stories that Arthur Conan Doyle wrote shits on these wannabe epic narratives.

I think Victorians would be quite shocked at how casually modern people talk about sex. This was an era of repressed sexuality.

 

[Rentahamster]

"Hey look at how few parasites I have!"

 

[Husky]

I'd fuckin lie lmao

 

[GymWolf]

You can buy the bathwater of some gaming girl, are you not impressed by the current society?!

 

[Doom85]

I wouldn't, instead I imagine my conversation would go as follows:

"Know where to find some paleblood?"
"I'm afraid I have no idea of what you speak of, good sir."
"Hmm, in that case where's the nearest lamp? I need to get back to the Hunter's Dream to have the doll level me up."
"......sir, might I guide you to our nearest asylum?"
"Hey, I don't need that! My Insight is only at 25, I'm doing just fine!"

 

[Nymphae]

Inescapably horrifying and soul draining, but the available entertainment used to distract oneself from this reality is well produced and abundant.

 

[synchronicity]

Most people spend most of their day sitting down staring at a glowing rectangle. All of this is done inside.

 

[iconmaster]

Bodies are healthier than ever, while souls are destroyed every day.

 

[TheMan]

mountains of porn, including movies that you can INSIDE OF (VR)
electric cars
computers in my pocket

fuck your tuberculosis, reginald, i'm in the future

 

[Sakura Doritos]

The prisoners run the prison.

 

[Old Retro]

Technology is your god and money is your religion. You could escape being found or tracked until the end of the millennium.